Eli Cromwell
@EllyDeLaBoozer
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Occasional looper @KornFerryTour (late tee time Sunday) | Wasian | Interests include literature, film, and adventure | I am not Elly De La Cruz | #WasianWinter
Gramercy, Manhattan
Joined January 2024
Some coffees must survive. They all must live in fear. I ordered this one for here but I guess I’m not welcome.
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$6 for two classics (debatable) at the used book store? Twist my arm
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Damn, Eli is really catching motion on a Wednesday. #WASIANWINTER
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Happy Tuesday! Restructuring coming from my employer and my roommate's employer. People have been anxious in the office, and rightfully so. Anytime there's a big change in life, some helpful reminders are: >acknowledge yours and other's feelings >reassess your goals, then
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I'm actually doing this Friday
y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore and that’s the problem
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The dude in la cabra thinks he’s being more performative than me. Cortado to stay. He feels like he’s drowning. Tassel loafers of course I got more steez. And bang Lana playing in my wired headphones. You’re out. You were always out. You’ve been out since the day you were born.
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It's Wednesday. If your week isn't so hot, you still have time. Time to: >see friends >call a family member >have a cheeky pint (plural) and interesting conversation >enjoy the foliage >turn your unproductive week into a week you won >plan a weekend adventure >get active >move
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Name something more masculine than blasting Tate Mcrae on your headphones at the gym. I fucking dare you.
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No he can’t mix two anti hangover prevention products they cried in unison
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I hope you have a great day today. -Life is awesome -Friends are wonderful -Music kicks ass -Family is the best -Being where your feet are rocks -Nature is gorgeous -Opportunity is abundant -Free will is wondrous Constantly do things you'll look back on and smile. Make that
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