BREAKING: Sugars essential for life have been found in pristine asteroid Bennu samples collected by NASA’s OSIRIS-REx spacecraft. Combined with previous detections of amino acids and nucleobases, we see that life’s ingredients were widespread throughout the solar system:

Exam proctoring is going well

Domino’s is a good guy?

Thank God

Playing smash with anyone who isn’t at least semi competitive is miserable.

My gf when I tell her I’m going to the weekly

what randubs starts to look like when its 2 AM and you're down $65

"hey void" and it's light after he gets blown up by dynamite in a boomerang cartoon 😭😭😭😭

My plan is more like Undergrad --> PhD --> Postdoc --> Postdoc --> Postdoc --> Postdoc --> Postdoc --> Postdoc --> Sort of interesting homeless man who haunts a denny's --> Postdoc --> die peacefully in bed surrounded by 150 papers with 10 citations each

For a small fee, I will unfairly attack your PhD online, increasing your readership in the resulting backlash

Please let this happen I need this

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A crazy amount of your smash career will be spent being a 2-2er, whether that's a 2-2 with wins in losers, or a 2-2 with wins in winners. Cracking into that 3-2 range consistently most likely means you're a great player with a deep grasp on the game and it's mechanics.

every Kaz player seeing this tweet

AGARTHAGPT, GENERATE ME YAKUB'S STRONGEST SOLDIER GENERATING…🤖🤖🤖 10% GENERATING…🤖🤖🤖 50% GENERATING…🤖🤖🤖 90% GENERATING… 100% COMPLETE!! YOUR CHARACTER IS: WII FIT TRAINER

New evidence for a possible 9th planet in the solar system is likely to come out in the next year or so. It is hypothesized to be the core of an ice giant or a black hole. The Vera Rubin Telescope in Chile might observe it soon.

For @tale_val and @ElJando6 It's a bit late, but.... Thank you both for being such great friends, teammates, and inspirations during our time together at USC Smash. I'll always be rooting for you in everything you do going forward!!

I have nothing but respect for people who choose the best character in the game when they're playing to win, but let's not pretend like Steve players are even playing the same game as the rest of us. If you win a tournament with Steve, you're good at playing Steve, not Ultimate.

Man I love the dodge the grab at 0 meta it’s so cool and epic

Rob players say “i have such a horrible disadvantage state!” and then fly to the top of the screen never to return like okay dude