John Hansen
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Majority Owner, @FantasyPts . Morning host @SiriusXMFantasy . @FSWA HOF.
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It’s impressive how concise and easy to read
@BGWhitefield
’s player write-ups are in our 2024 NFL Prospect Guide, which is FREE to access
@FantasyPts
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No disrespect, but I think this is the easiest path to an NFC title in history.
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I did this scene on
#CurbYourEnthusiasm
in 2021, and Richard Lewis was the only cast member in the scene I didn’t already know, but he totally treated me like part of the cast and was extremely gracious. RIP
#richardlewis
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@BountyBowl76
I’m 2022 is it, but every single other year in history, the bar’s been higher than beat a Daniel Jones with no receivers and then a Josh Johnson.
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Paying tribute to my mom, Eleanor Hansen, who passed away Friday. A college writing professor and big sports fan, she was integral to my success & often listened/watched me talk NFL on radio/TV. Thanks to those who have supported me and my career - you helped me make her proud!
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I don't know how it's possible, but Dameon Pierce already has more carries in the NFL than he had in any of his four seasons at Florida.
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I have some personal/professional news: I’m no longer with the Web site and publication I founded in 1995.
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Big celebration tonight! My beautiful wife is the big 5-0 today so I made her a collage of some pics from the 80s, 90s,and last 1-2 years. My first and only pick in my romantic interest league, and I nailed the pick. So Gurrific.
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Insanely proud of my daughter Olivia, who was diagnosed with dyslexia/dyspraxia six years ago (after a rough go in school) and today we found out was accepted to
@EmersonCollege
for Creative Writing!
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Can’t recall a more swift fall from grace than Kareem Hunt today. Holy shit.
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I’m taking Javonte Williams at 2 overall next year if I can’t take Taylor at 1.
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My son Ben has been laid up in
@ChildrensPhila
since Wednesday morning after undergoing the painful Nuss Procedure surgery, so I sprung us to get some fresh air. He’s handled everything like a champ!
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It’s going to be Nick Foles vs. Case Keenum for a trip to the Bowl. Jeff Fisher will be doing the coin flip.
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I am absolutely stunned by the improvements the Browns have made personnel-wise the last 12 months. As for fantasy potential, I’ve never seen such a dramatic shift in one year’s time in my 24-year career.
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Have an announcement this morning! Unlike last year, my rankings, articles, etc. WILL be published online this year. Stay tuned for major announcement on my next move coming before the draft!
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Javonte out there ripping off 10 yard runs, but they just have to get Melvin in there. So dumb.
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I’d rather lose every remaining game with CEH than try to win with that plan.
@Fantasy_Guru
Do you trade away CEH for Mel Gordon and Fournette with the recent news of Bell?
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Beyond excited to announce the launch of a new fantasy football content Web site!
From now on, if you’re looking for fantasy points (and who isn’t?), the place to go is…
#fantasypoints
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3 yrs ago my daughter was broken b/c our public school failed to recognize she had dyslexia. We got her diagnosed &
@AIMSchool
saved her and she just graduated from 8th grade. If your child is struggling do NOT rely only on your public school to diagnose a learning disability!
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Jonathan Taylor is the RB1 in all formats until further notice.
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So I guess the 2022 Broncos offense is:
- Russ Wilson running around making a few rando big plays, aka the usual
- Ridiculous RB rotation that ensures neither back gets into a rhythm with a declining vet limiting the impact of their best offensive player.
Got it!
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Happy to update a story I told on the radio 2 months ago about my son who joined his first league in years and didn’t tell me or ask for a cheat sheet for his draft: he’s getting his ass kicked.
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Hello, everyone! Today is my 30th wedding anniversary, and I feel like this is a big one as far as anniversaries go, so I’m compelled to take to twitter to publicly acknowledge my wife Holli and all she's done for me.
(A THREAD)
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My god do I love me some James White, in a PPR, in America.
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Another great
@AliceInChains
fantasy draft in the books!
@DuffMcKagan
is now my boy and I love love the
@BellaTwins
!
