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"Nice hat!", My colorblind boss says, unaware that the front of it shows a picture of his face, with the caption "worst boss ever" all tinted the exact blue he can't see. "Thanks, it's my favorite" I say to him. He pulls out tinted glasses and says "Let me get a better look.."
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it took me 10 fucking years to realize the tf2 logo is just the negative space of a valve wheel
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They don't make computer viruses like they used to. When I was 11 I downloaded fake runescape hacks and some guy started talking shit to me through pop-up boxes for not owning dragon platelegs while I responded to him in a notepad. Now viruses just make you mine bitcoin
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I dreamt about a brand of candy named "Gaslighters" that would mismatch their artificial colors and flavors to make things like green-colored strawberry, which I handed out to people while aggressively insisting it's green apple until they broke down weeping
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MY INCREASINGLY UPSET PEN PAL: You think you're so fucking funny? Well newsflash, dick, I own a UV light. And I'm sick of all your little 'comments' written in invisible ink.
ME: What do you mean? I just write like this you friend.
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FOMO is a predatory business practice that more gamers should be advocating against. For example, the breakfast menu at Panera Bread ends at 10:30 AM, 3 entire hours before the average gamer wakes up
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(A Speedrunner Explaining the Grocery Store's Self-Checkout Isle) Yeah so on a 6-sided box you have a 16% chance of scanning the barcode without looking; 33% if we assume it's not on the front. Basically it's worth the RNG risk since the timesave is huge compared to looking first
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Watching my overwatch team get spawncamped while sigma's voiceline says some shit like "If you jump a fence, you'll break your ankle. But if you break your ankle, how will you jump a fence?
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(My desperate nutritionist explaining a food pyramid for the 16th time)
Much like how the Medic provides his team a valuable ubercharge, Vegetables provide your body with a stronger immune system. But your body also needs protein, much like how the Heavy Weapons Guy provides-
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it's valid to counter that it's a stylized sniper scope, which makes this a happy accident or just a hyperdimension-brained double meaning
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Your honor, there's been a mix-up! What you describe as 'tampering with evidence' was simply me retconning lore
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Been seeing this discussed around online, and yeah I was essentially the first vtuber. About time I get credit
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relatable gamer shirt that says "I went outside once. The graphics were amazing. Life is so beautiful every single day, each moment of our lives, some esoteric spectacles of what is, was, and could be" depicted in a bizarre font above an off model xbox controller
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well well well if if if it it it isnt isnt isnt my my my stutter stutter stutter
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In our classist economy, we fund sidewalks for the slowest of walkers- and running tracks for the fastest of sprinters. I ask you, what are we building for the skippers & hoppers among us? Are they not, too, entitled to a path designed for medium-paced movement?
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Apparently you can get disqualified from the neighborhood Christmas lights competition because "standing in your yard with a red laser pointer and shaking it around isn't a decoration", and also "people are starting to worry".
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tf2 weapon lore is like "this sword was once wielded by a space-faring monkey and is now haunted with a sentient ghost who speaks fluid english" but overwatch characters entire backstory will be "she lifts weights and is a robot racist"
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I place down a monster card in defense mode, followed by three spell/trap cards, then I end my turn.
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bombi is not my 'persona', bombi is a separate autonomous entity that I simply use as a vessel of possession to speak through like that of a specter.
hope that clears things up - model by
@py_bun
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I don't fear the man who has heard 10,000 albums once. I fear the man who has heard one album 10,000 times
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[guy who just invented the light spectrum but forgot to add the last color in] W-well, actually, pink isn't real. Because of wavelengths, you see. And not just because I forgot to add it to our magic rainbow gradient
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The unwise will craft his wooden pickaxe and then drop it after gathering only 3 stone. The virtuous, however, will lay his pickaxe to rest as fuel for a fresh furnace. Let effort be the pickaxe which fuels your mind's inner furnace.
- Laozi, if he wrote gaming guides
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Beware the "animating-so-videos-perform-better" to "wait-i-actually-just-enjoy-animating" pipeline
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@HueyCan
I think that video's biggest problem was just how much I concluded issues were "valve lazy" or "valve no care", in reality I think they cared a lot about player expression and so they were willing to reapproach their own visual restrictions to compromise on that
So... Agreed
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I don't fear death, but I fear my second death- when someone smashes that like button and rings the notification bell for the last time
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i'm no bilingual but i'd consider myself quite fluent in several videogame voice commands
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I have never seen a piece of zombie media where the zombies are just eating normal food like burgers and donuts they found in the trash
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In my opinion, 2 Scooby snacks was not enough of a reward for the tasks they made that poor great dane do. He often had to act as bait for various criminal offenders and nare dowells for less than a working salary's worth of dog treats. It's not right.
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Accidentally dropping something and then immediately stepping on it is an irl true combo
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You think I'm a virgin? That's rich. I've had nine lucid dreams involving sex this week alone. I'm a cunnilingus olympian from a nonphysical point of view
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The appropriate amount of times to say "Mmm" after a bite of food:
Mmm - Food is good
Mmm Mmm - Very Good
Mmm Mmm Mmm - Fantastic
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - What
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Too Much
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Think fast, gamer. A new FUNKe video is flying right at you. It's about movement, and shooting, and sometimes both, and sometimes that connection is really questionable but I wanted a reason to finish Metroid Prime and Maybe You Should Go Easy On Me Okay.
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In a few days, i'll have a new video out--
It's another all-in-one bundle of movement shooters.
