Evil Luke Fickell
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Big Ten Championship Game appearances by school:
6- Wisconsin
5- Ohio State
3- Michigan State
1- Northwestern, Penn State, Iowa, Nebraska
0- Minnesota, West Madison Little League, Divine Savior Holy Angels High School, Cub Scout Pack 62
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Marquette spends 365 days a year passionately hating Wisconsin.
Meanwhile in Madison, we rolled out of bed hungover from our football win. Took a swig of whiskey and shifted our focus to basketball today.
And we won by 16.
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Congratulations to PJ Fleck and the University of Minnesota for hosting ESPN College Gameday.
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Alex Hornibrook against the “turnover” chain:
-258 yards
-4 TDs
-0 INT
-MVP
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Wisconsin beat Miami beat Syracuse beat Clemson beat Auburn beat Alabama
Wisconsin Badgers 2018 National Champions
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Just had my first Culver’s ButterBurger with cheese curds
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Wow I can’t believe a coach would grab another coach like this
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Big Ten Championship Game appearances by school:
5- Wisconsin
4- Ohio State
3- Michigan State
1- Northwestern, Penn State, Iowa, Nebraska
0- Minnesota, Michigan, Van Hise Elementary School, Divine Savior Holy Angels High School, UW-Rock County
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Minnesota fans telling us about their Outback Bowl win today
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Watching 7 hours of the Badgers and Packers this weekend
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My brain:
“Don’t say it”
“Don’t say it”
“Don’t say it”
“Don’t say it”
“Don’t say it”
Me:
“TURNOVER CHAIN MY FUCKING ASS”
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Minnesota fans are telling us we’ll get rolled by Ohio State tomorrow, as if they wouldn’t chop off their own leg just to be on the same field.
Too bad they don’t own an axe.
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Big Ten Championship Game Appearances by School:
6 - Wisconsin, Ohio State
3 - Michigan State, Michigan, Iowa
2 - Northwestern
1 - Penn State, Nebraska, Purdue
O - Minnesota, Stoughton Youth Flag Football Club, Wisconsin Alzheimer’s Institute Amazing Grace Chorus
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Hello Twitter World
SOURCE: Paul Chryst is out as
#Wisconsin
coach. Jim Leonhard will be the team's interim coach. Announcement will be coming shortly.
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Big Ten Championship Game appearances:
-Wisconsin (5)
-Michigan State, Ohio State (3)
-Penn State, Nebraska, Iowa (1)
-Minnesota, Michigan, Girl Scout Troop 4720, West Madison Little League (0)
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Big Ten Championship Game Appearances by School:
6 - Wisconsin, Ohio State
3 - Michigan State
2 - Michigan, Iowa, Northwestern
1 - Penn State, Nebraska, Purdue
0 - Minnesota, Southside Raiders Youth Football Club, Girl Scouts of Wisconsin, Shiocton Chiefs
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FIRST LOOK: TCF Bank Stadium unveils banner commemorating historic Minnesota Golden Gophers season.
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Friendly reminder that Marquette hasn’t won an NCAA Tournament game since 2013.
Since 2013, Wisconsin has:
-Won 13 NCAA tournament games
-Made 4 Sweet 16s
-Made 2 Final Fours
-Played in a National Championship game
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We like playing undefeated teams from Kentucky in the Final Four.
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Big Ten Championship Game appearances by school:
6- Wisconsin, Ohio State
3- Michigan State
2- Northwestern
1- Penn State, Iowa, Nebraska
0- Minnesota, Waukesha West High School, Girl Scout Troop 317, Our Lady Queen of Peace Christmas Choir
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UFOs Shot Down This Week:
Madison - 1
Ann Arbor - 0
Jet that shot down unidentified object over Lake Huron took off from Madison
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Congratulations to Minnesota Volleyball on their Final Four appearance.
Now if you’ll excuse us, we have a National Championship match to prepare for.
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Minnesota football vs. success
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2009 Champs Sports Bowl: Wisconsin 20 - Miami 14
2017 Orange Bowl:
Wisconsin 34 - Miami 24
2018 Pinstripe Bowl:
Wisconsin 35 - Miami 3
Wisconsin murdered “The U”
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Doak Walker Award winners by school:
4- Wisconsin
3- Texas
2- Alabama, Arkansas, Stanford, Texas Tech
1- (13 schools tied)
0- Minnesota, Walworth Big Foot High School, Sacred Heart Seminary & School of Theology, Rock Valley Truck Driving School
The Doak Walker Award for the nation's premier running back goes to ... Wisconsin's Jonathan Taylor!
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Marquette University: an embarassment to the great institutions of Wisconsin
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I think at a minimum we get to claim the Upper Peninsula now.
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Wisconsin beat Northwestern beat Pitt beat Clemson beat Alabama.
Wisconsin Badgers 2017 NCAA Champions
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Imagine needing to cheat to beat Georgia Tech in Detroit’s Quick Lane Bowl.
Minnesota has been accused of filming an opponent's bowl practice in 2018.
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BREAKING: Four-star running back Jalen Berger announces his commitment to
#Wisconsin
at
@AABonNBC
.
Berger gives the
#Badgers
a program record five Top247 prospects in 2020.
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If you need to reach me tomorrow, here’s my schedule.
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November 3rd:
Duke 20 - Miami 12
November 10th:
Clemson 27 - Duke 7
December 27th:
Wisconsin 35 - Miami 3
Wisconsin is 24 points better than Duke, who is only 20 points worse than Clemson.
Wisconsin Badgers 2019 National Champions
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Punting from our opponent’s territory to honor my predecessor
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Alabama’s next game away from Tuscaloosa
9/14/2024
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BYU students are enjoying this win by drinking 2 cans of sprite
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Hello Twitter world
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May I have your attention, please.
