Ellen Tailor
@EllenTailor
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You know me from 📺 & 📻. Usually only here on Sundays to tweet about 🏈
Seattle, WA
Joined March 2009
Eminem is blaring through the parking lots, strangers next to us asked us to join in on their tailgate’s “Thunderstruck” circle, and my mom just texted me “I’m anxious, but I’m not going to take a Xanax, I’m just going to deal with this.” These are the days Detroit hoped for. 😂
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Business corespondent vs data analyst in fantasy football semis. 1.14 point difference 🤯 Thank God they’re both off tomorrow
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Hearing Cheeseheads like that at Lumen is the second worst heartache I’ve ever had 🥺
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What kind of slander is this @BlitzTheSeahawk
A new study revealed the most memorable and most forgettable mascots in the world, and it appears that American sports fans are having a hard time remembering Blitz the Seahawk.
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i think leap day should be a internationally observed holiday - you’re telling me we get an extra day every FOUR years and we have to work?? that doesn’t sit right w me
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Despite growing up in Michigan, I was never a Lions fan. But I do know how much that city and the state NEEDED this. 💙🤍 Good for them!
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Credit to Golden Tate for raising the 12 flag tonight. Let’s bring in Future next week and keep the theme rolling.
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A timeline cleanser for anyone still here. My dog politely waiting for his pup cup 😭
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In a season filled with some incredible throwback uniforms (Kelly Green, Creamsicle, Oilers, Falcons, Vikings) it is quite possible that the Seahawks have the best of the whole bunch. Make these permanent immediately.
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ET are great initials 🙌🏼
I just realized my new initials are going to be EAT…or, ET?
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