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Apart from "life is short" what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?
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The older you get, the uglier you're willing to go out in public.
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When someone unfollows me I always wonder which post was their last straw.
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Whoever removed the 29th and 30th from February, come get the 14th too.
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Sorry I expressed my feelings...that wasn't very sex object of me.
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He finally texted me after 17 hours, now I will make him wait 23 seconds.
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'Titanic' is now 25 years old, and so...Leonardo DiCaprio is no longer interested in it.
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@DrLoupis
So if you don't want your kid to read sexual books it's somehow you being homophobic?
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Someone on IG asked to buy nudes from me, and I got pissed real good. I say it loud and proud: I only send nudes and for free to men who have TRICKED ME into thinking we have an emotional connection!
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Hey. I've been trying to reach you telepathically. Why haven't you responded?
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Life's boring as hell when you don't have a crush to be delusional about.
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Female dragonflies will fake their own death to avoid unwanted male attention.
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My body is not a temple. It is at best a decaying old cabin in the woods with a horrifying past.
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Every girl is bi. You just have to figure out if it's polar or sexual.
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Every female lead in a sci-fi movie is like "my hair is short cause it's the future".
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Your biggest fan is a stranger. Your biggest hater is someone you know.
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This sums up gen Z...their Eric Draven is Bill Skarsblah...while mine had Brandon Lee. There is no comparison! Brandon is turning in his grave.
#thecrow
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I only attract psychopaths, so if you've ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.
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I'm being shamed for uploading nudes...so here's my cat's tooth instead.
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I need to get my life together, but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.
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I never delete messages...Just in case someone wants to lie about July 23rd, 1862.
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Porn isn't real sex. Social media isn't real life. Fast food isn't real food. Celebrities aren't real role models. Mainstream media news isn't real news.
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*puts myself out there*
*puts myself back because wtf was I thinking*
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Been practising Depeche Mode cover all day. What have you been up to?
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If I'm still single by Feb 14th I'm gonna screenshot my inbox and we're all gonna be single...😈😈
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Only uploading this pic cause Morgue liked it on my insta. Also...I'm not pregnant.
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Normalise not trying harder when someone makes you feel unwanted.
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Along came a cho-cho and knocked my monkey coo coo and now my monkey's dead...
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Life is short. If you have a crush on someone, walk right up to them...then a little past them and then just keep going cause it's probably not worth it.
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He's got 7 other females making him smile. Be special. Make him cry instead.
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Wish I could turn into a clit for the day so noone could find me.
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I just got a notification my account was blocked. Wtf? Does anybody see this tweet?
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Having to interact with people is probably the worst thing about being alive.
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I'm kinda excited for the rise of AI cause it will either make my life easier or kill us all and both of those seem like pretty good options at this point.
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Single, because why let someone else ruin my life when I'm perfectly capable of doing it on my own.
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Don't be fooled by pictures on social media. Body odour, stank breath, and shitty personalities don't show up online.
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It's always inherited trauma and never inherited Gothic castle in the Transylvanian mountains.
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Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so it's a win-win situation. It's like being dead without the commitment. An open relationship with death. DEATH WITH BENEFITS.
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I have this bombass body but currently no partner...not into one night stands... don't want to do OF and i don't exchange nudes in the DMs with random people!...WTF am I supposed to do with this flesh suit for it not to go to waste?
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You: "Living well is the best revenge."
Me: *googles second best revenge*
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You cannot make someone love you...BUT...you can make a series of devastatingly poor life choices in reaction to them not loving you.
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"It's so nice out!" - me texting from a dark room with the blinds down.
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