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Fiercely proud Canadian 🇨🇦 #teamCanada @enigmaticjones.bsky.social 🇨🇦 #resist #wethenorth

Toronto, Ontario
Joined February 2009
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@Enigmaticjones
Enigma Jones
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@krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein
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BREAKING: Danish troops just arrived in Greenland, including the head of the danish army, Peter Boysen, after Donald Trump's threats. I am truly embarrassed to be an American right now. How sad is that? Our staunchest allies now have to defend themselves from us. How is this
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@MarkJCarney
Mark Carney
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I’m in Davos, Switzerland, to secure new trade and investment partners for Canada. Because Canada has what the world wants — we’re an energy superpower and a reliable trading partner, with the most educated workforce in the world.
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@CalltoActivism
CALL TO ACTIVISM
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🚨HOLY SHIT: China just bitch-slapped Trump over his rant that that he needs Greenland due to Chinese threats: “We urge the United States to stop using the so-called threat from China as a pretext to pursue its own selfish interests.” Humiliating.
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@EdKrassen
Ed Krassenstein
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I am so embarrassed to be an American right now. Listen to what aired on TV in England today? “[Trump's] NATO allies who are standing in the way, he feels, of his attempt to seize Greenland. Then overnight we have this extraordinary situation where communication between the
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@Microinteracti1
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Wow USA, this one must hurt!!! “We do not want to be rich like Americans. Look how greedy they are, even trying to invade their friends. We would not sell ourselves. We know what happened to Indigenous people in Alaska and Native Americans. Their land was taken, and they were
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@interesting_aIl
Interesting As Fuck
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Bro complimented his wife and nailed the joke at the same time 👏
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@Enigmaticjones
Enigma Jones
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I guess Europe is finding out that Carney was right. There is no use to trade with the US, we all need to trade around the bully.
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@EdKrassen
Ed Krassenstein
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BREAKING: America was just mocked In London today. Actor Vanessa Williams was performing the Star-Spangled Banner before the Memphis Grizzlies faced the Orlando Magic at the O2 Arena. Someone yells, "leave Greenland alone!" and the crowd breaks out and applause. Trump is making
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@CateSask
SaskCate 🇨🇦
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I’ll say it plainly: Mark Carney is the right person for this moment, and the people losing their minds about it are proving exactly why. Canada is not weak. Canada does not “suck.” And we don’t need to burn our institutions to the ground because a loud minority is addicted to
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@nbcsnl
Saturday Night Live - SNL
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Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che!
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@ModernxDad
Modern Dad
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Before you get into an argument remember this quote..
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@marlene4719
Marlene Robertson🇨🇦
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JD Vance: “Denmark has not done a good job keeping Greenland safe.” 400 children who were shot dead in their classrooms would like to have a word about being kept safe.
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@Enigmaticjones
Enigma Jones
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wow
@Quadcarl
Quadcarl
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This is savage. Most people under 40 probably won’t get it.
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@abefromanohio
Michael Patrick O’Neil
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Clever @nytopinion from Danish comedian Huxi Bach
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@SpockResists
Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary)
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Trophy Drop-Off Centre. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500
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@NoLieWithBTC
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
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More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland. They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
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@HelloStephano
Stephano🍁Barberis
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Chinese automobile tech is pretty impressive:
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@PopBase
Pop Base
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SNL’s parody of ‘Heated Rivalry’ with Harry Potter.
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@Ginger_Tucci
Ginger Tucci
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I will never not see this and not immediately watch it. One of the most secure masculinity performances I have ever seen. And you KNOW when zendaya clocks how insanely into him she is.
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@LqLana
LanaQuest aka RosaSparks
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“Everyone will dance” MAGA will lose their minds when they see this teaser. Bad Bunny is sending a direct message to Trump. Fuck your division, good people will unite. #DemsUnited
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