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IKEA Beechwood Opposable Severed Hand Pleasure Device Collector/Expert/Appraiser | occasional humor & tangents | |DAVIS FLUSHER HANDLES| ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐ŸŒˆ

Austin, TX
Joined October 2017
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@FargosNotTrue
ryan
2 years
Get absolutely fucked by a shelf you racist shitbird
@ElijahSchaffer
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Perhaps Russia isnโ€™t actually our enemy? Perhaps they are trying to preserve something The West has lost..just perhaps
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@weirddalle
no context memes
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@philvischer
Phil Vischer
8 months
So... we're on Putin's side now?
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@nbcsnl
Saturday Night Live - SNL
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President Trump interrupts Lin-Manuel Miranda to address the nation
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@dannywgoodwin
Danny Goodwin
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The Bill Simmons Podcast after Pearl Harbor
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@FargosNotTrue
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Han = Maximus. Hanno = Kylo.
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@FargosNotTrue
ryan
10 months
wtf. Great work everyone
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@TheUnit_Gamal
Adam Gamal
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After the election, letโ€™s shift our focus to the holiday season and embrace positive thinking. If you're looking for an inspiring gift, consider this uplifting readโ€”especially for young ones who may be unsure about how to conquer the future. A great gift to spark hope&confidence!
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@HaterReport_
Hater Report
1 year
Ant got ZERO chill Reporter: โ€œWhat would you say to somebody who said youโ€™re shooting too many threes.โ€ Anthony Edwards: โ€œF*ck โ€˜em.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@RyanShead
Ryan Shead
1 year
I have nothing to add to what Aubrey Plaza said here. ๐Ÿ‘€ Go fuck yourself, @TonyHinchcliffe! ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@BlueATLGeorgia
Blue Georgia
1 year
John Oliver has the best researchers on television.
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@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
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The New York Jets
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@InterestingFck
Nut Shots
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@FargosNotTrue
ryan
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@coletonfurlow
Coleton Furlow
1 year
Texas Tech Kicker fakes field goal and scores a TD. Shows off shirt that says โ€œTrump โ€˜24 MAGAโ€ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
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@Pacers
Indiana Pacers
1 year
we bring the boom (baby) ๐Ÿ’ฅ #YesCers
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@SpectrumSN
Spectrum SportsNet
1 year
Redick: "I'm gonna send in a request for the league tomorrow that we can play with worn-in basketballs."
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@KentMurphy
Kent Murphy
1 year
Remember when Manny Ramirez made a running catch, high-fived a fan, and still hosed the runner ๐Ÿ’€
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@hali_muse
HaliMuse
1 year
Range? Tyrese Haliburton
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@davidfrum
David Frum
1 year
Below is a fascinating example of Trump supporters' fantasy world. They tell a story of Trump charity to Nelson Mandela that somehow has gone untold until now. What actually happened was that Trump creditors seized his "Trump Shuttle" airline during Trump's first bankruptcy in
@BehizyTweets
George
1 year
How am I just finding out that Trump went out of his way to send his plane to pick up Nelson Mandela after he was released from prison? Mandela wanted to come to the US but had no way of flying, so Trump stepped up and provided him with one of his planes. "After feverish and
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@11thHour
11th Hour
1 year
"This guy has lost his mind." @Timodc and @BasilSmiklePhD react to Trump's bizarre Pennsylvania town hall.
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@Timodc
Tim Miller
1 year
I want to reup a story from the Trump-era about Fracisco Galicia, a Texas-born American citizen carrying documentation who was jailed for 1 month bc he was in a car with his undocumented brother. This is what "mass deportations" look like in Trump 2.0. https://t.co/K9lpPSa3HC
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thebulwark.com
Thatโ€™s not โ€œpopulismโ€ and itโ€™s sure as hell not โ€œpatriotism.โ€
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