Neil Fitzmaurice
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Actor, Writer, Producer, Comedian, Ivory Hunter, Back Street Dentist!
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So let’s just get this straight, a manager who has orchestrated a four year unbeaten run at home, a Europa league final, 2 champions league finals a champions league trophy and ended a 30 year wait for a title should be sacked???!!! GIVE ME STRENGTH!
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Just wanted to say how disgusted I am at the FA for conspiring to help Liverpool to win the league by virtually making Man City lose AT HOME to Wolves! I sincerely hope Traore is fined for scoring not once but TWICE!!! An investigation must be launched at once!!
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30 years wait and we do it in the 96th minute! Can’t write it!
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Fans getting stick for turning up at the ground. Maybe we should all go down to the beach at Bournemouth! Apparently that’s ok!
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Richard Keys has to be one of the biggest gobshites on TV! How he got employed again I don’t know! Utter prick!
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Love blocking Tory Pricks! Keep them coming you greedy, obnoxious, xenophobic vermin! You won’t be missed!
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Just had my wallet stolen in ALDI East Prescot Rd. Not arsed about cards or money but I had personal affects from my dad who is no longer with us. His handwriting and stuff and that's breaking my heart. If anyone knows anything please get in touch. No recriminations
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Well done to Piers Morgan for another car crash TV Interview. Bullying 3 nervous young girls live on TV and shouting ‘’Shut up It’s not your show it’s mine’ does not prove your point you utter Bell!
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So despite my pre match moaning Lallana played a blinder and Keita got a run out! That’s why he’s the manager and I’m not! 😂😂😂
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I’m not saying I had a heavy weekend or anything but I’ve just had a COVID test and when the swab came out my nose it shook hands with everybody in the room and chatted shit for 2 hours.
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If you’re sick of hearing the word ‘raining’ in a sentence try this one ‘Liverpool are the REIGNING Champions of Europe for the sixth time’ I’ll just leave that little hand grenade with you!
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Truly disgraceful that this country is pretty much about to be led by a total and utter gobshite and upper class, dishonest bumbling fuckwit! God help us all!
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Mane’s turn sent Neuer to the shop for a bottle of Sterrie, 20 Bensons and a cream egg! Sublime!
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I loved Troy Deeney’s answer to the question ‘did you feel pressure taking the penalty today?’ “No, pressure was watching my mum work 3 jobs to pay for Christmas” top man!
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Wherever I go and whatever I do there’s always a reminder!
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I can’t believe I live in a country that allows maggots like Farage to have a say again and again when we know he’s a lying, self obsessed gobshite! He should have been binned ages ago! Why is he still peddling his bullshit???
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Remember when you dropped your baby off at nursery on their 1st day and it’s really emotional for you but your kid just runs off to play in the sand pit! Well we’ve just dropped our son off at University nowt changes! We’re holding back tears and he’s going to the pub on campus!
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Watching some of these England celebration videos! What’s wrong with these dickheads??? Jumping all over cars and storming into IKEA diving all over the shop! Utter pricks!! No wonder we have a terrible reputation!
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Whatever happens I couldn’t be prouder of this Liverpool team! They keep finding a way! Their desire to win is unbelievable!
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Now take your borstal breakout haircut and f*ck right off!!! Ramos!!!
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Good morning all, in this time of austerity and food banks and brexit nightmares I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Meghan and Harry for only costing us tax payers £2.4 million to pay for their cottage refurb! God bless you wonderful none spongers!
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Since it was made so obvious that this cup isn’t our priority shouldn’t every travelling fan be given a refund for that?? It was a none performance and I understand the journey we have ahead but that shit still costs money!!
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I’m on my way to The Sharpe Project. A place we filmed Mount Pleasant at for 8 years. A place we shared love and laughter with Bobby Ball! I’ve just heard he’s gone! Heartbroken doesn’t cover it! A wonderful, funny, kind extremely talented gentleman. God Bless you Bobby! X
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What a team! What a club! Hate us all you want! We can do that!
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Just wanted to say. I was as angry as everyone about the mistakes our keeper made but if the tweets I’ve read today are from real reds and not wankers fabricating them they need to get out of our club! You’re not what we’re about!
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Only a gobshite comes to Anfield, shits out, parks a bus then slags off his opposing manager for not being offensive enough! Utter prick!
