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The Fantasy Hitman | Co-host of @theffballers and @spitballerspod | he/him

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@FFHitman
Mike Wright
5 years
Gardner Minshew once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just, The Islands.
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I’m currently in the process of watching one of my family members fight for their life due to complications with covid. They made the ‘personal decision’ to refuse vaccination despite our pleading and education. Please mask. Please get vaxxed. This is an us problem. Please listen
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3 years
Actual live footage of @jasonffl reading the CMC news:
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7 months
I officially cannot handle these teams spending insanely high draft capital on ‘offensive weapons’ and not featuring them
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6 years
Dez reading about Josh Gordon’s release:
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2 years
Trying to defend Antonio Gibson and his fumbling issue
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Mike Wright
5 years
Was great briefly meeting this beast @Ninja and sharing a few moments gushing over Kerryon
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6 years
Mission. Accomplished.
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Mike Wright
4 years
Imagine posting this and then losing at home to Ryan Tannehill. Gonna be real embarrassing. (This tweet will self destruct if the pats win)
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Tom Brady
4 years
It’s too late to be scared.
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Mike Wright
5 years
Had to say goodbye to this magnificent beast today. My best friend for 12 years. Goodbye Darla, you will never be forgotten!
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Mike Wright
8 months
This dude is too nasty
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Mike Wright
3 years
1. You made the man work on Christmas 2. Those cleats were 🔥 🔥 🔥
@TomPelissero
Tom Pelissero
3 years
The NFL fined #Saints star Alvin Kamara $5,000 for wearing red-and-green cleats in a Christmas win over the #Vikings , per source. Six touchdowns and a division title later … probably worth it. 🎄
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Mike Wright
3 years
How I look in the drive thru when I know I should get the grilled chicken but I order the baconator, a large fry, coke, and a frosty
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7 months
You ever lose in your most important league on Thursday night?
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Mike Wright
4 years
Aaron Rodgers without Mike McCarthy: 18-4 Mike McCarthy without Aaron Rodgers: 2-5
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Mike Wright
5 years
My names Mike, I finally benched Miles Sanders and I lost because of it
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Mike Wright
4 years
It happened #FootClan ! A massive and sincere thank you for everyone that voted. Amazing feeling.
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5 years
In the past few days Antonio Brown has: Turned helmetgate into a paid endorsement Massively upgraded his chance at a super bowl Major upgrade on his qb to pile up stats Could make 14 million dollars Could sign a big free agent contract next year If hes crazy, hes crazy like a fox
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Mike Wright
6 years
Dez Bryant reading about Eric Decker's retirement from the Pats
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Mike Wright
3 years
If you've never experienced this joke, take the 4 min and enjoy
@LightsCameraPod
Lights, Camera, Barstool
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The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television.
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The Denver defense staring at the offense on the way home
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Mike Wright
3 years
When you wake up and see Antonio Gibson is a RB1 through 10 weeks:
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3 years
Current mood:
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4 years
Trying to convince my wife that this is what my kids would really want for Christmas
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3 years
Me shouting at Johnny Taylor from my couch:
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Mike Wright
4 years
A very special alternate/better ending from my #AWSCloud spot with my new BFF @AaronRodgers12 ! Yes, I'm still freaking out that this exists!
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Mike Wright
5 months
Ya’ll ever hit the trade deadline in your league and just end up hating everyone in the league for being so incredibley stupid?
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Mike Wright
4 years
Antonio. Gibson.
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Mike Wright
5 years
Looking for oj Howard:
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Mike Wright
4 years
Glad to see the team has embraced the moniker
@Chiefs
Kansas City Chiefs
4 years
CAN'T TAKE THIS ONE AWAY FROM THE LIZARD KING 🦎
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2 years
WHAT
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Mike Wright
4 years
Me grilling chicken: Raw Still raw Still too raw Brick
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8 months
I may have regrets
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Mike Wright
3 years
New post covid goal: learn to play and join a D&D group
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Mike Wright
5 years
Unbelievably disappointing. Men, we have to be better than this. I don’t care what was said, unaccountable behavior. Whatever suspension comes down probably isn’t strong enough
@TMZ_Sports
TMZ Sports
5 years
KC Chiefs Running Back Kareem Hunt Brutalizes and Kicks Woman in Hotel Video
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Mike Wright
4 years
Do I have the time and endurance to respond to every losing patriot fan in this thread???? Yes. Yes I do
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Mike Wright
4 years
Imagine posting this and then losing at home to Ryan Tannehill. Gonna be real embarrassing. (This tweet will self destruct if the pats win)
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Mike Wright
4 years
I struggle with depression and anxiety. If you struggle as well you aren’t alone. You aren’t a weirdo. You aren’t crazy. Things can get better, but you need to talk to someone about it. Seeking help for mental health is a sign of strength not weakness #BellLetsTalk
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4 years
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Mike Wright
2 years
With all the jokes we make about players retiring mid game…I think Antonio brown may have actually just done it
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Mike Wright
3 years
That game turned into one of the biggest fantasy football Monday Miracles/Nightmares I can remember. So many matchups swayed
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Mike Wright
4 years
IT'S FOOTBALL TIME!!
