A composite image from this morning's eclipse showing the moon in various stages throughout the night. The size and shape of Earth's shadow is clearly visible here. These events are absolutely magical to witness and quite surreal.

@elonmusk You can't use the word "democratize" or phrases like "empower the voice of the people" if you are charging money. It doesn't matter if it's 1, 8, or 30 dollars. If you believe in these ideas, you wouldn't charge money to verify that someone is a human being worthy of being heard.

Jordan Peterson: And then you know what he asked me? In my own YouTube comments. You know what he asked me? If I'd tried Ligma Joe Rogan: Wow. I haven't even heard of that before. What is is? Jordan Peterson: *tears welling in his eyes* I replied much the same.

It's rare to see the Fed speaking this clearly about how it works, but here the president of the Kansas City branch says Americans have too much money and that's a problem the Fed's going to solve. https://t.co/s9rG1TvEn9

Note that he explicitly told it to make the image in the style of Greg Rutkowski, a living artist who has been vocally opposed to AI use of living artists — because this has always been about wealthy tech bros' lust for domination and control

I hate Microsoft Teams

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Off-duty officer refused a breath test after fracturing a toddler’s skull in a rear-end crash. Police tested the boy’s dad for alcohol – not the cop. More on the story is here: https://t.co/AC7yn33U65

.@LAPDHQ officers are fundraising for Salvador Sanchez, the off-duty officer who shot and killed a developmentally disabled man and wounded two others in a Costco supermarket. Sanchez has been charged with manslaughter and assault. The man’s family was awarded $17m by civil jury

it’s been pointed out that when school comes back and a bunch of kids get monkeypox, there will be a wave of false reports and violence against daycare workers and teachers

Let’s see if this photo of me and Webby can hit 2112 retweets before @geddython #Webbython

Hey @google, what the fuck is going on?

The LAPD just manhandled actress/activist Jodie Sweetin at a pro-choice protest https://t.co/FMJNfjUMBW

"Of course, we know that the rapists who come after us may not know their history, and so may not be aware of the decades we spent in the trenches fighting for their rights, but we’ll rest easy knowing we did all we could." https://t.co/pqYJYayDzg

Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Reopen Japanese Internment Camps https://t.co/MKeSGZmBOj

Nation Forced To Seek Human Rights From Back-Alley Supreme Court https://t.co/tLnDlF9NS6

You announce things on Friday and with a huge police presence when they’re wildly popular

The Onion right now https://t.co/1G8mIXv0Lv