ROW THE BOAT MY FUCKIN’ ASS
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Caleb Williams seeing our Gruber Law Offices NIL package
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Did he not notice the team in his hometown hosted ESPN College Gameday this year?
In a late turn of events, 2020 4-star LB Kaden Johnson (Minnehaha Academy) of Minneapolis, Minn. commits to Wisconsin!
HUGE get for Paul Chryst and the Badgers.
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-Without top 2 WRs
-Without top 2 RBs
-3rd string QB
Axe stays in Madison.
Exhale.
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Right when I thought Jonathan Taylor was running away with the Heisman.
Florida St QB Alex Hornibrook is expected to play this week vs Louisville.
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Ok now do GPA
AP Top 10 in
#CFB
How many 4 & 5 ⭐ Recruits are on each Roster.
1. Clemson - 40
2. Alabama - 68
3. UGA - 60
4. LSU - 51
5. Ohio St - 59
6. Oklahoma - 49
7. AUB - 46
8. Wisconsin - 9
9. Florida - 39
10. Notre Dame - 47
• Wisconsin stands out as the only one in single digits.
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Me: I have 9 friends
Friend: Wisconsin played a weak schedule and does not belong in the College Football Playoff
Me:
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Minnesota is going to hang a banner for being mentioned in this tweet.
So we were thinking...
Who would win the title if the remaining undefeated teams played in a 16-team playoff? 🤔
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Too bad he couldn’t invest any of that money for an ACT prep course.
"Diamond Stone, at the time a freshman at Maryland, received $14,303 according to the documents."
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6th all-time in rushing and only played 3 seasons.
Go get paid, young man.
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An empty boat is easier to row.
Numbers don't lie:
#Gophers
football attendance drop - down to as low as 15,160 actual scanned tickets last week - among nation's steepest declines. Report from
@JoeCStrib
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Pepsi’s worst marketing campaign since Crystal Pepsi
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In other news, water is wet.
Top O-Line units for 2018:
1 Wisconsin
2 Georgia
3 Alabama
4 Stanford
5 Oklahoma
6 Boston College
7 Ohio St
8 Notre Dame
9 USC
10 Missouri
11 Maryland
12 Oregon
13 Washington
14 Florida St
15 Penn St
16 Wake Forest
17 Ole Miss
18 Clemson
19 LSU
20 Mississippi State
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The looters broke into the Gopher football facility and cleared out the Big Ten West Champion trophy case. Stay safe out there, folks!
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Alex Hornibrook would have lost the Dr. Pepper toss from 5 yards.
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Florida fans: “Has Mertz always been this bad?”
Us:
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Step 1: win more than 2 games in the Big Ten
.
@Coach_Fleck
says to
#Gophers
fans: ‘Fifty years ago, we were the Alabama of football. … That is what we are going to get back to.’
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Watching my first film today and… you guys seriously watched this offense for the last 2 years?
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Saviors who began reign in the month of December (world history):
1) Jesus Christ of Nazareth is born (12/25/0000)
2) United States enters World War II (12/8/1941)
3) Graham Mertz commits to Wisconsin (12/19/2018)
I will be signing at 12:00 at Blue Valley North on Wednesday for anyone that wants to come. Finally time to put pen to paper and be a Badger!
#OnWisconsin
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A candidate we can all agree upon.
BREAKING: Former Oklahoma QB Nick Evers tells me he has Committed to Wisconsin!
The 6’3 192 QB from Flower Mound, TX was ranked as a Top 80 Recruit in the ‘22 Class (No. 7 QB)
“I’m ready to get to Wisconsin and help build something special!”
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After seeing TV copy of our game I want to reiterate: “turnover chain my fucking ass”
After seeing TV copy of our game I want to apologize for my language and the putting of my hands on the official and my staff. I did not show the proper respect to the authorities of our game.
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Being a Wisconsin sports fan is like taking a sledgehammer to the balls twice a day.
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Jim Leonhard is on my staff and our basketball team beat Marquette. I like this Saturday better than last.
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Big Ten Championship Game Appearances By School:
6 - Wisconsin, Ohio State
3 - Michigan State
2 - Northwestern, Iowa
1 - Michigan, Penn State, Nebraska
0 - Minnesota, Four Lakes Driving School, Kids Junction Summer Adventure Camp, Mendota Elementary School
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Our top ranked defense watching our offense go 3 and out every drive
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We still haven’t played anyone good.
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I came here to do two things:
1) Win the Axe
2) Play for Championships
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one taught us love
one taught us patience
one taught us pain
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Minnesota fans, you have $10 to spend to make the perfect season:
$100 - win Paul Bunyan’s axe
$250 - win the Big Ten West
$5 - 2 wins in Big Ten
$1000 - National champs
$4 - miss a bowl game
$500 - B1G champs
$1 - 5 win season
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Congratulations to Nebraska football for their best performance against Wisconsin in 8 seasons.
Wisconsin announces it will pause all team-related activities for at least seven days and the game against Nebraska will not be played.
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1st round draft picks by school:
3- Ohio State
2- Wisconsin, Michigan
1- Pewaukee High School, UW-Stevens Point
0- University of Minnesota
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Good luck today to everyone except whatever this thing is
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Or as some teams would call it, “Not Ranked”
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Wisconsin defense:
Touchdowns allowed = 4
Touchdowns scored = 4
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Revenge is a dish best served in the SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl
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Wisconsin beat Arizona State beat UCLA beat LSU beat Texas A&M beat Alabama beat Georgia (the first time)
Wisconsin Badgers 2022 National Champions
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