Dr Hugo Z. Hackenbush
@FatherCheesy
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. 100% Blade.
Not the EU.
Joined July 2011
Anyone give me a RT and a Follow again be much appreciated cheers.
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TIP OF THE DAY: Frustrated you can't make a snowman because there's no snow? Remember: you can always make a Spider-Man out of spiders.
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Get your reality TV name by adding the hand you write with, to the word someone called you after you recommended this game.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will completely destroy my confidence and plague me for eternity on a much deeper level.
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Typical. I bought my wife a microscope for her birthday and the first thing she said was "Will my bum look big in this?".
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Everyone should use a book with a talking snake and a zombie carpenter as a guide to reality. What could possibly go wrong?
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If at first you don't succeed. Have a massive tantrum, tell everyone to f**k off, and go and have yourself a nice cold beer.
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Since there are no real gods to mock I'll have to be satisfied with mocking yours.
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You'll have to smack you're own bitch up. I'm rushed off my feet here.
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I'm in big trouble if people find out I don't really have Tourette's!
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They're moaning because they can't sign players & now their main Keeper is injured. They literally sold a 21 year old keeper to Barrow 4 days ago.
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Don't think Daisy wanted her fleece on this morning.
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How can you tell if a Closing Down Sale Sign Shop is having a closing down sale?
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I've just been endorsed on Linkedin for Apathy & Sarcasm.
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All religions are as true today as the day they were invented.
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I'm all for children getting free school meals when their parents are genuinely struggling for money. But, let's face it, a lot of these people holding their hands out for free stuff are just taking the piss.
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TOP TIP FOR VEGANUARY: Stirring coconut oil into kale makes it easier to scrape into the bin.
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These people just can't help lying.
Wind power is now 40% cheaper than natural gas. And we're going to build *a lot* more of it. Making life affordable. Protecting the planet. Win-win.
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If you're unable to participate in a reasoned, intelligent and civilised debate, you should just shut the fuck up.
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I scared the postman yesterday by going to the door naked. I’m not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived?
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