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I think I’ve seen enough of Justin Jefferson already. Dude looks like Steph Diggs out there, great pick by the Vikings.
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I’m back in the pizza business thanks to my wife’s xmas gift!
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This season is going to be an absolute bloodbath in terms of injuries, player roles, etc. There will be 3-4 different seasons within the season. Buckle the fuck up.
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I’m getting bombarded with Skyy Moore tweets. You guys do realize my analysis was not for the first two quarters of the season, right?
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There's probably no better feeling than being an NFL player or coach and getting an opportunity to play the Vikings in the playoffs.
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BREAKING: The car has been recovered! Looks like a potential joyride situation, possibly had problems driving a stick!
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Happy birthday to my awesome wife Holli, who is hanging today with me
@DIRECTV
. My first and only draft pick over 30 year ago in my romantic interest league.
#setitandforgetit
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Damn shame about Javante Williams, who works his ass off to be great. Best wishes for a speedy recovery and a new coaching staff in 2023.
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31 years ago today, I got married. 30 years ago, also on this day, I finally got rid of that mullet.
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I know everyone’s pissed about the rain at and around my house, but I’m loving it for my grass and shit!
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RIP
@JohnClaytonNFL
. He was one of the OGs of dishing fantasy insider tips starting back in the 90s. I often reminded him of that when I saw him around, legend in my book.
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Wishing a happy 30th birthday to my oldest son Christian, who’s as responsible as anyone for me starting in the fantasy biz. Here’s a pic of me holding him at my college graduation and him holding me at his!
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My wife and I had a pre-tay, pre-tay good time at the premiere of the new season of Curb last night! Sunday's show may be the best ever!
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Can everyone stop talking about Diontae Johnson now? Thanks. Dude’s gonna be a 4th pick by August at this rate.
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This is an open letter to my beloved M4, which was stolen tonight by some professional thieves at the Cherry Hill Mall in NJ: It’s been a wonderful 6+ years, and I will miss you and your 6-speed manual transmission. Also, I hope the people that stole you get ass cancer.
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@MatthewBerryTMR
Incredible run. As I’ve told you privately, you’re a great ambassador of all things fantasy. Let us know if you ever need some
@FantasyPts
in the future.
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Might have to ban
@caplannfl
from the ACI, even tho ‘AC’ stands for ‘Adam Caplan’ because he’s once again picking up players on the WW despite being eliminated and in the consolation bracket. Very shameful and abhorrent behavior.
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I’ve been thinking of Mike for weeks now, hoping for the best. He used to come on the radio show and was an esteemed member of the fantasy community. Condolences to his family and friends. An absolute tragedy.
I am heartbroken to tell everyone that
@MikeTagliereNFL
passed away peacefully last night. We are so thankful for your support and prayers over these past weeks. Tags appreciated all of you more than you could know. He wrote this 6 years ago and I think it’s just perfect . . .
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Weezer, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, America. First concert in who the F knows with two of my boys.
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The concept of Elijah Moore continues to be a lot better than the actual Elijah Moore.
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Wow, this looks like an all-time bed-shitting by the Cowboys.
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Set out to replicate the Big Mac for dinner tonight and these may be the best Big Macs ever produced.
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Damn, Russ Wilson gotta be one of the worst fantasy QB picks in recent memory this year.
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As a lifelong Vikings fan I will say: if the Vikings aren’t good enough to beat Nick Foles and the Eagles, they sure as hell aren’t good enough to beat Tom Brady and the Patriots.
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Oh, oh. My wife pulled her calf muscle tonight acting like a fool in the middle of the street. Happened in a flash. That’s my soulmate tho.
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My son just bought the record, so I took him to the place.
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Happy 16th to the pair formerly known for the ‘Twin Talk’ radio segment, Ben and Olivia!
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Oh please, Arthur Smith. It’s not bullshit. Jamaal Williams is a team guy who’s generally beloved, and had 0 TDs on the season.
