Kyle Roby
@FishRobespierre
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I had a beard...and now it's gone...and now it’s back...
Joined May 2011
This farmer spraying milk at police forces during a protest against falling milk prices, at the EU Headquarters in 2009.
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I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them ⚪️Sam ⚪️Sam I am 🔘Sam, The first night at bed when you left, Ron made out with 2 girls and put his head in between a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch,Ron
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Me: I got my first speeding ticket today. Friend: What for? Me: Murder, I got it for murder...
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If my great aunt joyce sends me one request for candy crush! #cahahn
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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.
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Rabbits jump, they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run, they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years... Lesson learned.
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God I love john cleese...and I love cheers...#season5episode21
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