Dave Feit
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Dave Feit is an observer of the absurd, @HuskerMax columnist (), and purveyor of snark and sarcasm.
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#Huskers
Spring Game takeaways:
🏈Thoughts on Raiola, Haarberg, & Kaelin
🏈Matt Rhule, TV analyst & salesman
🏈Tony White's on-the-job training
🏈Satterfield likes his room
🏈What did T.O. think the first time he saw Kenny Bell?
🏈And more...
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@oneunderscore__
(narrator): Having completed the "fuck around" portion of his life, Jones' transition to the "find out" phase was quicker and more painful than he envisioned.
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Nebraska volleyball's ability to act as a lemon sorbet palate cleanser between the football team's endless buffet of shit sandwiches should never be taken for granted.
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Days since every
#B1G
team was last shutout:
Nebraska: 9,866
Penn State: 8,025
Purdue: 3,615
Michigan: 3,307
Wisconsin: 3,216
Ohio State: 2,460
Minnesota: 1,773
Northwestern: 1,431
Michigan St: 1,046
Indiana: 724
Illinois: 717
Maryland: 683
Rutgers: 304
Iowa: 3
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@America38907930
Based solely off the headline, I'm not a fan.
But I chose to do some research first, and here's what I found:
-Trumps EO had not gotten far enough to actually lower prices
-Biden is simply pausing it for review
-Biden can do his own similar or better EO
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Transferring, but still taking time to sign for a kid.
Best of luck,
@oneandonlyPOB
. You're all class.
#Huskers
#thereisnoplacelikenebraska
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THIS is why you fire Frost before October 1.
There is no way in hell he wins that game.
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"There's headlines being made right now about you having massive (recruiting) success coming out of high school"
OMG that grin....
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Current days since every
#B1G
team was last shutout:
Nebraska: 9964
Penn State: 8123
Purdue: 3713
Michigan: 3405
Wisconsin: 3314
Ohio State: 2558
Minnesota: 1871
Northwestern: 1529
Indiana: 822
Illinois: 815
Maryland: 416
Rutgers: 52
Michigan St: 39
Iowa: 1
By request, updated days since every
#B1G
team was last shutout
Nebraska: 9935
Penn State: 8094
Purdue: 3684
Michigan: 3376
Wisconsin: 3285
Ohio State: 2529
Minnesota: 1842
Northwestern: 1500
Indiana: 793
Illinois: 786
Maryland: 387
Rutgers: 23
Michigan State: 10
Iowa: 2
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To recap:
Hunter gets driven back 15 yards, losing a shoe because he's trying to avoid being pancaked, and commits a personal foul.
But
@CFBONFOX
is trying to frame this as a good thing?
I know the Buffs are drawing eyeballs, but have some self respect.
It's not the size of the dog, it's the size of the fight in the dog for Travis Hunter 😤 💪
@CUBuffsFootball
x
@TravisHunterJr
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Memo to the new AD and/or his boss:
If you want to increase revenue, make this gear available to the fans.
Adidas makes some nice stuff for the teams/coaches that rarely, if ever, trickles out to retail.
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Nebraska hasn't won in Madison since 1966.
Incidentally, that was the last time the Badgers were flagged for holding.
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Glad to see Michigan fans taking the loss in a productive and totally not racist way.
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It has now been 309 days since Iowa beat Nebraska in any of the following sports:
Basketball
Football
Volleyball
Baseball
(On May 1, 2022, NU baseball lost a 5-3 game in 10 innings.)
