☠️Daddy Bones☠️
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Got a couple kids, couple ex-wives. In recovery. Sober since 7/18/22. Believe in second chances. #LGBTQ ally #BLM 😈MUFC😈 #sober 🔥Post Malone🔥 🇬🇧 in 🇺🇸
Second star to the right-NOVA
Joined February 2021
“The morning light can't come too soon Lying here not next to you Wide awake I dream of you Sleepless in a hotel room” https://t.co/S5mLXK1peJ
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This year I have a Dad joke of the day calendar. So far it’s not going that great, these aren’t really “Dad jokes”. Hopefully it gets better. Here’s all of them so far this year.
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Here’s the final puns of the day from 2025 that I didn’t post while I was dealing with an absolutely brutal case of the flu for almost the past two weeks (my immunosuppressants make it so much worse). It’s mostly gone now and I’m finally over feeling like a zombie and up to being
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Damn, what a beautiful song ❤️💔 Bon Jovi - Always “Now your pictures that you left behind Are just memories of a different life Some that made us laugh, some that made us cry One that made you have to say goodbye”
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BLT for dinner from the Italian deli in town. It’s phenomenal 🔥😋
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I love this Home Alone sketch 🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼
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*chugs Red Bull, online shops for Christmas gift to self
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The angel told Mary, "Fear not, for thou shalt bring forth a son, and shalt call him Jesus... and lo, there shall be 0% APR financing on all Camrys for the next 12 days only”
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I’m sure the foxes in my neighborhood have read this book
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