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Had a great long weekend with my wife in Montreal and here in Burlington, VT. A last hurrah, since my weekends will now be consumed by something else!
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He’s probably one of the best 2-3 WRs I’ve ever seen, but I had him at down at WR16-18 all summer, and I’m glad I went ‘Zero AB’ in drafts this year.
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My Vikings are playing for NFC title 10 miles from my house, but since they are 0-3 in title games attended by me, and since fellow Viking fan
@LarryFitzgerald
told me to stay away next time they make it, I’ll be watching the game in Vegas with
@FantasyGuruSite
staff.
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First time in ten years I’m watching football on Sunday on my couch and it’s glorious!
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Never mind on my tweet earlier today about Brown. From now on, don’t do your fantasy draft until Saturday night before the season.
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Flying out west and missing my wife and our 16 year old twins who joined me out here last week!
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Absolutely stunning. Fuck you, 2020.
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Pretty, pretty good scene
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Happy New Year! Here’s hoping for a better 2021. Thanks especially to those who rolled with us
@FantasyPts
this year and listened to the
@SiriusXMFantasy
morning show!
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Just wrapped up the final morning show of the season! Thanks for listening/calling, hope you enjoyed the show this year!
@timmymr
@PaulKellyTweets
@caplannfl
@SiriusXMFantasy
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I had a little problem earlier today. But then, problem solved.
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Tell you what, after 15 NFL seasons on
@SIRIUSXM
with a 5-month hiatus, picked a good year to stay on the air 12-months a year on
@SiriusXMFantasy
!
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This is what I looked like the last time my beloved
#Dodgers
won the Pennant. So yeah, it’s been a while! Let’s go!
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You see a career’s worth of big plays in the first 2-3 minutes of this 6 minute video.
- 550 receptions
- 7,848 yards
- 69 touchdowns
- 25 100-yard games
- Super Bowl champion
The BEST plays from
@JordyRNelson
's legendary
#Packers
career.
#ThankYouJordy
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Kenny Pickett throwing it to my favorite player at the
#SeniorBowl
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They say 30 million people play fantasy football. Divided by 12, that’s at least 2,500,000 people who are full fading Darren Waller forever.
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Lost a high stakes 2-week final by 4 points tonight! Hey fantasy football: I’ll be back, you fucker!!!
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I’m convinced at least half the people using wheelchairs at airports aren’t handicapped and are in fact just fat/lazy.
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My son plays drums and started listening to Rush a couple of months ago and decided to learn how to play Tom Sawyer. Check it out!
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Ran downstairs for some coffee an hour ago and found my cat just hanging out like he’s a dude or something.
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If my iPhone autocorrects one more expletive, I'm throwing it against the ducking wall.
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Out again tonight in Indy and just had a convo with the great Norv Turner and all I can say is draft DJ Moore whenever possible. You’re welcome.
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Sean McVay will finally do what Sean Payton and Josh McDaniels could never do, which is fully maximize Brandin Cooks.
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I quick reminder that great players, like Javante Williams, are always good investments, even if their coaches are dumb:
After Week 3 last year, Jonathan Taylor was the RB28 with 0.0 TDs.
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Guys I’m doing a college tour roadtrip this week with my 17-year old twins, first road trip for me in the fall literally ever, as I mentioned couple times in the summer. I’ll be back next week.
Main destination is Savannah, GA, and
@SCADdotedu
, which could be a good fit for…
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AB was absolute fantasy gold at his ADP. Not Mike Williams level, but really nice. Also, most famous fart in NFL history.
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Very proud of my daughter Olivia, who was diagnosed with dyslexia in 6th grade, and just got her first byline!
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I'm in a league where you start only one player, a TE. I had Kyle Pitts and my opponent had Parker Hesse.
Absolute nail-biter.
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Just wrapped up an all-day shoot for a well known TV show in LA, a little acting gig for yours truly. We’ll see in the fall, but the other actors and director said I was pretty, pretty, pretty good!
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I’m very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very against having to read longer tweets.
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Oh there he is, the guy I predicted would score 15 TDs this year.
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