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I’ve grown over 1,000 followers in 30 days.
My secret: Consistently making fun of my husband
@SahilBloom
in the comments.
Consistency is everything.
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I love the Jerk Razor!
If you meet a jerk once a month, you’ve met a jerk.
If you meet jerks every day, you’re a jerk.
(h/t
@nytdavidbrooks
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True Story:
Before he left for the marathon, he asked me what I thought his chances were of hitting his goal.
I said 100%.
When he sets his mind to something, there is no stopping him. Plain and simple.
That’s the man I fell in love with.
Marathon Time: 2:57:31
First Marathon ✅
Boston Qualified ✅
Pain & Suffering ✅
When I started running in March, I set an ambitious goal to run a sub 3-hour marathon within 6 months.
1,200 miles of grueling training later, I got it done.
Let’s. Go.
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That’s what you’re writing in that notebook?
I always thought it just said “I love my wife” over and over again.
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A Whole New World 🌎❤️
When we got married, we wrote our own vows.
I quoted my favorite Disney movie: “Let me share this whole new world with you.”
It was only fitting that on our first Halloween as a family, we dressed the part.
Happy Halloween from Aladdin, Jasmine, and Baby Abu!
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I don’t recommend doing this next to your sleeping wife or baby.
Waking them up will NOT start your day with energy.
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Fun Fact: He also crossed the finish line in this local half marathon with his tongue sticking out like he was Michael Jordan.
That’s my husband 😂❤️
Half Marathon: 1:21:40
- New PR
- Average Pace 6:13
- Finished 7th out of 450
Hilly course on a brisk 25 degree morning—happy with the result!
Let’s go! 🚀🔥
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Does that mean your Twitter followers will no longer be subject to your shirtless pictures?
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Rule: Marry someone who is willing to both (a) support you and (b) call you on your BS.
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I agree. I mean, did you know you wanted to be a professional tweeter when you were 20?
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True Story:
@SahilBloom
put this quote in his senior year high school yearbook message to me.
As he says, the days are long but the years are short.
“You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be, and I don't want to go home right now.”
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Ohhhhh so this is why i hear you squealing every time you get in that cold plunge.
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And with your favorite personal photographer (whose hourly rate is about to go up)…
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Any frameworks on how to make a baby sleep more than 3 hours at a time? Asking for a friend.
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Will you still think it’s perfect when you’re stepping on these for years to come?
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@penguinrandom
I normally troll your posts, but I’m so proud of you.
Still can’t believe how we got here: From telling me you were about to go viral before posting your first thread in May 2020 to signing an international book deal…
I’m a proud wife!
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The most important element of his morning routine is that he doesn’t wake me and Roman up when he gets up at that ungodly hour…
The details of my morning routine...
5 science-backed principles to win every single day:
In this video, you'll come along with me as I walk you through every detail of my morning routine, explaining exactly what I do and why I do it.
I break down the 5 core principles you can…
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Always proud of this man. Sets his mind to something and bends reality to achieve it.
Ran the Scarsdale 15K this morning in 56:18.
- New PR
- Average Pace 6:00
- 6th Place (2nd in Age Group)
Crazy hilly course on a brisk morning. Thrilled with the result!
Let’s go! 🚀🔥
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Pro Tip: Never let your Morning Monster wake up your wife and son.
0/10 would not recommend
😂😂😂
How to overcome self-doubt and imposter syndrome.
The Character Invention Technique:
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I’m so proud of this man.
Last night, I shared one thought with him:
“It was meant to be (not in a magic fate way) more like you were just made for this.”
It’s why I encouraged him to dive in 3 years ago, and why I continue to believe in him today.
Some things are written.
Your entire life can change in three years...
Three years of focused, daily effort.
One year may create a dramatic shift, but three years will blow your mind.
Trust me, I've lived it.
Three years ago, I was walking down a very different path.
A good path, but not my path.…
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Note: I very much DON’T recommend waking up your spouse at 4:30am by doing this next to your bed.
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There is nothing in the world like the feeling of your child running to you with a smile on their face.
How many more times will they want to do it?
Cherish every single moment.
As
@SahilBloom
often says:
“The days are long but the years are short”
What I'm thankful for...
In 1998, Kurt Vonnegut gave the commencement speech at Rice University.
One passage that I'll never forget:
Up to this point this speech has been new stuff, written for this place and this occasion. But every graduation address I've delivered has…
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The is a true story…
🤣❤️
17 years ago, I tried to flirt with a cute freshman girl in my school’s computer lab.
It was her birthday and I offered her a high five.
She stared at me and walked out, laughing.
Well, we can laugh together, because that cute girl is now my wife.
Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!
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My rocks
How to prioritize the important things in life.
Rocks, Pebbles, & Sand:
There's a rather well-known story that I like to remind myself of every so often.
A professor walks into his class and sets a few items out on the table:
• A large glass jar
• A bunch of rocks
• A…
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I wanted to troll this, but I actually really like this framing. I’ve got nothing…
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Update: I’m not asleep. He should not tell me.
Update: Fixed.
Wife is asleep, but I just got to take a nice hot shower before bed.
The $1M Question: Do I tell her that I got to take a hot shower when I see her in the AM?
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Create little humans
What is the single greatest piece of advice you've ever received?
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To be clear, I would not recommend an awkward high five as your opening “move” to impress the girl…
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Avva, you will be missed.
❤️❤️❤️
The world lost a beautiful soul over the weekend.
My grandmother lived a beautiful life—leaving behind a rich tapestry of family, friends, and loved ones.
As I reflect on her beautiful life, I want to share a few lessons I learned from her that changed mine:
1. Don’t fear…
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My boys hard at work
❤️🙏🏽
We’re both working weekends…
The good old days are happening right now!
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Looks like the Young 👑 needs a nap.
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We had an incredibly inspiring visitor today.
Must read.
In June 2022, I got an email from a 28-year-old follower that knocked me off my feet.
Rohan had recently battled through a terrible encounter with brain cancer.
He had woken up one day in August 2021 filled with optimism for the life ahead of him.
24 hours later, after…
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Applies to marriage and relationships just as much as anything else in life.
I love this quote from Inception:
"Do you want to take a leap of faith or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone?"
The greatest things in life require that leap of faith. You can do all the work to prepare, but that will only take you 95% of the way there.…
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Roman’s new obsession.
A few weeks ago, I posted a photo sitting on a John Deere tractor with my son.
This social media team deserves a raise.
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These are the good old days…
“I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.”
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(4) 90% of parenting is just getting comfortable holding insanely uncomfortable positions.
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Side benefit: It sounds hilarious when you hear someone doing this and reduces your stress because you laugh.
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Happy Mother’s Day to my world.
It still blows my mind that the pretty girl I met in the high school computer lab has blossomed into this beautiful woman and mother.
Roman and I are so lucky to have you.
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This is the truth
🤣🤣🤣
You can read every negotiation book in the world, but literally nothing will prepare you for negotiating bedtime with a toddler.
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This Protein Oreo McFlurry recipe is the key to a successful marriage.
This Protein Oreo McFlurry has 50g of protein.
It changed my life…
I’m a big believer in sticking to whole, unprocessed, single ingredient foods 95% of the time.
The other 5% I think you should enjoy yourself, responsibly.
This high protein ice cream recipe is perfect: Hit…
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