Chris P. Chicken🐔
@FlipppityFLIP
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i’m not a real person im a ghost trapped in a tweet. 🇩🇴
Boston, MA
Joined May 2013
This girl told me she watches anime , so I asked her if she likes one piece , and this bird gonna say she preffers a bikini
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He was paid to keep you alive
I was paid to lose? Hahaha
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White men are 98% of Presidents, 98% of US senators, 94% of the Supreme Court, 90% of the House of Representatives, 90% of CEO’s while making up only 30% of the population… YOUR OPPRESSION IS NONEXISTENT.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
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The people who want you to know that they would have blown the whistle on Anne Frank are truly something.
Illegal fleeing from ICE runs into a tire store where a patron and then an employee hold the door shut so that the agent can’t continue his pursuit. This is blatant obstruction, in my opinion, and both the patron and employee should be charged. https://t.co/AS7VgrvCrC
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Critical thinking
what never came back after the pandemic
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I’ve called off because I’ve gotten 7 hours of sleep instead of 8
Hearing people say they've never called off work in 40 years, as someone who has called off to play outside
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i was helping this lady make a budget but she has zero income. that was a short meeting.
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POV: Your husband was just brutally murdered on live television.
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judicial system in america is suck a joke .. free this man or fry his ass. make your fucking choice already.
YNW Melly’s double-murder retrial has been delayed to January 2027. He has been in custody since 2019. His first trial ended in a mistrial in 2023.
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This is the stuff Fox News is covering while the White House is refusing to release the full Epstein files.
TUG-OF-WAR: Two rats engaged in a dramatic 3-minute battle over half a bagel at a New York City subway station.
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Accidentally 😭
Dear Men, suppose your wife accidentally gets pregnant by another Man. As a good husband, what would you do??
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maybe “i’m a strong, independent, woman that don’t need no man” wasn’t such a great mantra?
We REALLY have a WHOLE new era of MEN that DON’T want to PROTECT & PROVIDE.
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If we all have more children, they can be put to work on these wheels to generate power for the AI data centers.
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Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.
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Long day for Beyoncé
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