Finish my joke
@FinishMyJoke
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Half finished jokes, help me out. Posting new jokes for the hive mind whenever I feel like it. Request your own at https://t.co/wSS5DGhngJ
Joined July 2024
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I have been carrying around the first part of a joke in my head for over a decade. It's so perfect but I just can't think of a punchline. So now I'm cursing you, too, with the set up: what's the difference between a raffia mat and a mafia rat?
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When bookkeepers produce baked goods, what is the difference between them and the activity they are doing? #OkayThisIsAStretch
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What is a chiropodists favourite flavour of crisps? #FinishMyJoke
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What's the difference between a large group of flying rodents and an apartment building?
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What's the difference between a Coldplay hit and a side of rotting leaves? #FinishMyJoke
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Legend!
World Book Day. 8 year old decides he can't be bothered. Pulls one of those "your child's name in the story" books you can buy online off his bookshelf and says he will go to school in his normal clothes, dressed as himself. So proud.
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How does a Victorian maid build muscle mass while making music? #PrettyObscure
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