Carrie🌻
@FirstLadyNot
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When life gives you lemons, just be glad it wasn’t herpes
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Joined December 2019
You should be doing a turn at Comic Con, you flabby, penis-helmeted freak https://t.co/GP3uMcRlL2
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These 3 kids are imitating The Bee Gees. It actually gets better and better the longer you watch it.
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3 blokes on helium singing, "Do they know it's Christmas" 😆😆
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The United States is now in the business of high seas piracy and murder. This seizure of roughly $60 million dollars in oil is a blatant attempt to economically strangle Cuba. After Trump’s pardoning of Narco President Hernandez, perhaps we can all do away with the pretense
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Once in a lifetime shot. A brilliant green meteor lights up the sky over Southern India. Credit: Prasenjeet Yadav
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The replies to this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s even better than loopy Suzie’s gingerbread men tantrum #TreeGate
🚨Community Christmas tree has been CHOPPED DOWN just hours after it was lit up 🇬🇧 Police are appealing for witnesses after the tree in Shotton Colliery, county Durham was cut down between 10pm-11pm on wednesday❗️ We ALL know who did this. Our traditions are under attack ⚠️
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I too frequently stop in London to gaze lovingly into a lion’s eyes (of which there are many freely roaming about) whilst sporting full military combat fatigues
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“sarah” is an illiterate, whiny lil bitch “sarah”is the most easily triggered bot on Twitter Now @sarahfo09909968 this time you ARE getting blocked so you don’t have to go back and lie through your 4 teeth to your 12 followers Oh & it followed me 🤣 Not a Brit, just a bot
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Hahaha big shifty grifty, snowflake extraordinaire, exposed for being a sock/fake a few months back and hid behind a locked account pissing his Donald Trump underwear has blocked me 🤣 He can dish it out but not take it back
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“I admire Nigel because on 23rd June 2016 he f**ked the whole country in one day.”
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Nigel is ready to put Brits first, right after his multi-millionaire donors, oil firms, Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin & US health firms. Can't wait.
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What the fucking fuck? That decaying, witless eyesore is sitting there slurring like Oliver Reed on a stag do in Amsterdam and those sycophantic arse lickers are nodding along and laughing as if they understand Bet Alan Turing’s turning in his grave
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This is Judge Susan C. Worthington. Susan is the judge who gave convicted rapist Jesse Butler probation instead of the 78 years he was eligible for. Jesse is the teenager who violently raped and nearly killed two girls, recording the assaults on his phone. His dad was a coach
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The best justice money can buy That’s white male privilege right there
Jesse Butler, a Stillwater teenager charged with 10 rape-related charges who faces no jail time, arrives at court on Monday. Read more here: https://t.co/hpQaa9jSQx
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Well they do let anyone in Bit like her
🚨 NEW: Bonnie Blue has endorsed Reform UK “Reform has sensible positions on immigration and inheritance tax, so I stand with Nigel Farage” [@JAHeale]
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And the ones who don’t like rapists, traitors, idiots, war criminals, misogynists, genocide funders, cheaters, racists and diseased, narcissistic, sleazy hateful cunts 👍 Now, time to book my World Cup ticket…
The only people in Great Britain who don’t like Trump, are the ones who don’t like him telling the truth about Great Britain.
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