Hi @ollyofficial I was the girl dressed as a pigeon that you tackled to the ground at @RoughRunners today. 10/10 effort. I'm not too broken.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Started reading The Insomnia Diaries by the talented and strong @mirandalevycopy. Had a night of 0 hrs and 0 minutes sleep, spilt a whole vase of water over said new book at 6am. The irony is not lost on me. But the book is wonderful, and I relate to it so deeply.

You’ve only got until Saturday to see Sixty-Seven by the ever talented @tinytheatreco. Alex and Liv capture the highs and all too real lows of life in your 20’s. The perfect blend of poignant moments, laced with belly aching laughter. Book now - https://t.co/9pmRZYbDQM

@leonrestaurants

When you rush to get a @leonrestaurants before your train and you ask for the love burger. Get on the train, open your burger and it’s chicken. I have been deceived. I don’t want no poultry apology, I want answers. 😩😅

Went on a second date today and cried about my feelings. Poor. Fucking. Man. I wish this was a joke. But that’s my actual crying face from that angle.

Keith that is an ARM

Small????

What about letting in some Ukrainians who haven’t got family here?

this is what we mean when we say that black women do experience police brutality. BW are rarely believed and often blamed for crimes committed against them. Murder victims and missing black girls never receive justice. Lauren Smith Fields and Oluwatoyin Salau deserved full lives.

Stephen Sondheim, the revered and influential composer-lyricist behind some of Broadway’s most beloved and celebrated shows, has died at 91.

Sign up to win TWO Return Flights to Hawaii 🌴 or Italy 🇮🇹 https://t.co/pP5NsA7ba0 via @jacks_flights

INTRODUCING the ever present @Elle_Jay94 ‘Legs of lead.’ ‘So stiff, such a shame.’ A few quotes teachers have used to describe her. But that wasn’t enough to knock the old girl down, Nope. She’s back for another Cabaret and can’t wait to woo you with her static limbs. 💛🎭

And just like that problem over

INTRODUCING the supreme @mac_ga_rae Over lockdown, Steph has worked incredibly hard to eradicate her Scottish accent due to reviews such as, ‘why are you so angry?’ and ‘what part of Ireland are you from?’. 💛🎭

Good afternoon! Do you have your tickets for our concert on Sunday 24th October yet? Don’t you want to see if @Elle_Jay94 cracks out her tap shoes for this? Well you’re not going to find out if you don’t come now, are you?! Don’t delay, buy TODAY! https://t.co/RJQXkhBkhP 💛🎭

Huge respect to the @StoryhouseLive and all the wonderful actors and team who are handling the helicopter disruption like absolute troopers. We see your hard work and determination and we think you’re fantastic.

Swiping no on bumble whilst looking like this should be criminal.

My therapist - giving me sound advice to change my life for the better. Me -

This is absolutely disgusting. Here he is - shouldn’t be so hard to find him now?!