FantasyCruncher
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Las Vegas, NV
Joined November 2014
I’m tired of the bullshit. Gonna remind everyone how it started. Make sure you follow.
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And just so everyone knows I haven’t lost my sense of humor over it all….
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I’m sorry to every one of our customers who have supported us from the start and have seen the best and worst over the years and stuck with us throughout. FC will return, I do not have an eta just yet, but I believe we are making progress and hopeful it will be in the next week.
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YOU CAN DELETE WHATEVER TRACKS YOU THINK WILL SAVE YOU, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME AMAZON HAS LOGS OF IT ALL.
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We will be offline for a bit. Will update when back. No ETA.
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Some of you kiddies are gonna fuck around and find out. Accessing a Computer to Defraud and Obtain Value. If an individual accesses a computer with fraudulent intent and obtains value, they can be punished under the CFAA with up to five years imprisonment for first offenses.
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Been so busy developing software, and not just out there marketing bullshit, but this reminds me. It's probably time to raise prices. Crazy how many grifters I spot in that list, you are all welcome to call me daddy.
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Might be worth a quick skim if you are a current, previous or possibly future FantasyCruncher member.
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Software is getting terrible everywhere I look; . Cars, WebApps, Video Games, Operating Systems it really doesn't matter, the code is all turning to complete piles of 💩. Thanks to @sama it's only going to get worse.
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I know how superstitious DFS players can be with avatars, so I am pretty excited for my man oliveratticus!. Switched to the FC avatar yesterday and BAAAAAAANG! 🤩😍🤩😍 HEATER INCOMING!
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DAMNIT! I didn’t realize we coulda just guessed!! My bad guys! FC will guess some projections for tomorrow.
Less than 12 hours until kickoff, and none of the major UFL DraftKings contests are even half full. If you feel like you're too far behind to play, I want to assure you that you are not. This a a brand new league, we're all just guessing.
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Ahhhh. I miss interacting with these DFS losers. Unfortunately for everyone else, we are entering the WE REALLY DONT GIVE A FUCK STAGE. Lev. 24:19.
Funniest customer service I have ever seen. This after they went through the work of offering UFL on their Optimizer for $24.95 Monthly. I asked when projections would be up since, you know, we’re only hours away from Kickoff.
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Hey @DK_Assist @DraftKings any chance you can change your abbreviation for South Dakota St, cause NO ONE CALLS THEM SDSU but you dweebs. SDSU = San Diego State University. Maybe SDST ? SDSTATE ? SHITTEAM ? idk 🤷♂️.
sdsu.edu
Since its founding in 1897, the university has grown to become a leading public research university, and a federally-designated Hispanic-serving Institution. Dr. Adela de la Torre is the current presi
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Heading to Boston for the Sloan Conference #SSAC24 . May as well catch a @GoldenKnights while we’re in town!. Anyone else going to be there?.
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