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Last weeks picks 👇
✅️ Average of 8.75 points per player
✅️ All players got attacking returns
This week's picks 👇👇👇
#FPL
#FPLCommunity
#GW36
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The celebration from Jack Grealish 🕺
11-year-old Finlay asked him to do this celebration when he next scored 👇👇
#Eng
#FIFAWorldCup
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𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙀 £100 𝘾𝘼𝙎𝙃 𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙕𝙀 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙂𝙐𝙀 🆓️💷
Mini league - 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 to enter 👌
🏆£100 Prizepool:
🥇£50
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1️⃣ Follow me
2️⃣ Like & RT this tweet
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✅️ STARTING - Marcus Rashford
(I know nothing else yet).
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If this tweet gets over 1000 likes and if I hit 50k followers by midday tomorrow (UK time) I'll get a tattoo of my twitter picture (it'll be my first/last tattoo 😂)!
#FPL
#FPLCommunity
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Ederson -
Walker, ake, laporte, gomez, lewis ,
phillips,
palmer, foden, mahrez, alvarez
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Micah Richards speaking passionately on behalf of every
#FPL
manager 🙌
🗣 "Fantasy Football is imperative to your lifestyle" 👇
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Pedro Neto this season 🐺🇵🇹
⚽️ Goals - 0
🅰️ Assists - 2
🔣 GW1 ownership- 99.9% 😂
The £5.5m pre-season bargain 💰
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💥 𝙃𝙚𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙜'𝙨 #𝙁𝙋𝙇 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙞-𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙜𝙪𝙚 💥
The winner of my "Let's Cook" league wins a MASSIVE £500! 💷 (League code - 752ozb)
To enter you MUST:
1️⃣ Like & RT this tweet ❤♻️
2️⃣ Follow
@FFH_HQ
& myself
3️⃣ Join the Hub (free or paid) 👇
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🎙️| Ange Postecoglou:
“For the first time in I reckon 20 years I've had to pull out of our
#FPL
group as well which I'm gutted about and if they try to grill me for information they're getting nothing out of me” (via
@TheSpursExpress
)
What a guy 😂
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Harry Kane in
#FPL
2014/15 🔥
💰 Starting Price - £5m
⚽️ Goals - 21
🅰️ Assists - 7
🅿️ Points - 191
💰 Ending Price - £6m
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If Mitrovic gets 1 yellow card today, he'll be banned for the 2nd game of the DGW vs Chelsea
BUT
If Mitrovic gets 2 yellows tonight (or a straight red with only a 1 game ban), he'll serve his suspension in the FA Cup and he'll be available for the 2nd game of the DGW v Chelsea
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Harry Kane's most recent 74 minutes of PL football:
0 goals
0 assists
Not the player he used to be
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If
@OfficialFPL
have the capability to keep the game open why didn't they when Solly March scored vs Leeds? 🤔
#FPL
#GW17
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With 5 subs these days
@OfficialFPL
need to give us clean sheets for 55 mins 👇
#FPL
#TOTFUL
#Justice4Udogie
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Biggest
#FPL
disappointments so far this season
🥇 Harvey Barnes
🥈 Emile Smith Rowe
🥉 Riyad Mahrez
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Dean Smith when asked about
#FPL
"I don’t play it, I live in the real world not the fantasy world."
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@OfficialFPL
If this tweet gets 1,000 likes
@OfficialFPL
will add Solly March goal points on.
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Premier League goals this season:
Calvert-Lewin - 10
Man City - 10
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Hi
@Patrick_Bamford
, I know you love
#FPL
as much as we do so let us know if your hamstring is ok please bud 🙏
Cheers,
#FPLTwitter
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Hands up, I had David Luiz in my GW30+
#FPL
team. 😂
- Retweet if you were silly and got him too.
- Like if he was nowhere near your team.
P.s. Reply with an emoji/gif mocking me for my choice!
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Timber injured 🤕
Tomiyasu suspended 🟥
Surely Gabriel starts vs Fulham!? 🤔
#FPL
#GW3
#ARSFUL
#ArsenalFC
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Who's your premium
#FPL
Forward? 🤔
❤ Like for Harry Kane
🔃 Retweet for Erling Haaland
🗣 Reply for Both or Neither
Go 👇
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Bit of news from me 👇
I've signed for
@SkySportsNews
🤯
I'll be featuring on their brand new
#FPL
Show this season 🙌
It'll be live on Saturday mornings, I'll tweet more info tomorrow 👍
Here's their mini-league link
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Man City didn't have a proper striker last season
Arsenal have one of the best striker's in the league
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🔴 Turner
🔵 Pickford
GW2: SHU (H) 🔴
GW3: WOL (H) 🔵
GW4: SHU (A) 🔵
GW5: BUR (H) 🔴
GW6: BRE (A) 🔵
GW7: LUT (H) 🔵
GW8: BOU (H) 🔵
GW9: LUT (H) 🔴
Sheffield United twice ✅️✅️
Luton at Home twice ✅️✅️
Burnley at home✅️
Bournemouth at home ✅️
Wolves at home ✅️…
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Watkins registered his highest expected Goal Involvements of the season against Luton.
... But, he blanked for only the second time this season.
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Full stadiums transferring passion onto the pitch.
Refs allowing more physicality.
VAR less involved.
Loads of goals and quality football.
What a weekend of Premier League football! 💥🔥⚽️
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STARTING - Haaland, Alvarez, Foden, Mahrez, Dias, Gündogan, Ederson, Rodri
BENCH - Stones, Grealish
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Ralph Hasenhüttl crying with tears of joy because he has the McCarthy and Forster
#FPL
double up
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My Top Tips for a great
#FPL
season 🧐
Retweet if you found this thread useful 👊
#FPLCommunity
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Do you think
@OfficialFPL
should give us an extra Free Hit chip if
#GW8
is a partial Gameweek?
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My 7️⃣ Top Tips for a great
#FPL
season 🧐
Follow and Retweet if you found this useful 🙏💙
#FPLCommunity
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📢 Another announcement from yours truly...
I've quit my job (live footage below) and I'm going full-time
#FPL
!
Wish me luck. 🍀
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APPARENTLY - BUT I CANNOT VERIFY THE INFO...
Haaland, KDB, Alvarez, Mahrez all start... No Grealish
Defence - Lewis/Laporte/Ake/Akanji
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