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Tim Schenck

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Episcopal priest @BBTSchurch, author, single-origin coffee drinker, @LentMadness creator. Theology is the Church's; Tweets are my own.

Palm Beach, FL
Joined April 2009
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Tim Schenck
3 years
Well, I’m not sure how you all did this, but my new book is currently the number one new release on Amazon in devotionals. Thank you! And if you’d like to preorder it, you can do so at Amazon or directly through @fwd_mvt: https://t.co/bGAjEg3LaG
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Tim Schenck
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Hope you have an ineffable day!
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@WilderWorld
Wilder World
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Another WILD week in Wiami 🌴 Here’s how the ecosystem evolved this week:
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Tim Schenck
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I’m so excited about not being able to find my Advent Wreath again this year!
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Tim Schenck
25 days
Who’s going to tell the @nytimes that this is actually a Book of Common Prayer? The image rather upends the headline…
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Tim Schenck
29 days
I’m seeing an increasing number of church “rebrands” with logos that are clearly AI-generated. Ethical and financial considerations aside, most are just not particularly compelling. And many are evocative of the WPA.
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@DrCHuber
Dr. Colleen Huber
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The award-winning documentary that Sen. Adam Schiff demanded to have removed from Amazon Prime shows how metabolic and other natural cancer treatments work. "We're not giving cancer an opportunity to detour . . . to escape down one of its usual [biochemical] pathways."
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Tim Schenck
1 month
Sorry @taylorswift13, but @bishopSarahM had stolen all the headlines today. Prayers for the next Archbishop of Canterbury!
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Tim Schenck
1 month
So far, it’s been just an amazing year to be an Orioles and Ravens fan. Sheesh!
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Tim Schenck
2 months
To do effective ministry is to occasionally disappoint those whom you care deeply about. Has always been thus.
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Tim Schenck
2 months
Well, since this Rapture thing didn’t pan out, I guess I’ll need to start prepping for this week’s vestry meeting after all.
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@REXShares
REX Shares
28 days
The First U.S.-listed ETH + Staking ETF is here. The REX-Osprey ETH + Staking ETF brings spot Ethereum exposure and staking rewards to your brokerage account.
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Tim Schenck
2 months
It’s so hard to tell which side is boycotting Disney on any given day. Though I do hope I never get dragged onto that insipid It’s a Small World ride at Disneyworld ever again. So maybe I’ll boycott that?
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Tim Schenck
2 months
Will you doom-scroll or create today? Choose wisely.
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Tim Schenck
2 months
As a churchman, I love that this product exists.
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Tim Schenck
2 months
V. From all oppression, conspiracy, and rebellion; from violence, battle, and murder; and from dying suddenly and unprepared, R. Good Lord, deliver us. [From The Great Litany]
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@ShannonBad17382
Shannon Badger
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This week I stopped for coffee at Panera. The person at the window smiled, made eye contact, said thank you, and in just a few seconds completely uplifted my morning. Their energy rubbed off and set the tone for my day. Later, I went to the dog groomer. An employee was sweeping
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Tim Schenck
2 months
If you went to church on Sunday morning and are rooting for Sinner on Sunday afternoon, well, that’s something. #USOpen
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Tim Schenck
2 months
I have questions.
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Tim Schenck
2 months
Cracker Barrel is the new New Coke.
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Tim Schenck
2 months
I assume they will choose the reception venue before remembering to check on the officiant’s availability.
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@mattpavelle
Matt Pavelle 🇺🇸
5 days
Well, @OpenAI just banned @ChatGPT from giving medical advice. @Doctronic is built different: peer-reviewed clinical validation, a network of licensed physicians across all 50 states, and partnerships that let us keep expanding. We're not pulling back. We're moving forward.
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Tim Schenck
3 months
Taking a page from the brilliant marketing team at Cracker Barrel, I have decided to rebrand with a new church logo.
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Tim Schenck
3 months
Who puts crackers in a barrel, anyway?!
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Tim Schenck
3 months
Church was awesome today. So many younger folks (20s & 30s) have been showing up all summer. Hoping and praying this is a trend happening in other contexts.
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Tim Schenck
3 months
In light of today’s gospel passage from Luke 11, I’ve decided to open a diner where, when customers order omelets, the wait staff brings them scorpions.
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@GAM3Sgg_
GAM3S.GG
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i'm a gamer.
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