FL Cracker
@FlCracker84
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Joined August 2022
Definitely not Florida
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Modelo tumbler with a Bluetooth speaker??? You know I had to buy it. Now I gotta find me a PBR and Yuengling one.
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Zucchini is looking good. I'm ready to make some Zucchini bread.
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Florida is not a real place.
Me love you long time
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Perfection
You pull up to pick your woman up for a date and you find her like this... What do you do?
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This hoe for real?
MEN: your wife got pregnant by another man by mistake. as a good husband, what will you do?
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Thank God I live in Florida.
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Being a man
What is it called when u cant take it anymore but u still go on ?
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I went to pick up some plants today for my neighbor and the seller told me she bought seeds for Seminole pumpkins months ago that never came in. I went back home and grabbed some of the seeds I have. She didn't believe I would come back.
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Ain't no way I could live in an HAO. Got 2 grills on my driveway while I drink this PBR. Probably would've been fined for the fruit trees I have in the front yard too lol. My neighbors love me though.
All the rich people I know love living in places with HOAs. No broken down boats. Rainbow yard signs. Grass 2 feet tall. Lack of weed control. Broken fridge on front porch. Broke people hate HOAs because they hate doing basic things to make their houses look nice.
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Didn't like what the doctor had to say so I'm gonna kick the morning off with a bloody Mary.
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Gotta drive to Orlando. All backroads bècause fuck I-75 and I-4!
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Get us back to this
🚨🚨CRAZIEST STAT EVER🚨🚨 41 of the 121 players on the 2008 Florida Gators football team roster were arrested at some point during their careers or afterward. A record 33 percent of players on that roster have been in jail. This Gators team won the 2008 National Championship.
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