testosteroni
@testoseroni
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building Rebound — the edge between chaos and performance | Hangover Insurance
United States
Joined August 2025
I'm building Rebound - recovery for people who live at full throttle. Train hard, party smart, wake up ready. Follow along as we launch the product to take you to the next level in all aspects
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Prepping my weekly french fries. It's so fucking easy why aren't you doing it?
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Had to watch Stranger Things (for Nancy Wheeler, of course) Why not walk 5 and a half miles while at it? There are no excuses in the modern era to be a fat pig.
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Godspeed Kirb......
Boozing without a rebound. Tell my wife and kids I love them @testoseroni @arigldd
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Need to try this pizza + Rebound combo.
I wish rebound would get her to forgive me for all the pain I’ve caused. $3.50 pizza slice and rebound mixed berry
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Carbed up. AM Football with the boys. Thankful. Generational type day.
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Rebound all night. Stats coming tonight and tomorrow morning with football (feeling invincible) 5 vodka red bulls will stand no chance. 2 TD's and 100+ yards tomorrow morning
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Rebound is the secret ingredient of your buddy who is out til 3 A.M and still plays in the turkey bowl the next day.
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About to put up some ridiculous stats tomorrow morning thanks to Rebound
Rebound is the secret ingredient of your buddy who is out til 3 A.M and still plays in the turkey bowl the next day.
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Mac & Cheese for Grandma's tomorrow. Yes, Mac & Cheese is a Thanksgiving food, you uncultured swine.
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Anyone eat anything other than burgers, tacos/taco bowls, or sardines? Not complaining - just curious
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Brought a chicken lamp to the office today. Everyone in here thinks I'm a psychopath as they eat their salad slop and pizza for lunch.
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- Homemade Sourdough Toast - Sardines in EVOO w/ skin & bones - Raw Parmesan Reggiano - Dijon Mustard - Seaweed micronutrientmaxxing Sardines are a cheat code for DHA + EPA, selenium, taurine, phosphorus, and much more. Eat your damn sardines.
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Hop on the Rebound train. Join the revolution and never experience a hangover again.
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Pastina Chicken Noodle Soup with chicken bone broth Cozymaxxing all winter
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They don't know yet they could be waking up with no hangover if they just took 1 packet of Rebound before their adventures began 😵💫 They will learn soon
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