I’ve had to make another complaint about my hopeless humans. They have placed my wine too far away. It’s a hot day and I can’t stretch that far. I’m expecting an apology and recompense.

Well look at me! I’m @SusanCalman’s cat of the day!.

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RT @SusanCalman: Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Flossie. Thank you @AlanJCritchley for sharing this pic!

RT @SusanCalman: Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Mischa. Thank you @AlanJCritchley for sharing this pic!

I’m 11 today! As befits my age and status, I’ll be doing very little. Treats, cuddles (when I want them), the best foods and some play time will make the perfect day.

Next up is mine. Work in progress I reckon ⁦@MrMoustacheCat⁩. #mogyog #twist.

We won’t pretend that we found #mogyog #twist easy ⁦@MrMoustacheCat⁩. Mischa worked hard on this one though. What do you think?

I was up late practicing this one for #mogyog #balance. How am I doing ⁦@MrMoustacheCat⁩?

First up tonight is Mischa’s #mogyog #balance pose. What do you reckon ⁦@MrMoustacheCat⁩?

It’s a lovely warm day here. I’m snoozing in the conservatory. Mr Badger is making sure that I’m not disturbed. #happycat #warmday #napping

Oh no ⁦@MrMoustacheCat⁩. We missed #mogyog #curl! Staff were too busy with this Bank Holiday malarkey to do their real work. If it’s not too late here’s one of both of us. Promise that we’ll be ready for next month.

Happy Easter! 🐣 here’s my little bro Mischa. As it’s #Easter and he’s #chocolate Burmese, is it ok to eat him today?

Here’s another one from Mischa. He’s been practicing #bunnypaws since he was a kitten in anticipation of #mogyog today. ⁦@MrMoustacheCat⁩

Mischa’s #bunnypaws #mogyog pose is like mine, we have been practicing together. How’s he doing ⁦@MrMoustacheCat⁩?

First up it’s #bunnypaws from me. What do you think ⁦@MrMoustacheCat⁩? I’ve been practicing for #mogyog.

Next up, it’s me. Quick! I can hold this #mogyog #jelbel pose for very long @MrMoustacheCat. It’s a tough one.

We aren’t great at #jelbel, especially Mischa. He’s working on it though for the brilliant #mogyog teacher @MrMoustacheCat #mogyog.

You can sign what you want. Mischa and I will be fed as often as we want. We have ways!.

We’ve not been doing a lot over Catmus so the first #mogyog class is going to be hard. Here’s our #relax pose ⁦@MrMoustacheCat⁩. Pretty clear that we’re out of practice though.

They are indeed! We’re waiting by the oven. (Shame that they’re saying that turkey is too rich for us. Think that the greedy humans want it all to themselves).