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What a gorgeous speech from a humble, talented and inspirational woman. Liverpool kids watch and take flight!
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Have to say the Take That gig at Anfield was fantastic! Especially loved the rendition of You’ll Never Walk Alone! Gary Barlow and Mark Owen are Liverpool fans and arranged for Gerry Marsden to come on stage and sing it with them!
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Just to put a smile on your faces, the Senegal team warm up to the Ducktails theme tune. You’re very welcome. Stay safe
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If you went into a Bookies 10 years ago and put a bet on Trump being President of the USA and Boris Johnson being our Prime Minister they’d have pissed themselves and snapped your arm off! I’m stupefied by how much we’ve slipped! Never feared so much for our kids!
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Gutted to hear about the passing of Ian St John. I worked with him many times on Radio City. I was apprehensive to meet him because he seemed abrasive. How wrong I was, funny, warm and very friendly. He loved LFC and we will always love the saint! R.I.P
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Tomorrow we vote on the future of our country. Please think hard about what you want! I want a government that cares about the people of this country and represents the working classes! LABOUR is the reboot this country badly needs! The Tories will ruin it!
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Just watched the Bobby Ball tribute! So sad. I can still remember him coming over to me in work after my dad died. He was so lovely and we chatted about life and loss for about 10 mins. Helped me a lot. A truly wonderful man. Still can’t believe he’s gone.
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A long overdue Knighthood for
@kennethdalglish
I’ve had the good fortune to meet this man on a number of occasions and he is the most unaffected, humble man and a true hero to so many! Arise Sir Kenny!
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Must say how incredible the atmosphere was at the game tonight! 12 man played a part Defo! Why can't we do that every home game? I know performance energises the crowd but it works the other way as well!
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I used to watch ‘Can’t Pay We’ll Take It Away’ for the drama. Now I watch it so I’ll recognise the f*ckers when they come up my path!
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I get so happy when I read so many damning opinions of the lying obnoxious maggots who run our country. Then I realise it’s because my timeline is full of likeminded people and the reality is that most of this country is stupid and loves them! Makes me sick!
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On a positive note my petrol has never lasted so long!
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As a fan and a boy who lost his dad. This absolutely rinsed me!
It was a really difficult end to 2019 for season ticket holder, David Kerruish, so
@JHenderson
decided it was time for a surprise ❤️
Dear Liverpool FC, presented by
@NIVEAMENUK
, returns…
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Just an update on the wallet situation, staff at Aldi East Prescot Rd have been fantastic and things are ongoing so can't say much. Thanks again for getting it out there, almost 5000 retweets and lots on other platforms. You're bloody amazing! God bless you all!
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To all professionals in the film, television, entertainment and arts world, join the challenge to post a photo of you in your job. Just a picture, no description. Copy the text and post a pic 📺
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Van Dijk and Allison need to go! We’ve never been the same since Sakho left!
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I remember telling Bobby about the
@Laughter_house
comedy club. I told him it was great and he said ‘I’ll pop down’ .That Sat somebody popped they’re head through the curtain and asked me if I knew a fella called Bobby. There he was at the back, he’d driven over on his own. RIP X
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I know there are weeks we’re I’m gonna hate VAR but this ain’t one of them! 😂😂😂😂😂
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I am usually not a violent man but after reading the devastating news of a 12 year old girl needlessly taken from her family I could easily take the coward responsible and repeatedly throw him against a concrete wall til he was just pulp in a tracksuit!
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Just a quick message to anyone thinking of tweeting me to complain about the penalty! Please do! I absolutely love it!!!
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Love this! Look at Phil Mitchell there! Not a flicker! 😂😂😂😂😂
HOW EVERY LIVERPOOL FAN FEELS LIKE RIGHT NOW! 🤪
The Premier League title race is going to the wire!!
@officialbarnesy
#beINPL
#NEWLIV
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Imagine if we still had Sterling! Then our front 3 would be Mane, Firmino and Salah!
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Am I missing something here. Thiago getting blamed for our slump. I think he’s been great for us. Utter shite getting spewed out!
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The Granada Reports tribute to Tony Morris absolutely rinsed me! Poor
@lucymeacockitv
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It’s bad enough when England score and they show a packed boozer go nuts and swill everyone in lager! I’m all for celebrating a goal but it’s a fiver a pint ye pricks!
