Uncle Dane
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Apparently, whether it was intentional by Valve or not, today's TF2 update crashes the tool that the vast majority of bot owners use to maintain cheater bots. So enjoy the undisturbed Casual servers for now.
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"I've played 40 video games in 30 days. It's not the same Nintendo. The day of reckoning is coming."
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Phoenix last
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very disappointed by how long it took to find someone who knew the answer to this
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Full Force with 4 mil views in 24 hours, hot damn. Here's a deleted scene for all the Mike stans
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your dad and uncle in the doorframe when they smell thanksgiving dinner
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Whoa, just now saw this! Very exciting! :D
TF2 community, we hear you! We love this game and know you do, too. We see how large this issue has become and are working to improve things.
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If you spam in general chat again, I will not hesitate to ban you
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Forgot I had this old clip of the sound
@Idubbbz
makes when getting blown up by a cweepa in Minecwaft
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only giving uber to people who answer my trivia questions right from now on
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Ohhh so that's why they haven't released the Heavy Update yet: the devs couldn't even see him!
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Do I smell another
#SaveTF2
brewing?
Related: I feel like that "definition of insanity" quote is a response to what now seems to be lost to modern living: persistence. What ever happened to "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again"? Don't let them wear us out by giving up.
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TF2 fans
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can't believe they're actually going to force the Sonic movie VFX artists to work on the film w/o pay at gunpoint while they stand on hot coals and a pig man laughs at them and calls them nerds from atop a pile of money smoking a cigar and they're not allowed to sleep or breat
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The old version of Swiftwater (that was played in UGC Highlander before it was updated and officially added to the game) had this funny little section of the track that I'm sad got removed. Tells a story.
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Can't wait to get put in a TF2 match with 23 Steam Deck players using joysticks and connecting from the McDonalds wifi
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Every single medic player has secretly agreed in closed door meetings to never heal me ever
Tell your craziest conspiracy theory that would get you like this
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"Uncle Dane's aliases are always just random words."
Wrong. Everything has a purpose.
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If you get killed by an Engineer in TF2, it's me. It's always me.
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Attention All Team Fortress 2 Gamers: Nathan Vetterlein is legendary.
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Cosmetics and maps are now the main things to criticize in TF2. Valve hasn't made a balance patch for seven years. The era of arguing about the actual gameplay is over. Only two things ever get added or changed, and it's maps and hats. So that's what we argue about now.
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Here is a satirical internet meme which tackles the subject of ironic game development priorities.
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Give me your hottest TF2 takes. I will judge them in a video.
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I swear there's a hidden stat on the Jarate: 5% chance to do absolutely nothing
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The writers for Cory In The House were actually geniuses.
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Despite loving Engineer in TF2, I've never really been a big fan of other Engineer "clones" in other games I play. I play Scout in Deep Rock Galactic. I play Captain in Risk of Rain 2. I don't even like Torbjorn. Team Fortress 2 Engineer best Engineer.
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TF2's player numbers are out of control lately. And also, TF2 videos are doing abnormally well. Are people playing TF2 more because of YouTube? Or are people watching TF2 on YouTube because they're playing TF2 more? Chicken or Egg??
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This year I went 3 months without launching TF2. Just didn't feel like playing. Last night I played TF2 for 11 hours straight and have been having a blast with it all week. Such a weirdly powerful video game.
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I don't think I will ever be entirely burned out on TF2. It has infinite replayability for me.
Buuuut... Scream Fortress... I just have zero interest in it nowadays. I didn't play during the previous two years. Won't play this one. I dunno man, just got tired of it. Sorry!!
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everyone says the Engineer is Engi-here, but nobody ever asks Engi-how is the Engi-now
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2015: Is this dress black and blue or white and gold?
2018: Is this dress racist?
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TF2 skin in Fall Guys! Yes! Awesome! Will I miraculously manage to get 10 wins so I can buy it? No! Absolutely not!
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if a teammate says:
need a dispenser here
pootis spenser here
dispenser goes here
mmph mmm mmph
we need a dispenser right here
= they need a dispenser there
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I recently found this picture of me as a newborn baby taken right after I was born. It makes me laugh so much. This looks like a cryptid of some kind being discovered in an abandoned hospital.
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