I got a new liver ❤️💜❤️💜

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A weakened immune system and the first two weeks of elementary school never mix well. I started feeling like crap yesterday and it’s gotten worse and worse slowly, and today it’s hit me like a ton of bricks. Just real bad aches and pains so nothing serious, but it still sucks.

Good morning 😊

Pretty sure that second quote is Hemingway 😏

Making my way downtown 🎶🎶

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Nothing beats a Jeff2 holiday 🤣🤣 .#jet2holiday

Oh and I’m eating them with these sea creature shaped nuggets 🤣 yes, I’m eating my kids food 👀

Until recently it had been years and years since I’d had these. I had forgotten how amazing they are.

Good morning 😊

Even my weather app is announcing the engagement 🤣🔥

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“I like the way that my bed is looking over your boots.And them bell-bottoms I wear make walking out hard to do.We know well that it ain't gonna work.Oh, what the hell's one more night gonna hurt?” 🎶🎶🎶. -Dolly Parton

I haven’t heard much about Taylor Swift today… she doing okay?

Pepe

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This is the street interview version of the red carpet “who are you wearing” 😆 on the streets of Berlin with Post Malone 👏🏼👏🏼

Blood tubes or rolled up yoga mats?

Waiting… someone in the next room is preparing to stab me and take my blood. It’s consensual 🩸😏