Some bloke just said to me in a restaurant whilst I was eating my dinner.. “No, stop. Starvation suits you.” What in the....!? I would throw my burg at you but that would be a massive waste love.
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@EmAtack All you had to do was politely say, "I sincerely hope your next shite's a hedgehog 🤣
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@EmAtack @KathyBurke Ketchup is squirty. Just a reminder for next time. And they often give free refills, so I think on balance the immediate waste might be worth it.
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@EmAtack I know what does suit you. No. Make. Up. Absolutely stunning. When you do find your mr perfect make sure he looks at you everyday like he is the luckiest man alive 😘😘😘
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@EmAtack The sad sad equivalent to a boy throwing stones at the girl he likes... in primary school! God love him. You’re gorgeous.
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@EmAtack You should have replied to him , " 1 Million Sperm and you were the Fastest "... Really ? Rolls eyes and walks away 🙄😲🙄
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@EmAtack Wtf?! Seriously what is wrong with some people!! I'd have said "I love my burg, it's really nice" 👍😉
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@EmAtack @KathyBurke New series idea. Emily Attacks. You dealing with all the bell-ends trying to spark up a conversation.
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@EmAtack Did you receive my past tweet about a dinner invite? A well seasoned meal of your choice by candlelight, drop of accompanying grape too 🍷👌🏼
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@EmAtack that’s so gross wtf please don’t let that comment get to you bc you’re so gorgeous and perfect, i love you 💗
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@EmAtack Emily take no notice sweetheart you are a lovely lovely person funny clever caring talented Hold your head high darling don't ever change The british public loved you hence you were the last female in the jungle
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@EmAtack What is wrong with some people! I wouldn't have known what to say.I'm one of those people that always thinks of a good retort 10 mins after the event🤣
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@EmAtack You should have said I like my bum, I like my thighs, I like my breasts, it's very nice! 😂😁😁 funniest thing ever. And you're beautiful. Sod him! #knob
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@EmAtack I've been sitting considering whether or not the word is burger or bug. The latter makes me laugh.
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@EmAtack Bet it felt like a bush tucker trial with him being one of the critters commonly known as dickusheadicus, your so beautiful and amazing ❤
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@EmAtack Probs as he was dining for 1 while he ploughed his triple burger and chips down as he goes home and watched porn for 3 hours 😂😂
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@EmAtack I watched you in I’m a celebrity with my family. You are a beautiful woman don’t let anyone tell you anything else. I also was reading that you was sometimes embarrassed to stand next to your ex because he was so beautiful. Your wrong YOU are a beautiful young lady Emily xx
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