(RP) The OG Sexual Anarchist Patronus πΊπ¦π¦π«
@ExpectoResister
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Many of my tweets involve an implied 'you dumbas$' she/her
Room of Requirement
Joined April 2011
The #WordOfTheDay is βvindicate.β How good does this word feel? https://t.co/Ahol7y4iho
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And that's how I got kicked out of the comedy club. Oops.
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If you find any of these poisonous species in the wild - run. Youβre in danger. 1. He hates all of his exes 2. He laughs when youβre embarrassed 3. He makes you keep secrets 4. He resents your successes 5. He uses politeness to patronize 6. He canβt make you cum with his mouth
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I (state my name) will never ever attempt to pet a giant fluffy cow.
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My friend's "partner" got himself a tattoo machine and is learning to tattoo. π¬ (Partner is in quotations cuz I'm trying to be nice and not call him her baby daddy, but he is far from a partner to her.)
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Hey β¦@GovRonDeSantisβ©! Maybe focus more on the health of your citizens and less on banning books. Florida man dies after contracting brain-eating infection from rinsing sinuses with tap water
fox7austin.com
The local health department said infection is rare and can only happen when water contaminated with the amoeba enters through the nose.
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Heads up:
105 of you are following this maga account.
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"People tend to gravitate towarss the course of action requiring the least amount of work." = a verbose way of saying people are lazy
People tend to gravitate towards the course of action requiring the least amount of work. Here's how you can use that to your advantage.
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Some people would just teach their kids that staring at strangers is rude, but noooo, not this bish. #InternalizedMisogyny
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To end our #MonthOfKindness, why don't we all give someone a pep talk today? From everyone here at #MuggleNet, YOU CAN DO IT!!!
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Some comedy for my fellow Gen-Xers on this glorious Tuesday: Janeane Garofolo https://t.co/gQf6oMJPmH
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Best use of name tags EVER.
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