If you're into movement fps, or all-in-one bundles, keep an eye out for it later this week.
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Everyone wants to be a trickster, but what the world truly needs right now is a treatster
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no babe for the last time the model is 3 inches long but the HITBOX is 6 inches. the visuals are misleading
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Here's one truth, I just released a video. Another truth? It's 40 MIN LONG. Here's another, I dug into a vial labelled "sodium thiopental", now I can't stop speaking facts. I have regrets, except that's a lie and i'd do it again. Vial must be wearing off.
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The thing about reincarnation jokes is, you never get them until you're younger
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Squash and Stretch animation? How about you animate yourself getting up and stretching
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tried playing overwatch again, our reinhardt said "you play so poorly that you probably have a nice hairline, wife and three kids with a six figure salary" and as a gamer that really cut deep
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starting to empathize with Sisyphus (i have to turn my monitor brightness up every morning and down every night)
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Thanks for the support on recent vids, I don't have the butterflies about making studies on my main channel too much now. I won't actively shove the merch on the timeline but the plush will be around for about a month. Next vid gap should be smaller than the last.
That's all 💣
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@RekkaMKII
I think one can appreciate an act without surrendering their expectations of it. So I don't consider positive reinforcement to be a tunnel, I consider it humility.
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The harder my sleep goes the thirstier I wake up, can't explain it
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(reading a transcript of my son's school bullying) Not good. Too many like/as statements, it's all observational comedy- very low brow. Maybe try a more idiomatic approach? Turn their insecurity into a narrative, something memorable
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[at the zoo near an elderly woman who is taking a photo of the bonobos] buy your own nfts asshole
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What they don't warn you about hittin the gym is the 2 days you'll spend walking around like a minecraft villager afterwards because it hurts to straighten your arms out
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@danekevincook
Sniper isn't OP, new maps just have way more exploitable sightlines than older pre-2013 maps. Ideally sniper should have one good sightline on the objective and one good sightline on the flank, and he shouldn't be able to hold both of them at the same time.
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there is no more intimate moment in gaming than the first 6 seconds of a tf2 match where you and your homies all gaze into each others eyes because you're frozen in spawn
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Another patent application denied. Apparently the treadmill-urinal is "impractical, very weird" and NOT as I previously suspected groundbreaking for pissers everywhere
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Practice less parallel parking and practice more backing out of your parents' weirdly shaped and crowded driveway
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Not to get controversial but i'm here for both a good time AND a long time
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Oh you think your brain is big? Well I can give myself tinnitus simply by imagining a 116db soundclip of Goofy falling down a comically tall cliff side in my head
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The corporate elite would have you believe that you're supposed to use the washer BEFORE the dryer, but I don't play by their rules. That's probably why they won't let me sit on their chairs in my wet pants
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Uncultured? I can rank any restaurant by their ranch dressings and dinner mints, but sure, keep calling me uncultured
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Very unfortunate no bands will use my suggestion of marketing their album releases via the phrase 'HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA (TRY NOT TO HUM)'.
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Two things that are dropping tomorrow: A new FUNKe Study, and my guard. If you plan to watch it, or siege my wealth, then mark the date
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New video next week (asap). Not about video games.
If you bought a plush from my last upload, they seem to be shipping out recently (but are generally expected to ship around may 5th)
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(react streamers at their doctor's appointment, six full seconds after their knee is tapped with a small hammer) wait sorry chat can we replay that, i wasn't looking
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"tis better to forget the quote entirely than it to remember it incompletely, and also th" -Hippocrates
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I'm a musical empath so I listen to jazz while jogging and then trip myself every time they miss a note. Gets really hard recreating the same trip 3 extra times though
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(Guy who reads the alphabet like it's a YA novel) There were 4 vowels- AEI and O for 99% of the story. Then out of nowhere U shows up, and apparently they're super important? And in the FINAL 2 chapters they introduce Y too?? So much fucking fanservice right at the end of it man
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I'm always committing to the bit (The bit is that I try a little more each day, and slowly accumulate a repertoire of experience through honest to goodness ambition)
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Human Fingers (classified into team roles)
Tank: Thumb
DPS: Index + Middle
Support: Pinky + Ring
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You might already know about how manga is read from right to left. Well, try reading THIS in that direction:
Now out is video FUNKe New
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@Tyler_McV
I'll play devil's advocate here and say that these could be considered contextual as opposed to inconsistent. Helps unrelated interfaces (like store vs library) remain distinct and, for example, make the "BUY/SELL" buttons more identifiable (since they're transactional)
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Personal update. Yesterday my dog passed and i've been spending some time off work to process. I'm okay, but i'm gonna put off video writing/editing to next week so the upload gap may be extended a little more. Still streaming Friday ~7PM. Thanks for understanding.
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now technically true
I will be skipping my 22nd, 23rd and 24th birthday. Instead, today I am turning 25, which means my brain is fully developed now. Thanks for the support, it feels great to not be stupid anymore
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We must redistribute the height of tall people across our nation's workers if we ever want to mend the divisions facing this country
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Sorry ladies, the AR glasses stay on during sex. how else will I see the combo meter
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manual transmission/stick shift cars are the most gamer vehicles on the road, I can beat bloodborne one handed but can't even escape the parking lot without an IGN guide on mastering clutch pedal tech
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Shark Tank but it's a bunch of genies you have to pitch your wish to, and the only rule is you can't ask for more than 50% equity stake in the benefits of your wish
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you should totally get to the other side of this never before seen new funke study
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