Johnson got the Hero role because he was the first Settler. 😂 And the plebs still think this is a joke.

From this moment forward, mere discord plebs will claim the Settler role in order to take their fate into their own hands. May one day you become a Hero too, anon. But you wouldn't bliev' it.

El Pepe was too late and couldn't snatch the Early Bird role anymore. There will now never be more than 1000 early birds in the Fortress discord, ever, maybe in history. "nobody knew" Don't be El Pepe they said, and now look at you.

@Fortress_Fi just deployed their Concentrator Vaults in no time after their Compounder Vaults! That was fast 👀 But what the heck is a Concentrator Vault? A short intro to Yield optimizers by Fortress for my beloved Defi Farmers! 👇

A new shiny star has burst onto the scene. Their premiere tweet occurred on May 4th, and they've already amassed a following of over 400, including some very well known DeFi influencers. Today, let's stroll through a short thread that demystifies @Fortress_Fi.

969 early birds - we close at 1000

we doin' dis or wat !

One of our dear community members tries to represent a strong case for tentacle hentai. Do you think ChatGPT wrote this instead of him? Do you think the guberment should allow this to happen? And do you think @DegenSpartan would approve?

Pro tip: anyone can achieve the hero role at any time. All you need to do is to make yourself useful.

We are beyond grateful for all the support we have received so far ever since we opened up to the community. There are now almost 900 early birds in Discord. We will stop issuing the early bird role once we reach 1000 early birds. More information will follow.

Saw the tweet about @Fortress_Fi from the Fren @DAdvisoor .Yield Compounders is their first product, and I'm excited for their Concentrator Vaults and all the other good stuff that's about to come.

This is the guy who didn't get the HERO role.

GM