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Comedy writer & author THE BEASTS OF KNOBBLY BOTTOM Waterstones Children's Book Prize shortlister, Mash Report, Jonathan Ross, Mock The Week Rep'd @anneclarklit

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@EmilyJaneClark
Emily-Jane has a Knobbly Bottom (book!)
5 years
I wrote this. and stand by it. .
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The only message you need for #InternationalWomensDay. 👊
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It took me four hours to make a four minute video. Was it an epic blockbuster with action and special effects, I hear you ask? No, it was just me holding a book and talking.
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Harborough author aims to encourage young readers with book written entirely in 'group chat format'
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An author and comedy writer from Harborough has launched a new book written in a unique yet familiar format.
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Got this amazing little meal planner to cut dinner time stress AND CHANGE MY LIFE but this happened. #hatedinnertime #singlemotherhood #dinnertimecanpissoff
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The second episode of Cringe Club- the podcast that celebrates everything cringe is here!.I chat to comedian @tiernandouieb about what he keeps in his jars, mustard disasters and we discuss the cringiest things we have said at the school gates
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If you want to hear me banging on about my new book - Cringe Club, motherhood & reluctant readers with the brilliant @BernieKeith100 on @BBCNorthampton feel free to have a listen! I'm on around 40 minutes in.
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To celebrate the publication of CRINGE CLUB - my new book for tweens, I've launched a funny podcast of the same name! Every episode a different guest shares their most embarrassing stories! First up, it's author & zoologist Jules Howard! #comedypodcast
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To celebrate the launch of CRINGE CLUB- my new funny book (out 31 July please pre-order)I'm launching a family podcast of the same name! Join me while I chat to some hilarious guests about our most embrassing moments & embrace our cringe! Out Thursday!
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RT @ComedyClub4Kids: On this week’s Radio Nonsense pod the guest is @EmilyJaneClark, who talks to Tiernan about oceans of peanut butter and….
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Mood .
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Happy anniversary to me. I have been divorced a year but only risen like a pigeon.
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I HAVE AN AWARD-WINNING BOTTOM! Thank you so much to all the children who voted for my knobbly bottom and all its illustrations by @jeffcrowtherart in #TheFantasticBookAwards.
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Lancashire School Library Service
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🐑'BAAA-verlous' news, the 'FANG-tastic' book 'Beasts of Knobbly Bottom, Attack of the Vampire Sheep' by @EmilyJaneClark @jeffcrowther published by @scholasticuk has been voted #FantasticBookAwards winner in a 'EWE-nited' front by the children of Lancashire 🧛
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RT @AnneClarkLit: LOVE this cover for Cringe Club, first book in the hilarious new series from comedy genius @EmilyJaneClark, told entirely….
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CRINGE CLUB- my funny new book for tweens written entirely in group chat, is now available for pre-order at the AWESOME @kibworthbooks
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KENNEDY KING IS TYPING . . .Welcome to the group chat! It's called Cringe Club because, as you might have guessed, it contains a cringe binge of EPIC proportions. The rules of Cringe Club are:...
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So excited for you to join my CRINGE CLUB. My new book is out with @simonkids_UK on 31st July with artwork by @wotto.
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Gallery at @simonkids_UK has signed four books in the Cringe Club series by @EmilyJaneClark. (£)
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I am excited to announce my new book - CRINGE CLUB- out with @simonkidsuk on July 31st! With artwork by the legendary @wotto76 I can't wait for you to have a sneaky read of Kennedy, Devon and Liv's hilarious group chat. Available for pre order on Amazon!
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I always forget about twitter but i am excited to say I can finally announce my new book to anyone who is still here!.
@AnneClarkLit
Anne Clark
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LOVE this cover for Cringe Club, first book in the hilarious new series from comedy genius @EmilyJaneClark, told entirely in a group chat. Out 31st July @simonkids_UK.
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I am on deadline so obviously I am procrastinating on Substack. I wrote HOW TO BE A GROWN UP about the time I had it all figured out. It started in London when i bought a takeaway coffee while wearing smart trousers.
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I wrote a thing about my about making hard things into funny stories-motherhood, divorce and yes, getting hit by buses
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I definitely should NOT write newsletters at this time of the month. But DO men know how lucky they are?
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