Any leads to where I can buy a Gratitude Jar?🥹

You don’t invite a snake to dinner just because it apologized. You can wish someone well and still mute their number. Peace doesn’t require notifications.

How men look at you when you remind them they have a girlfriend

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

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A man was harassing a woman in the elevator. See what she did.

The elephant is in Kenya 🇰🇪, The mountain is Tanzania 🇹🇿

I don’t rate you enough to beef with you. ~ Nelson Amenya 2026.

So you’re telling me that A male birth control pill was created but canceled due to side effects... The same ones women deal with ????????

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i misplaced my self respect like 50 times last year.

Damson Idris via Instagram Story

We've lost comrade Nick Wambugu 💔. Go well champ.

Scenes in 2027 when must go uses the jose camarago to steal elections, na ujue tuko na mafuta turkana.

*opens front camera*

if we lock in right now we can be wine drunk while arguing on valentine’s day

2027 Grammys is going to be a fucking nightmare 😭

Custom made coloring books from as low as 600shs🤭!

Normalize ignoring people who text you when you look good in photos

“Don't announce nothing this year, just pop out.”