amanda
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What if the pilot said: *walkie talkie sound* *aggressive deep breath* Let’s go girls
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asked my guy friend what position Travis Kelce plays and he said missionary
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Saying hi to neighbor in hallway of apartment complex: hi roomie :)
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When the door dasher needed to take a pic for delivery so you hold out the food trying to not be in the picture and then
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inappropriate to turn to the other person in the urgent care waiting room and say hey what are u in for ?
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lately I’ve been dipping my toes back in the emoji game and finding absolute gems that capture the exact tone I’m going for in a text so all I’m saying is don’t fucking come for me when I start using emojis like your parents do alright?👍
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the scary irony that this could easily be a tweet about Voldemort
We’ve defeated him before. We’ll defeat him again.
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