André Marcel Harris, MSW
@andreharris89
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ΦΒΣ @houstonsigmas | PhD student/MSW alum @UH_SocialWork | Founder of @BlackMenInSW | #SickleCellAdvocate at @SickleCellHOU & @scdaaorg | #HBCUGrad of @uncfsu
Joined January 2009
Since April, I have applied to over 581 jobs, completed 12 multiple rounds of interviews, and received 0 offers. I’m fried tbh. 🥹
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This is why I don’t like being around kids. Had too many people say some off the wall shyt like this so atp don’t even bring them around me. Y’all worried about your queer friends and family but you really need to be worrying about the teachers, preachers and politicians 🤦🏾♂️ 💁🏾♂️
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$45,000.00 is NOT a competitive salary. Please be fr!.
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Kerry Washington’s parents used a sperm donor and didn’t plan on telling her - and only told her until because she taped a Finding Your Roots episode that required DNA testing. 😬 . These family secrets are a mess. First Kirk Franklin now Kerry Washington.
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@thedailybeast BREAKING: 25-year-old Connor Sturgeon was a premeditated murderer who told family and friends that he was going to shoot up the bank, and no one did anything about it. He also live-streamed the shooting on Instagram. #headlinebias . There - I fixed it .@thedailybeast.
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Jobs: “why do you want this job?” . Me: “ because I need to pay my bills?”
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@FvreignLL What’s for dinner is me dropping them off at CPS because clearly I’m irresponsible cuz why I got 9 mouths and only 25 dollars.
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Y’all I’m so embarrassed. I bought 22 pounds of shrimp when I was supposed to be 22 ounces for my meal prep 😭. IMMA BE EATING SHRIMP FOR THE NEXT YEAR 😭 . I’m so tired 🥱
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BOFFUM.
Name a celebrity who’s been fine af your whole life 👀.
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It’s funny to me how I haven’t seen anyone post THIS part. Kamala was very nice. LMAO.
There were cease-fire protests at this MI rally, first at a Biden or Harris event in weeks, in my memory. @KamalaHarris’ response: "We believe in democracy. Everyone's voice matters, but I am speaking now.”.
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Can we not make shorts and Chelsea boots a thing? Face removed to protect the innocent.
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@talleyberrybaby Did you see when she did the makeup tutorial of how Republican women do their makeup? She’s eating them alive lmao
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@TerrillCharming Lmao I can get two nights at the Marriott for $175/night and earn points lmao 🤣.
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@RichBrokeSean Were you sleep the entire year of 2020 & 2021? Like, having to go over this lesson again 3 years later……
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We have an almost empty flight on southwest (open seating) and they tell us to spread out. I get a row to myself like everyone else. Why a couple come sit next to MEEEEE? I get up and move to another empty row and they gon say “you didn’t have to move.” YES TF I DID. lol . STOP
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Baby, Kamala got caught up! lol the prayer was over but sis was still going in haha
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“Baby, got get my purse. I’ve got my slave receipts in my purse…” 😂#YouPeople #YouPeopleNetflix
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What gets me about this Bianca Censori being naked at the #Grammys2025 is that folks will whine that LGBTQ+ people are exposing children to sexuality but a woman can literally be naked at the Grammys and there’s absolutely no moral panic about it lmao 😂
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@EJH_Jr Okay, so you see it too!!!.
Kamala lowkey holiness DOWN. She wears them pant suits tf out BUT when she go to church sis ALWAYS has on a skirt suit 😂.
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@d0n0vaaaan I call bullshiț on that coworker. I’m not buying it. Ray Charles knew about that. Even the most recluse knew. They be lying lol they didn’t care.
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Like, what am I missing?? What is wrong with me? What am I doing wrong? I have the experience, the education, the qualifications. SOMEBODY HIRE ME ALREADY 💔
I have an Associate in Arts, Bachelor of Social Work, Master of Social Work, almost finished with my PhD. 15 years of VERIFIABLE experience in the industry I’ve been applying to with numerous awards, accolades and achievements and yet… .
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@IAMSHO_NUFF “biological black women have always embraced and openly supported the LGBTQIA Community” is a patently false generalization.
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How it started (2021) and how it’s going (2025).
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@playboysoshi I was told state employment laws, tax regulations, and business licensing requirements is why. Cuz I be saying the same thing lol.
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@SomaKazima A lot of yall treat unhoused people like this at the gas station. lol Anthony just making sure karma goes around lol 😂.
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@Twatch_Me_ Maybe something’s wrong w me but this read like they was tired of their bullshyt and was giving you that last lil warning to get your shyt together idk lol
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@melodramtiic As a social worker, many of us often work on systems that demonize parents who RESPONSIBLY use cannabis in the absence of their children but normalize “wine moms” who get pissy drunk in the presence of their children. The double standard is wild.
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@whal510 This is NOT the problem of the person in the chair. It’s a STRUCTURAL issue perpetuated by airlines and anyone who comments otherwise don’t know wtf they’re talmbout. This came from my colleague who uses a chair.
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@808sAndMixtapes Locking the door is always my first priority when I get in lol how’d this happen? lol.
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I have an Associate in Arts, Bachelor of Social Work, Master of Social Work, almost finished with my PhD. 15 years of VERIFIABLE experience in the industry I’ve been applying to with numerous awards, accolades and achievements and yet… .
Since April, I have applied to over 581 jobs, completed 12 multiple rounds of interviews, and received 0 offers. I’m fried tbh. 🥹
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@VoiceOfOurAnces I’m not Black American, I’m a Michigan English Midwesterner. 🤡 . Everyone wanna be Black except Black folks.
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@nocontextdrumar I don’t agree with Umar on a lot of stuff but he ate this!!! Lmao. How many “pro-white” people y’all know that have Black partners? (Seriously, I wanna know…).
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@KeneAkers These are Black bigots. So I guess they’re gonna have a bigot war? Lmao these men are just as bad as the white ones. Hate everything except Black straight men.
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That not an unpopular opinion, it’s a dumb opinion.
Unpopular opinion, there is no such thing as a bisexual man there is only gay and straight.
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Kamala lowkey holiness DOWN. She wears them pant suits tf out BUT when she go to church sis ALWAYS has on a skirt suit 😂.
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To all of yall talmbout Kirk and Kerrys situation aren’t the same. Lookie here. I said first Kirk, now Kerry bc they both recently went public, after DNA confirmation revealed a family secret they knew nothing about. Their parents both decided to keep the secret or lie. Dassit.
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@Bornakang This is why I don’t like kids. And I don’t like parents. Bc WHYYYYY was he able to do that in the first place.
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@Mirac9797 I have sickle cell disease. Imagine if my mom used a sperm donor and I casually found out my dad didn’t have the sickle cell trait which automatically puts my paternity in question. Now of course they usually screen for stuff like sickle cell trait, but human error happens a lot.
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