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Dispatches from a dying planet

Colorado panhandle
Joined May 2009
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
2 days
Simply being the stay home parent as the dad is going to expose you to a lot of shame. Online and off. Ask me how I know!
@CartoonsHateHer
Cartoons Hate Her!
2 days
We need some dad-shamers on here honestly. Dads being like "wow you guys still play video games? I'm teaching my 3 year old how to build cabinets" and "i don't know how any man gets fat, I'm a dad of 4 and these are my washboard abs"
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@yhdistyminen
bob's burgers urbanist ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ
2 days
Just a reminder that I was right
@yhdistyminen
bob's burgers urbanist ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ
1 month
The difference between right- and left-wing crazies is that left-wing crazies are confined to gender studies departments and weird corners of Twitter whereas right-wing crazies are currently in charge of the entire federal government.
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
2 days
As someone extremely online the last two decades, young people talking like this isnโ€™t surprising. The shock is these young people are angling to be future leaders in dominant Republican Party. None of them thought twice. No grown ups thought to rein them in. Speaks volumes.
@politico
POLITICO
2 days
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat. Inside rising GOP leadersโ€™ racist chats โ€” obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months๐Ÿ‘‡
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@xenocryptsite
Xenocrypt
4 days
Found this site's motto.
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
4 days
I know my posts are suppressed here but it is absolutely important to note the degree to which Musk has his finger on the scale pushing right wing ideology. Itโ€™s plain as day and they so many of us continue to use this app is alarming.
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@CartoonsHateHer
Cartoons Hate Her!
5 days
You will never in 1 million years guess what this is referring to
@FrappuccinoSlim
Frap Slim
5 days
@vanillaopinions A lot of men refuse to do this and then wonder why they're still single.
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
5 days
People know who did this. And by choosing to stay silent they are complicit. I cannot and will not tolerate this. Fuck every single Nazi apologist everywhere.
@denverwestword
Denver Westword
5 days
According to the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office, the swastika was reported around sunrise and is already being dismantled.
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
6 days
This is way worse for Christmas than the times liberals would say โ€œHappy Holidaysโ€.
@JenniferJJacobs
Jennifer Jacobs
6 days
TRUMP on China: "Starting November 1st, 2025 (or sooner, depending on any further actions or changes taken by China), the United States of America will impose a Tariff of 100% on China, over and above any Tariff that they are currently paying. Also on November 1st, we will impose
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
11 days
Canโ€™t speak for everyone, but having a child hasnโ€™t changed my politics one bit. Though other parents I meet do tend to trend conservative.
@bejeweledpaige
Paigeโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 days
This isn't even about Taylor anymore. I genuinely feel like we're fucked if young people have been convinced that getting married and having kids is inherently conservative
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
11 days
Seems like last week the right wing discourse was โ€œif you call us fascist that is incitement!โ€ This weekend? Seems like they arenโ€™t pretending any more. Just owning it. Scary shit.
@mkr4411
MK
11 days
@ICEgov Portland's about to find out
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
11 days
Weโ€™re going to win ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
@ScooterCasterNY
Oliya Scootercaster ๐Ÿ›ด
12 days
Portland FROG is back - after getting "Pepper sprayed in the ass"
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
12 days
Every day on this racist ass app.
@dandakich
Dan Dakich
12 days
Sanchez or anyone being stabbed downtown indy should not be a surprise we have a ton of fatherless and armed African American kids descending on downtown Indy every weekend if that offends you f off as the chief of police Bailey and Rev Harrison have told you this!!
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
12 days
This a from a week and a half ago when I took the toddler for a hike. Donโ€™t think it would post. Sorry.
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
12 days
Testing
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
13 days
Love to log into Twitter and get lessons in masculinity from men who seem to be in competition about who can piss their pants the most about how scared they are of visiting their nearest city or taking public transit.
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
14 days
Who signed off on this in the Avs organization? Heads should roll.
@Avalanche
Colorado Avalanche
14 days
Boys night out ๐Ÿˆ
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@theNFLchick
BMORE Reeta
15 days
Damn the Etsy witches been working OT
@RealmRavens
The Ravens Realm
15 days
WHAT THE FUCK
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
15 days
Ugh. I guess Iโ€™m not going to catch another championship run. Maybe I can watch some games in hiding?
@DHSgov
Homeland Security
15 days
NOW ARRIVES THE HOUR OF ACTION.
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@Fly_Agaric
Mateo ๐Ÿ„
16 days
Trump, once again, calling attention to some vague and poorly defined โ€œenemy withinโ€ is setting off all sorts of alarms. Especially since it was our top military commanders he is speaking to. I fucking hate how this doesnโ€™t even warrant a shrug from anyone anymore. Dark times.
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