Mariah Carey literally has a song for every occasion. Christmas, Fourth of July, Sunday Worship service, a funeral, spending the night, a mental breakdown, friendship, harassment.

Can’t even say “Was it crack?” because that’s exactly what it was.

Who’s TF paying $10 for this “refreshments will be served in the fellowship hall after service” ass food?.

@alliextsuki Y’all try desperately to save Cardi from the circus when she’s CLEARLY the headliner.

@NicksElixir She’s got 4 kids, she’s not watching Twitter 😂.

@_Edweirdo Her ancestors jumped out when she hit that riverdance. That ankle was moving.

But let’s discuss the people out here paying people to do their taxes & all they’re doing is going on TurboTax website & keying in their info step by step 💀.

@honestari This is the receiptiest reciept I’ve seen in quite a while 😂.

The biggest haters you’ll ever encounter. They’ll dislike you’re positive energy, your carefree attitude, your youth, your vitality, everything.

@TheGreatIsNate @Creat1ve Kandi “Cut the Check” Burruss.

@theskippingking This is literally every black educator or pastor over the age of 60.

“You ain’t no DAMN Gordon Ramsay!”.

@Reyanaaa And she would’ve told you & your baby not to come back to visit until both of y’all had some manners lol 😂.

@MeeksDaughterXO I don’t see how women tolerate the term “female” like just hearing it makes me itch.

@andreharris89 Just mean and nasty! The prayer with the face full of pie really takes me down 😭.

@LittleCharlesTV She had her heel on their necks for years 😭.

@SheBeenHadStyle “Y’all broke into Dior? Is this what y’all do to the black community?” Girl 💀.

@reMARQable_ One of my friends was telling me “traffic is racist” and I shrugged it off as nonsense until I discovered how “redlining” practices played a huge role in how some of the nations interstate highways were designed.

@ijayt205 This would make for a nice “how we met” love story 😂.

@TyraLetrice “I’m stomping both of y’all AHT!”.

@TheRealRoshod You dangerous with the photoshop bro 😂.

@Deelishis_Dee “Listening to trap music on the way to my corporate job.”.

@Chim_ezie Everyone in the office giving “You think you better than us?” vibes 😭.

@jiggyjayy2 For clarity purposes:. Ralph & Johnny (not his best pic): Fine.Michael, Ricky, Bobby: Medium Ugly.Ronnie: Ugly.

@itsKenBarbie He clearly has some unresolved childhood issues.

@sokinematic Her poor friend Judy catching a stray 😭 “She didn’t look any better” 💀.

@stoppfeenin I know them wigs were crunchy as hell when they took them off. All that damn spray 🤣.

@Creat1ve She redefined symmetry. A pioneer.

@JamesGardin No foreal tho! It’s giving Sugarhill Gang - Rappers Delight. Stories, people can identify with.