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By request, updated days since every
#B1G
team was last shutout
Nebraska: 9935
Penn State: 8094
Purdue: 3684
Michigan: 3376
Wisconsin: 3285
Ohio State: 2529
Minnesota: 1842
Northwestern: 1500
Indiana: 793
Illinois: 786
Maryland: 387
Rutgers: 23
Michigan State: 10
Iowa: 2
Days since every
#B1G
team was last shutout:
Nebraska: 9,866
Penn State: 8,025
Purdue: 3,615
Michigan: 3,307
Wisconsin: 3,216
Ohio State: 2,460
Minnesota: 1,773
Northwestern: 1,431
Michigan St: 1,046
Indiana: 724
Illinois: 717
Maryland: 683
Rutgers: 304
Iowa: 3
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Arena worker: Uh sir, we have a clear bag policy. You'll have to take that back to your vehicle.
Suh: (gives the Colt McCoy stare)
Arena worker: Have a nice day!
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It has now been 243 days since Iowa beat Nebraska in any of the following sports:
Basketball
Football
Volleyball
Baseball
(On May 1, 2002, NU baseball lost a 5-3 game in 10 innings.)
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There are no words.
Nebraskans, we MUST find better candidates and stop electing disgusting old men.
Here’s the full video. I hate sharing it but it’s part of the public record and people ought to see what the fuck goin on in their Legislature.
#NELeg
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I don't care if it's ugly.
Nebraska is winning.
And I'm going to enjoy the ride.
You should too.
⬇️⬇️
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The Venn diagram of Iowans upset with Angel Reese, but that defended Keith Duncan is a single circle.
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Cheapest tickets (via StubHub) for Wisconsin at Nebraska:
🏈: $18
🏐: $180
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Pierre Allen remains one of the most egregious snubs in Heisman history.
A Defensive Player will really never win the Heisman again 😔
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"I think they're better than when I found them" - Mickey Joseph, talking about his team.
I completely agree.
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If the football team starts a true freshman QB this fall, I hope he's half as good as Bergen Reilly.
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A kid who received a scholarship offer from Coach Rhule posted the picture below.
But wait......
What's that on the wall behind Coach?
👀
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I'm not sure I'm emotionally ready for today.
It will either be the highest high or the lowest low.
I don't see a lot of middle ground.
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As a Nebraska fan in the last 20 years, I've seen a lot of field stormings
A. Lot.
Never seen one against a team with an 0-2 record.
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Pitt head coach Dan Fisher: "I don't see the crowd being the final factor for any team."
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I look forward to the University of Colorado and/or the City of Boulder reimbursing opposing fans for vandalism that occurred when going to a game at Folsom Field.
Deion Sanders called on the Rose Bowl to reiumbuse players for what was stolen during Saturday's game.
"This is the Rose Bowl. They say the Granddaddy of them all, right? I’m sure Granddaddy has some money."
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I love the "Raiola wouldn't be coming to Nebraska if it wasn't for his dad" takes.
So you're telling me that having All American alumni is a good way to get more All Americans?
Fascinating.
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This guy simulated Nebraska's 2021 season 5,000 times.
Simulated NU ended up at 3-9 twice.
ICYMI: I looked at Nebraska's season and well..... they probably should have won more games
#CFB
#CollegeFootball
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Wife: What's wrong? You look like you've been crying.
Me: Well, the Huskers put out a video about the basketball game last night and...
Wife: You're weird.
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Coaches with their own emoji is nothing new.
Devaney: 🍸
Osborne: 🐐
Solich: 👇
Callahan: 💩
Pelini: 😾
Riley: 😇
Frost: ❄️
#Huskers
🌽
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Fred: "Guys, CJ can't go. We're gonna need another deep threat"
Reink: "Hold my lutefisk"
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Nebrasketball did this.
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It has been very noticeable how Cook is soaking in and savoring the big moments (VB day, Wisconsin, etc) this season, maybe more than ever before.
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Here's a ridiculous
#Huskers
stat:
Tom Osborne's last loss at Memorial Stadium was 9/21/1991 against Washington.
He won his final forty-two (42!) home games over the next 6.5 years.
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Cam Jurgens got a 15 yard penalty for this.
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Hills I am willing to die upon:
No state in the Eastern Time Zone should be considered "Midwest".
