British ‘Knock Knock’ joke: Knock Knock *Brit stays silent and very still until knocking stops*

Did you know you could join PwC_UK_Careers straight from school or college? You’ll earn a competitive salary and the opportunity to continually progress your career. Explore opportunities in #Belfast #Birmingham #Southampton #Reading #Bristol, #Cambridge

Honestly, I’m just mesmerised watching this with all the different layers. Not sure if that’s the technical term, but I’m running with it.

If you want to do something this Christmas season, consider donating to @CT_Furniture. I’m donating my sofa (because I bought a new one) AND they’re even coming by to pick it up. #Birmingham #Newcastle #Wolverhampton #Sandwell

Excited to hear that @PwC_UK will be supporting the Birmingham 2022 Commonwealth Games. This relationship will provide new opportunities for our people, local communities and businesses in the Midlands: https://t.co/dJCMEvqvRY @birminghamcg22

If you're wanting to develop the serious singer in you, contact @angela_brower who is now offering #VoiceCoaching #Opera #Diction #StagePerformance https://t.co/8S1so5VDHn

It couldn't last forever.

That's it. My first born son shall be called Israel.

Am I the only person who didn't realise that @RebelWilson is 40?

I just smoked a piece of pork shoulder for the first time and I didn’t think my day could get better. Then I found out @samclaflin was single. #DayMade #InWithAChance?

I hate to point out the obvious but aren't we all self quarantining anyway. I haven't seen friends, colleagues, family members and my religious congregation in 2 months.

Loved @GordonRamsay advice for life at the end of his first @masterclass is 👌🏼. “What would you do if you lost your 3rd star? I’d win it back.”

Absolutely shocking. Where were the EU from December til now? Clearly sulking in a corner over #Brexit I get that you need to help yourself before you can help others but surely the EU could have done something to help the Italians. Or Spanish for that matter.

I've been scrolling pictures of my nieces and nephews for 20 minutes at least because I miss them so much! As soon as lockdown is over I'm going straight over for a munch.

Is it me or does @GordonRamsay have massive guns? 💪🏼 Just started @masterclass number 3 and the first of Gordon's! #LockdownSpentWell

We also launched THE FLOWER LOTTERY! 🌷🌼🌹🌸🌻 Win a £100 bouquet or a months worth of bunches 😱 Best of all, it’s open to anyone in England! (Not just our South Brum neighbourhood) 💃💃💃 Pls share!

So I matched with a guy on @bumble and he just told me that he went to a friend's parents house on the weekend to celebrate Easter. Slightly unattracted to him now because he doesn't #SocialDistance

"Practice with the Greats and see where you stand. " @xtina She's talking about singing but I'm thinking that's just a rule for life.

Currently watching @xtina on @masterclass and loving everything about it and her.

Any response yet @amazon? Or @masterclass for that matter.