I’m very happy!.

I have a mini schnauzer so in my home we say “schnau” instead of now and it’s very fun.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

When you try to stop Vecna she just comes back stronger

I wanna be on a gameshow with my husband where they ask him my favorite food and he has to say “cheesy broccoli pasta”.

It would be so funny if the Barbie movie sucks.

I owe my parents so much printer paper. All I did as a kid was print out articles on the Jersey Devil and highlight stuff like a loser.

Umm excuse me @janaunplgd is an icon.

If there’s one thing I will be doing, it’s watching 5 part harmonies be built in real time. Thank you.

Read this for joy and for smart!.

Boy there’s a lot to be upset about.

RT @ShanePaulNeil: My town has announced that in light of yesterday's tragedy there will be an increased police presence at the schools.….

Weather’s warming up. Time to break out my Dr Scholl’s summer sneakers.

There’s a fine line between “sexy dewy”and “greasy as shit” and I’m always 100 yards past that line.

I’m out of town for work and I miss my husband. It’s so fucking embarrassing.

Hey couples, if you don’t want me to know how much you hate each other, don’t start a podcast!.

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A glass of fresh squeezed orange juice on a Friday night ain’t half bad!.

I’m gonna get my mom some steaks for Mother’s Day and for Father’s Day my dad’s getting a lil bracelet with my name on it.

I have no idea how much conditioner I’m supposed to leave in my hair.

The way we’ll lose it if a skirt has pockets even though putting as much as a chapstick in said pocket will cause that side of the skirt to sag deeper than the depths of hell.

*my doody.