Phoned @TheRAC_UK at 10.30 this morning. Got told they'd be here at 13.20. Then 16.20 then 20.00. Useless pricks. Signed up to the AA.

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I love Robert Jenrick. He's a mad little man living in his own mad world. They should make a movie. And he's a Sir. Somebody should be accountable for that.

JD Vance is gonna shave his beard off.

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Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him

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Nigel Farage doesn't believe fox hunting is cruel. Share if you agree a vote for Reform is a vote for animal cruelty.

Fucking @LidlGB man. Of all the things to leak into your shopping bag is a bottle of bleach. And it's not an isolated incident. Seems like every fortnight shop something leaks. Milk. Chicken. Bleach. Top donuts ruined.

Trump: People were taken out of the spa, hired by Epstein… I told him we don’t want you taking our people, whether it’s spa or not spa. He did it again, I said out of here. Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre? Trump: I think so. He stole her.

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I asked them “Do you speak-a-my language?” They just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich. I’m not a Man from Down Under. I have their names and a voice recording. We must confront them every time.

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The Irony of Bonfire Culture in the North of Ireland explained.

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You could. And you have. Idiot.

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