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This is the tactic we are using, nothing out the ordinary I just really wanted to use a Libero as never used one
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That's me all out on 100 points!
OR 355
Expect that to come down a bit with 1 match to come, but absolutely over the moon.
My best wildcard ever, what a gameweek
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My first article of the season
Ayling vs Dallas
RTs appreciated
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Days like this dont happen often, I'm gonna enjoy every second, and out every single troll.
87 points
1500 OR
Digne and Iwobi to go
Absolute fucking scenes in the chef household swinging the big chode energy around
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I can confirm they have been in touch with me
Following an investigation, we are satisfied that three accounts were deleted by a malicious third-party as there was a consistent pattern between the activity. As such, we have reinstated the accounts to the original owners.
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This article written by yours truly takes a cold hard look at the gameweek so far.
Also discuss whether Pukki, Ceballos and transferring out Liverpool defenders is really the way to go
RTs appreciated
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I take a closer look at the love of my life Kevin De Bruyne!
I discuss how deep he is actually playing and what you can expect this season. May help you make up your mind on those midfield spots!
RTs appreciated!
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First day of the rest of my life today on the commute to Uni to start my second degree
It's gonna be a hard couple of years juggling work, family and studying but we move
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Signing out of twitter for the next few days, I've got an interview for a job on monday that I've probably only got about 10 percent of getting. But it's an amazing opportunity and I need to revise a lot of stuff, cannot be procrastinating on here
I'll catch you all next week
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Today is the best I've felt physically and mentally in the longest time, feel like I could take the world on today.
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Arsenal signing Ramsdale will see FPL add a 3.5m keeper for the first time
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How much crack did you smoke before you wrote this?
It's been fucking amazing, you know how many glory supporting little shitbags I went to school with who's season pass was a TV remote
I'm sure many people feel the same as me and long may it continue
No one who truly loves football can say that they’re enjoying what’s happening to Manchester United right now. So hard to watch.
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Twister spotted outside the Etihad game in doubt as storm Ciara gets worse
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One week you're getting your team hacked and you're down and out
The next week you're right back up again getting nosebleeds
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Due to having bigger FPL fish to fry I've decided to withdraw my team from the FPL cup. It was a difficult decision but I'm not sure I have the squad depth to fight for silverware on multiple fronts
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FPL accounts: make sure you have a strong bench and set your VC
Also FPL accounts: you're all lucky fuckers, spawny cunts, I'm losing rank because of your luck you full on no skill cretins
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Seems mad that I now have a boy who goes to school. First day at the enhanced provision for kids with extra needs.
Doesn't seem real sometimes that I'm an actual adult with a child and not something that happens when the intrusive thoughts win
💙💙
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Love the mob mentality of FPL twitter
Do good, but not too fucking good or we will fucking give you shit
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Welcome to Chefs FPL Scouting Thread
Just written as load of notes in Google docs whilst catching up on a couple of the games thought I would share
Had about 3 hours sleep because of my back so forgive typos and bad grammarz thank you please
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Great to finally make some office space, not to make content for you scrubs but so I can watch pornhub in peace
Not exactly living my best life because that would involve cocaine, hookers and a midget
Bonjour
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If we don't sign a CB in the next week or so this guy will start GW1
Also keep your eyes on if Barry D is starting the few friendlies we end up playing £4m is a snip as he will be on set pieces too
In depth Leeds article next week
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After putting alot of thought into whether it's the right time for people to be wildcarding or not
I've decided it's none of my fucking business and you should all manage your teams your way
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Took a hit for Alli, stuck the armband on him, now injured 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LOVE FPL ME
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All this irrelevent outrage about Newcastle Owners is funny
You can't affect who owns a football club
Our government sold them 8.5b worth of weapons, keep the same energy for politics because that actually matters and you can affect things
Or stay safe with irrelevant outrage
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Vardy missed that sitter because he checked his underlying stats before the match
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Good thing about being ranked 4m only green arrows from here right 🤣
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What's something you can say whilst playing FPL that you can also say during sex
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C'mon own up which one of you
#FPL
mob was it? 😂😂
Belgium manager Roberto Martinez complains about receiving calls at 3 am from a stranger asking him to keep Lukaku out of his squad.
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Mental health is the maddest thing
Yesterday I was on my knees, felt despair, struggling to cope with my emotions felt quite overwhelmed
Today I feel like I could take on the world
Take care of yourselves you sexy bastards, reach out and talk to someone if you need to.
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Wheres all them muppets who gave it loads about me selling Vardy?
You enjoy that big fat zero to go with the other zeros he scored?
No shot on target other than that penalty save since boxing day
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
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Whilst KDB does KDB things
Chef does Chef things
51 points great start to the wildcard
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Proud to announce that fantasy football scout have asked me to join there team looking forward to the next chapter in my FPL journey
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When you have no Salah, Manè, Jimenez, wolves defence, martial and captained DCL and checked rank
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Here's the best bit of advice I can give you
Don't make an emotive decision, it's a marathon not a sprint.