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What a side this Liverpool team is! Amazing time to be a red! We must enjoy every second of it!
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It’s strange listening to Steve McManaman saying ‘if you’re a neutral like me’ ! yes he played for Madrid but his career was forged at Liverpool and yet his distain is so obvious.
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Ahhhh so happy! What a team! What a club! What a manager! Cloud f*cking nine!!!!
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It doesn’t matter what the occasion is. If you wanna beat this club in that stadium with those fans you’d better play the game of your lives!
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Does this mean we can steal Barcelona’s best players now???
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Everton's new stand is coming on a treat. Should be open when the tarpaulin arrives.
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YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!! To all the haters!!! FUCK YOU!!!! 6 times baby!!!!
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Mahrez misses a pen and we score a pure fluke winner. You just never know, Either way what a team! What a season!
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Been trying to organise a COVID test for my son! What a disgrace! Passed from number to number until forced to go online only to be told there are no testing sites in my area! Absolutely pathetic, we will never get ahead of this until tests are readily available!
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Woke up to the news of the passing of Paul O”Grady. I was fortunate enough to work closely with him for over 2 years on Eyes Down. A kind, caring, fiery and at times unpredictable man but he remains the sharpest, quickest comedian I have ever worked with. Gutted RIP PAUL XXX
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Just got stick for forgetting to buy Christmas Crackers! Cos obviously Christmas isn’t Christmas without a shit yo-yo, a tiny screwdriver and a bent plastic kids hair slide!
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Once again City throw down the gauntlet and once again we bring it down neatly on the chest and smash the shit out of it into the top corner!! COME ON THE RED MEN!!!!!!
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Can’t wait for this Super League nonsense to be over so we can get back to being butt fucked by the FA and UEFA again with their football family bulllshit. Under allocated over priced ticket schemes.
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So as an actor I’m now expected to re-train for another job. I can just see it now! “You didn’t get that job in Greggs, they loved you in the meeting but decided to go in a different direction”
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So sad to hear the news of the passing of Tony Morris. A lovely man. Kind and generous and a wonderful professional! R.I.P Tony.
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To all the lovely people on here who encourage and support and inspire. You’ve done that again for me so thank you. I fear for the year to come more than any before. Our country is broken in my opinion but I will do all I can to protect my family as I always have. Happy New Year
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No wonder City didn’t spend much in the transfer market, that CL draw must have cost them a fortune!
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Real Housewives of Cheshire tho! Seriously! What a bunch of meaningless c*nts!
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How good is Mane tho! What a player! Even if Salah isn’t scoring that cross with the outside of the boot! Beautiful!
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This Tim Burton version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is absolute shite!!!
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Well that’s that! Congratulations to City, what a side they are! Still immensely proud of Liverpool! They gave it everything and took them all the way!
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Have a fab weekend everybody whatever you end up bouncing on??
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I’ve got an idea for a KFC ad. Picture the scene. A customer orders some KFC and when they get home and open the bag it’s actually what they ordered!!! Yeah you’re right…too far fetched!
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Stomach starting to churn now! It’s almost here! To watch the lads lift the Premiership trophy tonight will finish me off!
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Anyone interested in a well made and very scary Netflix series should head to The Haunting of Bly Manor! Then as the opening credits start, turn it off and try and find something well made and very scary! I’ll never get those 9 hours back!
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Time for a public announcement. To anybody thinking of joining the growing list of people getting in touch with me just to ask for Peter Kay tickets please save yourself the finger work out! It ain't happening.
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How disgusting it is for Dominic Raab and this government to try to brush Harry Dunn’s murder under the carpet. What they fail to understand is that his mum is fighting for him! And mums don’t give up! EVER!!!! Just ask Anne Williams!
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That’s it! Votes cast! Nothing more to be done! If you’re not planning on using your vote please reconsider, get out there and make a difference. Unless you’re a Tory in which case stay sat watching Great Train Journeys with Michael Portillo!
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The view from my hotel room window! Not a bad start to my birthday sleepover!
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Just been sent this pic by
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Massive win! Worked hard and wanted it more! Ruthless! Now let’s enjoy the moaning bullshit to follow!!!
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