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Mike Wright
4 years
So basically so far in 2020, if you drafted the RB 1/2 or WR 1/2/3, you had a bad pick
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Mike Wright
5 years
I actually really like this idea. Not all receptions are created equal. What do you all think?
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Puntpasskickass
5 years
@ScottFish24 Tiered Ppr Catch 1-9 yards .25 Catch 10-24 yards .50 Catch 25-39 yards .75 Catch 40+ 1.00
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Mike Wright
3 years
Tags was a true real one. Kind. Generous. Devoted to his family. Incredible at his craft. He will be missed
@TabbieTalks
#TagsStrong Tabbie Tags
3 years
I am heartbroken to tell everyone that @MikeTagliereNFL passed away peacefully last night. We are so thankful for your support and prayers over these past weeks. Tags appreciated all of you more than you could know. He wrote this 6 years ago and I think it’s just perfect . . .
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Mike Wright
5 years
All 3 of my children ganged up on me last night playing Mario party. They were successful. But I was just successful removing them all from my will.
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Mike Wright
3 years
I honestly have no clue the right call on Keenan. BUT - I'm gonna play him. I have accepted the possible consequences and hindsight analysis. If you're joining me, I wish you luck.
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Mike Wright
4 years
I had massive depression problems in high school, still have struggles even now. This is not just idiotic click-baity talk, this is truly dangerous messaging for all struggling with mental-health. Not calling to cancel Skip, but we can't accept this as entertainment
@BloggingTheBoys
Blogging The Boys
4 years
Skip Bayless is obviously in his line of work for clicks and attention. We all know that. But what he said about Dak Prescott on Thursday is so awful and void of any shred of compassion. Just wow. What an absolute shame that @FS1 let it be on television.
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3 years
@agetzenberg
Alaina Getzenberg
3 years
Matt Rhule says he is not expecting Christian McCaffrey to play Saturday vs. the Packers.
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Mike Wright
7 months
When the coffee poop hits:
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Mike Wright
3 years
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Mike Wright
1 year
When people are searching #thiccsgiving for thirst traps only to run into fantasy football twitter
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Mike Wright
3 years
👋👋👋 @andyholloway
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Mike Wright
3 years
You gotta be freaking kidding me here man. There’s bad tweets every day, but this...holy freaking crap man. Sick to my stomach #StopAsianHate
@GovMikeHuckabee
Gov. Mike Huckabee
3 years
I’ve decided to “identify” as Chinese. Coke will like me, Delta will agree with my “values” and I’ll probably get shoes from Nike & tickets to @MLB games. Ain’t America great?
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Mike Wright
2 years
Trade Terry McLaurin to Kansas City you cowards!
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Mike Wright
3 years
My son is walking round the house singing Peaches by J Bieber: I get my peaches down in Georgia I get my wheat from California 🥴
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Mike Wright
3 years
You paid a running back $63 million dollars.... to use 3rd string players by the goal line
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Mike Wright
6 months
Dobbs remains a national hero
@LateRoundQB
JJ Zachariason
6 months
Josh Dobbs posted this TikTok. We don’t deserve him.
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Mike Wright
4 years
Feel good moment
@FanSided
FanSided
4 years
This Cam Newton and Greg Olson reunion is too good ❤️ (via @SNFonNBC )
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Mike Wright
4 years
Breaking News: The Bears are attempting to trade Mitch Trubisky for David Blough midgame
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Mike Wright
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Packers picking soon? Who’s the best long snapper still on the board??
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Mike Wright
2 years
I’d like to file a missing persons report for Kenneth Gainwell
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Mike Wright
3 years
Live shot of @jasonffl playing Mostert over Mike Davis
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4 years
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Mike Wright
2 years
HES LOOTH!
