Evan McCormick
@EvanMc
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25/Army/ From NY...stationed in Texas
Where the wild things are
Joined October 2011
RT @realDonaldTrump: Such a beautiful and important evening! The forgotten man and woman will never be forgotten again. We will all come to….
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#MambaDay @kobebryant your legacy will live on with every drunk guy trying to hit that last cup in beer pong while yelling KOBEEEE!!!!.
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I hope that Marine lasted longer with #RondaRousey last night then Aldo did with McGregor tonight ; -).
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My dude
It's all over. Conor McGregor knocks out Jose Aldo almost IMMEDIATELY to become the new UFC Featherweight Champion!
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I have had some drunk nights where #dontjudgechallenge is reversed. You leave the club with a 10 and wake up with sloth chewing on ur arm.
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#dontjudgechallenge is just proof to guys, How sneaky you bitches can be. You leave the club with some dime next morning joe dirt in ur bed.
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This 13 year old girl just told me kim kardashian is her idol. I feel bad for the sex tapes and blow jobs in her future.
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“@Barkyyyy: @samayee17 Okay now you done took it too far. Dont be trying me in any drinking games itll end badly for you.”except hiting cups.
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