Chasing points is gonna do you more harm than good.
Sleep on it, watch the match, look up the stats and digest some content.
Then make the move, it's GW1.
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I knew Vardy wouldn't score yesterday he has been over performing his xG for the last 74 matches
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The reaction from you guys has been mental ❤❤❤❤❤❤ appreciate it fuckers
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If you're already thinking of hitting wildcard DONT
If you're already thinking of shipping premium players DONT
Shipping liverpool defence DONT
First week is always an odd week it's a marathon not a sprint
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That sound you heard after that second KDB goal was the screams and cries of all the managers who sold him this week!
KDB is a season keeper the end
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I found out last night that someone I know had taken their own lives.
I don't want sympathy or anything of the like, I'm dealing and if I'm not around much don't worry, I just need some time to process this.
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I'll simulate this weekends fixtures on football manager and post the highlights on youtube, you can all then tot up your scores accordingly for
@OfficialFPL
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I take a look at Raheem Sterling and decide if he is worth it from an FPL perspective
The Man City midfielder is a huge 12m this season I discuss his data and prospects
RTs appreciated
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Pep Guardiola said he is considering who should be penalty taker after Jesus missed
Aguero since January 2017
Taken 9
Scored 9
I mean it's not rocket science Pep
Not that I'm Kuns biggest fan or anything
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Change your password
If you could rewind to the beginning of your first
#FPL
season, what's the one piece of advice you'd give yourself?
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Who wants a Kevin De Bruyne piece tomorrow?
I obviously dont need to tell you hes a great pick but I'll take a look at exactly how deep he plays and just what he does from these so called deep positions
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Fucksake I had Kaspar Schmeichel in Gameweek 5 knew I should have kept him
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TAA vs Robertson and a little van Dijk thrown in for good measure
Everything you need to know about the 3 Liverpool defenders
Also how and who you should be comparing them to
Come get it whilst its hot
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I take a look at Sebastien Haller, his data and FPL prospects
If you're considering West Hams hitman this will give you a better idea of what to expect
Retweets much appreciated
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Passed my exam
If I didn't have to turn in for work tomorrow I would sink lots of Guinness
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The disrespect to Jose is mad he has a 3 or 4 season shelf life but he is still a top coach. Got that absolutely abject United team to 2nd. Brilliant squad to work with at Spurs and he will be given money to spend you imagine
Play Kane actually up top
Get Eriksen playing
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The luck vs skill debate rages on
Luck doesn't exist, you're just shite, hope this helps
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Things have been a bit tense for me lately (understatement) taking some time off work and taking some time away from twitter
Love ya and stay safe xxx
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35 years old today, I think I might start my mid-life crisis. Although given the amount of hookers and blow I actually do not leaving much room for atypical mid-life crisis events.
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Proper beta male behaviour on here yesterday by some accounts.
Losing ya heads coz Lundstram scored and turning into little pussys
Some people need to get a grip, whether it was lucky or not is irrelevant we have benches people use them bet you dont cry when your bench comes in
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So much boiled piss and dummies spat out in FPL tonight 😱😂
If this is what makes you quit then you seriously need to
Grow up, get laid, have a beer
You'll feel better
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You fuckers better stay home this weekend and continue to social distance.
I've just volunteered to work at the nightingale sister hospital in Harrogate I'm not doing for the good of my health but for yours
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No FPL you say? who wants to play along with an FM weekend of FPL?
Ill tweet out team news and upload highlights to youtube so we can all be sad fuckers and carry on as normal?
enough interest ill do it for a laugh let me know
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So I have my team back but honestly it's pretty fucked. I appreciate the effort but may aswell not bothered.
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On a -4 but this is madness, a Salah captain that will actually gain rank too
This start is too good to be true, captain blank incoming and probably a couple of red cards but we move
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Liverpool fans please be unbearable as possible, it's going to boil so much piss and I'm here for that xxx
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Seeing so much bollocks written about Leeds already. I might cry if I see another Ayling vs Dallas thread. I'm just gonna dispel a few things right now and I will go into these things in much bigger depth in a written piece however that piece will be waiting a while
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I've kept quiet about this but fuck FPL next season I think I'll just play sky
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You asked about my wildcard team so here it is! This article discusses my strategy and some of the future plans I have!
RTs appreciated
Also I am totally aware I don’t have Sterling you do not need to point that out 🤫😉🤣
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Access to my website is £89.99
Access to articles that I'll totally make up
Access to my secret FPL model that involves a crystal ball
Nudes
WhatsApp group which I will just continually insult your team
Nudes
Free merch including "I have seen a pair of tits" tees
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