These things are good: ice cream, and cake, a ride on a Harley. Seeing monkeys in the trees. The rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face

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The Replacements if they were German: “At ze zwinging party down ze Rhine”

Look at all these fucking slugs

feel like we’ve lost the 90s archetype of the slacker in quite a profound and mystifying way, feel like we lost something important with him too

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I might spend some time in jail

When are we getting the PTA/Cameron Winter concert film

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I’m gonna give up on everything and pick up bowling

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We should all quit our jobs and believe in god

Sometimes you feel like the last guy in the world when you drink the last beer you have

Keep your chub up bro

Happy David Lynch Day, everyone!

I know Best Director is crowded this year but Josh Safdie would be a deserved and inspired nomination on Thursday for his dazzling work on Marty Supreme

Using whiskey as a chaser to drink my Diet Coke

I am going to balance off my alcoholism with locking in very soon

Mexican lady, please save me

I’m so sad everytime I realize David Lynch is dead. We’re never gonna get another guy like that again.