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Mike Wright
6 years
If Jordy Nelson wears a pair of jean shorts, does he become Jorty Nelson??
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Mike Wright
2 years
Let’s talk about this…let’s talk about this…
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Mike Wright
6 years
This tweet didn’t age well
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Mike Wright
3 years
How long was the game winning field goal?!?!?
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Mike Wright
5 years
yeah, its an advertisement. but this is a message that I am very passionate about. please watch it if you haven't already. kudos to Gillette for this.
@Gillette
Gillette
5 years
“Boys will be boys”? Isn’t it time we stopped excusing bad behavior? Re-think and take action by joining us at . #TheBestMenCanBe
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Mike Wright
4 years
QUACK QUACK QUACK, mr ducksworth
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Denny Carter
4 years
Antonio Gibson is wearing a Mighty Ducks jersey. Plz adjust all ranks accordingly.
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Mike Wright
6 months
💀💀💀
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Mike Wright
1 year
Being a dad means letting your kids take over the big screen for Goat Simulator and you watch the NFL Playoffs on a tiny little tablet
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Mike Wright
3 years
In unrelated news, I will be pants-less for the remainder of the weekend
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
3 years
Antonio Gibson is the first rookie to score 3 TDs in a game on Thanksgiving since Randy Moss in 1998 🤯 @brgridiron
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I've fought depression my whole life. It can get better. Even though it feels like you are the only one who can understand the pain, you aren't alone. Please reach out to someone, they will listen #BellLetsTalk
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Mike Wright
4 years
I’m sharing a team with my boy for his first fantasy draft. He is going all in on zero-rb. I will be slipping testosterone supplements into his food.
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Mike Wright
3 years
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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Mike Wright
4 years
This guy gets it!
@AllenLazard
Allen Lazard 👑
4 years
🚨 I just launched my official #LazardKing apparel! 🚨 Available for a limited time at (LINK IN BIO)! 🦎👑
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Mike Wright
2 years
Give the man what he wants!
@PFF_Fantasy
PFF Fantasy & Betting
2 years
Antonio Gibson wants to be a true offensive weapon
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Mike Wright
6 years
Hey MNF crew:
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Mike Wright
6 months
The pup is out of surgery. Little turd ate a towel and some plastic :/ but they said surgery went smooth as possible. Appreciate the well wishes everyone!
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Mike Wright
3 years
My new desktop screen:
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Mike Wright
3 years
For the Ravens backfield: wherever I felt comfortable drafting Dobbins, that’s the same spot I’d feel comfortable drafting Gus Edwards now.
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Mike Wright
4 years
Happy Thanksgiving!!
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4 years
Im here for this
@bdge__
BDGE
4 years
some people just like to watch the world burn
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Mike Wright
5 years
Tomlin legit just sharted before this pic
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3 years
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
3 years
Bears’ HC Matt Nagy said today that his starting QB for Sunday’s matchup against the Lions will be a game-time decision.
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Mike Wright
2 years
Wut in the freaking world was that chipotle commercial?? Holy crap
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3 years
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Mike Wright
4 years
Me overhearing people talking fantasy football at a restaurant:
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Mike Wright
3 years
It's ok to not be ok. You aren't weak. You aren't less than. If you're suffering with depression or anxiety, it sucks. I spent most of my life there. I promise things can improve and the color of life can return. Reach out, ask for help. #BellLetsTalk
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Mike Wright
5 years
Update: I may be very unhappy with this decision right now
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3 years
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17 days
who did this?!?!
@jasonffl
Jason Moore
17 days
Upgraded!
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Mike Wright
5 years
Unbelievable! #FootClan you freaking hoisted us up once again. Thank you so much!! Took home the @iHeartRadio sports pod. You are the fuel. Thank you so much.
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Mike Wright
4 years
Imagine if these Packers had drafted impact rookies with their 1st and 2nd picks, instead of....well you know
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Mike Wright
4 years
Me when one of my kids tries to take the last slice:
@NFL
NFL
4 years
DK Metcalf is FREAKY FAST. @dkm14 📺: #SEAvsAZ on NBC 📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app:
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Mike Wright
3 years
So far tonight, I beat my son by 70 in 2k21 and crushed my daughter in a sea farers catan. Now I just need a 3rd game to squash the soul of my youngest to create the best weekend ever
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Mike Wright
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4 years
Internet remains undefeated
@dveBillCrawford
Bill Crawford
4 years
Football is back and so is the internet
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