Big Man Blastoise 🐢
@EyeLyftBitches
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(ISFP-A) Asex/Aromantic lover boy with nerdy taste. i like: Boobies Gummy Worms Tequila Working Out
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Joined June 2014
Before y'all follow me, just know I'm pro SW, Reproductive, human, gay etc rights. and I don't talk about anything except anime, lifting heavy circles in the gym and motorcycles
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HURRICANES SCORED 3 GOALS IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES LFG
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He definitely would have Patriots are ass and wouldn't have made it pass bo
🚨BREAKING: #Bills QB Josh Allen believes that he would have beaten the #Patriots in the AFC championship game & would be playing in the Super Bowl this week if he made one more play against Denver. Allen believes they would have beaten New England. WOW. https://t.co/kQ0s2P6r47
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Miami dade suspect tried to grab the lead detective as she held the door after being arrested for sexual battery against a college student. He has a history of this, and his bond is set at $500,000.
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My gender is soooo selfish. Everything you just said her is centered around the woman. The man has to woo her, buy her flowers, take her on a date, keep buying her things. Basically live the rest of his life giving till he can’t give no more. At what point does the man starts
Some men amuse me. Especially the ones on this twitter. It just feels like they are out of touch with reality. You don’t want to put in any form of effort when going for a woman you like. You don’t wanna buy her flowers. Take her out. Buy her nice things. You don’t wanna do
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The weakest of performative activism
thinking you have to only consume morally correct media all the time must be so boring
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Please free us
🚨 MAPPA accidentally uploaded a trailer snippet showing Eren regenerating post-Rumbling, leading to a new season exploring alternate timelines.
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Good job guys I can't wait for ranked
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Nintendo reveals that ‘Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream’ will have queer dating preferences. Out April 16th.
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NEW: Second teenager dies days after being placed on life support following a Texas sledding accident while being pulled through the snow by another teen driving a Jeep Wrangler Grace Brito, 16, suffered fatal injuries in the Frisco sledding crash that also k*lled Elizabeth
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Okay but everyone should watch The Twelve Kingdoms
Anime elitists mfs when your Favorite anime Is a shonen and not some ancient manga that was written by a nihilistic japanese dude in 1973 called "the last sin hunter" that doesnt Even have an ending since the dude died from a mysterious heart attack in 1982
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Umamusume fans have helped restore the grave of Japanese racehorse Mejiro Ardan Renovations include a photo stand, a flower wall, and a space for fans to leave gifts
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peak is back
BREAKING : #ExtraordinaryAttorneyWoo to return with second season; #ParkEunBin to reprise her role as Woo Young-woo, pre-production begins!! According to reports, The second season of the drama "Extra Ordinary Attorney Woo" has entered full-scale pre-production. While writer
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And that point is more than median individual income so it stands
Money CAN buy you happiness up until a point. Because if you're constantly scared of losing your home or going hungry, you won't have the chance to be happy, you'll be too busy trying to survive. It can also buy you temporary joys, entertainment, good food etc. However money
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I just remembered this and burst out laughing
The internet has given people way too much confidence to be nasty. This women is strikingly beautiful and looks like she came straight out of a renaissance painting😍😍 😍 Not everyone wants to look like a botched filler face Kardashian.
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That generation was literally inhaling poisonous gas
“Hey you wanna go out to a bar and pay $80 to drink shit that makes you feel good for maybe like two hours, ruins your sleep, spikes your anxiety, bloats you, adds 800 empty calories, and makes tomorrow completely useless?” No.
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Fat Bo season
Every man on twitter is crying discrimination about Maya’s post because “that fat pig is 80% body fat and that handsome chad is 5% body fat”, but she’s right! Women are not men. Women can go up to a surprisingly high body fat percentage and still be fertile and healthy; they
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