Cream Pied Piper
@EmoPrincessBen
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Freelance and self taught surgeon.
Weenie Hut Jnrs, Australia
Joined July 2014
Friends: Large one tonight? Me: Yes, I’m on the random assorted pills from
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To prove that I'm a true gamer.. This is a pic of me playing Fallout 4 in the Delivery Room. Waiting on Chanel..
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
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An extremely rare pink platypus spotted by a fisherman in East Gippsland in Australia.
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Mentally I’m in Tel Aviv watching Kevin Spacey dance.
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Walking around the city like this until someone asks if I’m okay or buys me a drink
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When I die I want to be stuffed and become a family heirloom passed down to generations.
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British sexting be like ‘I want my willy in your minge lad’
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Instagram now advertising 30 minutes of the worst movies I’ve seen… ended up finding them online so I could watch the whole thing?
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Wanna come over? I can show you my beyblades and we can let it rip together.
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I became a teacher to sell vapes to the students. I have unlocked limitless earning potential.
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Forever wondering what it was like to eat the Nute Gunray pizza back in 1999
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