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Middle class woman of a certain age, miscellaneous heritage and exotic ‘fro. Pillock of the community. https://t.co/sKj6UggMj2
Cambridgeshire, England
Joined June 2010
Time for this perennial beauty from Phil Wang. Hiddleston gives me the heebie jeebies.
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Sorry everyone. Thank you for your concern. I’m ok, just being melodramatic and pensive. Normality has resumed. Back to nob jokes and swearing.
Walking through the Co-Op trying not to cry. Wish they’d play some cheerful music. I’m on the verge here.
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Walking through the Co-Op trying not to cry. Wish they’d play some cheerful music. I’m on the verge here.
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I’ll post this video pretty much every time I see it. I love it so much 🤣🤣🔥
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Doc was reluctant to prescribe sleeping pills because of their interaction with my heart meds so I am self-medicating with ancient, alternative medicine. Ye olde Irish cream.
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You can’t buy brains.
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Which of you can collect my prescription before the chemist closes at 1?
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People like Kirsty Allsop, who have benefited from generational wealth, would be vastly improved as human beings by losing almost everything - even temporarily - to experience and better understand how the other half (95%) live.
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This would work well for my brown bread ice cream recipe. Might try it tomorrow. Fascinating, aren’t I?
I've started to make my own ice-cream by hand, using a recipe off YouTube. So far I've made coffee (of course!), mocha chocolate chip, pear and apricot, and lemon mint. You know what I miss? Rum & Raisin. Whatever happened to Rum & Raisin Ice Cream? https://t.co/07tE7gnXfS
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Cat dreaming he’s doing a pike off the high diving board. Again. Tom Cat Daley.
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16yo son has just left the house wearing this. Bought them as a joke a couple of years ago and now he’s hooked.
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Client’s cleaner had to bring 6yo daughter to work this morning. Tiny, adorable, red-haired child is named Beyoncé. Not sure I hid my reaction as well as I could have.
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My nearest petrol station is 5 miles away and thought I’d run out en route. Luckily, I had a can of petrol in the boot so decided to stop and put some in to prevent me becoming stranded in the dark. No nozzle so used the She-wee I keep in the car for clients. 👍🏿
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I’ve got a cold. If you could pop round with soothing words, a damp flannel and some soup that would be great. The front door is open.
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Watch @marclamonthill face when Alan Dershowitz says Virginia Giuffre misidentified him. 🤣
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"I once got so high that I sent a voicenote to a guy called ginger tom, saying I'd find him one million percent if he faceswapped me" @TRobinsonNewEra
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