Figurative Beer Reviews: If the muses of beer and poetry had a failson.

Why Thanks for Playing by @DrinkCSB is "is a huggable, chocolate brown teddy bear that you may or may not snuggle while naked in bed on a lonely, cold winter night."

Nortons Brewing Co's Mango Cyborg is like "your best friend's backyard pool from when you were 16..."

Lila Belgian Strong Ale from Limestone Beer Co is "like an old pair of brown leather loafers..."

Thanks for the trip down memory lane @FigurativeBeer!

BBA Troegenator from @TroegsBeer is "basically the beer equivalent of @edgarwright's brilliant Shaun of the Dead..."

Namaste White from @dogfishbeer is "like the giant, homemade Jenga tower you’re constructing on the back patio..."

The Blood Orange Amber Ale from @thedudesbrew "is like the re-released VW Beetle, except this beer is actually good"

Drinking the Barrel Aged Bulldog Stout from @ThreeRingsBeer is like "watching your kid's graduation..."

The San Diego Pale Ale .394 from @AleSmithBrewing "is like an opposite field single off of a high fastball..."

Nicie wheat ale from @ShortsBrewing is "like the 3am realization that your friends... are kind of a bunch of dicks"

The Dorado Double IPA from @BPbrewing "is like a clean white undershirt you've never worn before..."

The Saucy Intruder Rye IPA from @BlackAcreBrewer "tastes like a midwestern September evening..."

The Back Country Session IPA from @BloomingtonBrew "is the dappled sunlight you notice on a late afternoon hike..."

The Coastbuster Imperial IPA from @UplandBrewCo "tastes like lying in bed at 11:08 on a Sunday morning..."

The Zen Forever Imperial Red Ale from @WichitaBrew "cozies up to you like an early November afternoon..."