This is the Midwest, no I will not elaborate
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@TheMarkSchipper
@WDHuskerFan
@patrick__conner
Let's look at winning percentages in three categories:
Nebraska
Overall: .684
Without Devaney/Osborne: .614
Just Devaney/Osborne: .834
Iowa
Overall: .545
Without Fry/Ferentz: .493
Just Fry/Ferentz: .616
NU post-2001 is .571....which is still better than Iowa all-time.
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@celebrityhottub
I have a OneNote page where I kept track of my kids' stats from their elementary school YMCA league.
Started paying my son a quarter per rebound to encourage him to work the glass more.
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All Iowa WRs: 72 catches, 752 yds, 2 TDs
Trey Palmer: 71 catches, 1043 yds, 9 TDs
#Huskers
The entire Iowa WR corps caught 72 passes for 752 yards (10.4) and 2 TDs this year.
16 FBS players have more catches, 74 have more yards and 370 have more scores.
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I am THRILLED, THRILLED, THRILLED that the
#Huskers
student section will be a centerpiece of the new south stadium.
ADs have been pushing the students farther and farther away from the action for decades.
This is huge for homefield advantage.
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The next time we see Keisei Tominaga will be in the Olympics. 🇯🇵
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Get back to this, and it won't matter who is playing quarterback.
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I couldn't figure out why this kept showing up on my timeline....and then I turned the volume up.
Bravo, good sir.
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@Huskers
Nebraskans have been saying "Go Big Red" forever.
In the 1960s, they tried to do "Go Go Big Red", but it didn't stick.
But "Go Go Go Big Red"?
It couldn't be done. Nobody dared to try it.
Until Corn Kid.
All hail our new king. Long may he reign.
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Let's talk about books and school libraries.
My mentions have been overrun with people more concerned about the (possible) presence of a book than a state senator sexually harassing a colleague.
(If you're a
#sticktosports
follower, no hard feelings if you sit this one out.)
🧵
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I really appreciate Matt Rhule talking about the inherent disadvantages of Nebraska being on the east sideline of Memorial Stadium (staring into the sun, baking in September heat, signs in direct view of the press box, etc.).
So why the hell does NU play over there?
🧵
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Creighton fans haven't been this upset since Adrian Martinez transferred to K-State.
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My girls were completely starstruck to meet
@BryceMcgowens5
and
@Trey5mac_
tonight.
These are two of the nicest, most polite young men I've had the pleasure to meet.
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Crap like this will continue to happen until every
#B1G
school gives 2% of their TV revenue towards hiring, training, and retaining the best refs in the nation.
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Alexa, what's the best way for a college baseball team to be adopted by Omaha during the CWS?
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Personally, I think the absolute best Husker fans can do is reveling in our bad team beating the greatest Creighton team of all time by 10 points on their home court.
the absolute best husker fans can do is convince themselves that we care about them.
isn't that cute?
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As a
#Huskers
fan and alum, I feel safe in saying the following:
Anybody spending $98 on a DVD set of the 2021 Nebraska Football season should be institutionalized or named to the
@SickosCommittee
board of directors.
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Arguably the only way to get from north Lincoln to the south side in under 20 minutes.
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Lessons from Mike Leach's life:
>Be curious
>Give thoughtful answers to questions
>Innovate in your craft
>Be generous with your time
>Embrace your passions
>Be yourself
RIP Coach 🏴☠️
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Nebraska's weekend:
>One of the best HS players in the state commits
>Basketball team plays well in scrimmage against P5 team
>Football wins
>Volleyball beats
#1
team
>Soccer earns a share of B1G title.
Show me a better 3 day stretch in recent memory.
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Obviously, the
#AllStarGame
uniforms are ugly.
But as somebody who does not watch a ton of MLB, it really sucks not being able to easily identify who plays for what team.
Not a great way to grow the game.
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I'm not sure we give Runza enough credit for how good their burgers are.
