female dennis reynolds
@FlVESTARWOMAN
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i'm like if dennis reynolds was a woman. mostly always sunny, movies and reality tv
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Joined April 2019
a male selfie is a cry for help.
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me having sex with vaginismus.
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i could easily make him obsessed with me i just don't feel like it.
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working in a sex shop is fascinating. young couples probably in their 20's make fun of the stuff and look horrified and then a middle aged couple buys a strap on.
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this gives me hope.
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i love phantom thread.
mac poisoning dennis just so he could take care of him was really sweet tbh….
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like yes please go to town on my neck it gets the loudest moans out of me.
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i would love making out with a vampire i would expose my neck so fast.
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it's been getting really bad lately all i wanna do is sleep and i have no access to medication at the moment.
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depression has been taking years off my life and i just wonder if it's ever gonna get better.
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oh yes! lars von trier who was never controversial with his films.
Talk about a film that would KILL people today lol.
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i think people are getting too weird about cosmetic surgery.
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this was supposed to be for priv but oh well might as well leave it here.
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i wanna sit on him his lap is inviting me.
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RT @whorewerton: oh nothing, just three whole minutes of Dennis & his big blue “fuck me” eyes
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dealing with being ghosted by a guy i liked by focusing on the new season of always sunny
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