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Mickey Joseph - if hired - would be the 3rd most experienced NU head coach in the last 50 years (yrs as a college HC)
Riley: 14 yrs, 173 games
Frost: 2 yrs, 26 games
Mickey: half yr, 5 games so far
Pelini, Callahan, Solich, & Osborne had ZERO games as a college head coach.
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Props to whomever set the price point.
Apparently the Bryan HS Baseball fireworks tent on 36th & 370 (by Pizza Hut) in Bellevue has these guys if anyone wants one…
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I have zero patience for people shitting on Zavier Betts for a decision he made.
It's not one that I could imagine doing, but I haven't been in his shoes (or in his head).
I hope he can find something he's passionate about.
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@iamjannana
Uber driver: What brings you to Kansas City?
Jan: I've heard they have amazing BBQ.
Uber: That's true. Best in the US. So, which one are you trying first?
Jan: Take me to the Chili's in Overland Park, please.
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Like it or not, that win likely guarantees that Fred Hoiberg is the
#Nebrasketball
coach next year.
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In February 2022, Fred Hoiberg was on the hottest of hot seats.
Historically bad records, fan apathy, & little hope in sight.
Trev Alberts had a decision to make: Fire or stay the course.
Trev's decision is when
#Nebrasketball
's fortunes flipped.
⬇️⬇️
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It's okay to disagree on if student loan debts should be forgiven.
But I'm not very interested in hearing from politicians who have not repaid their PPP loan(s).
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This.
We can, have, and should talk about how media members knew and said nothing.
But let's not act like former players didn't know what was going on, yet sat quietly.
Where were you when Frost went 16-31
You guys let your boy party, play golden tee, skip recruiting visits because he was hungover, put kids in the hospital, and show up late to practices.
And not a single peep.
I'm sure your connections told you this.
Why speak Now?
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Current power ranking of Huskers who can do no wrong:
1) Trev Alberts
2) Matt Rhule
3) Bryce Matthews
4) John Cook
5) Keisei Tominaga
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I cannot begin to express my disappointment that "Woppenheimer" is not a Burger King sandwich with an atomic hot sauce.
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I hear the Griesel/Allick In-State Scholarship will be available next year.
Breaking….
Omaha forward Frankie Fidler has entered the transfer portal.
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#Huskers
long snapper Marco Ortiz is a semifinalist for the Patrick Mannelly Award (best long snapper).
FWIW, Nebraska's policy is CFB award winners get their jersey retired, and name placed on the north stadium facade.
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Don't let that Westside kicker leave Lincoln without a scholarship.
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Between this, in-state high school recruiting, and the (mostly) untapped national championship JUCO in Council Bluffs, we need to keep asking:
What the hell was the previous staff doing?
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It's interesting how the "you can't recruit talent to Nebraska" discussion never applies to volleyball.
For those keeping track,
@Huskervball
’s 2023 signing class includes:
#1
Setter
#1
Libero
#1
Rightside Hitter
#2
Overall Player
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I assumed there would eventually be a rift in Nebraska's NIL efforts.
It's to be expected when there's big money (and big egos) involved.
But I never expected that rift to occur over beef jerky.
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He got CRUSHED for going for the win last week.
You played for over time? That is something Scott Frost would do and look at the result
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On behalf of everybody who was at PBA today for
#Nebrasketball
, I am calling on
@HuskerMBB
to release the dance party / meme video to the public.
It was legendary.
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Show me a shooting guard that takes more of a beating than Keisei Tominaga.
He gets hit and held every time he tries to get open.
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@ericolson64
I'm just thankful they were able to make the 4.5 mile drive to the airport in time to catch their charter flight home.
#Protocol
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An epic Nebraska sunset tonight.
The pictures (without filter) do not do it justice.
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Gimme Florida State over the SEC teams.
I don't care if the Jordan Travis injury (likely) means the Noles lose.
Undefeated has to matter.
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