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Not all hero's wear capes.
"l join Nigerians to celebrate Mr Ejiro Otarigho. The man drove a burning tanker from a densely populated area to an open field and prevented what would have been a disaster in Agbarho community of delta state. I watched the video and l was awed by it.
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The firefighter was asked why he laughed while saving this old woman..
He said that the elderly woman said to him "You reminded me of my wedding night"
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''Never in my life have I met humans as civilized as the Japanese. They're the true resemblance of image of God.
During my first trip to Japan, a colleague from the US forgot his laptop at the park of all places. We rushed back there and the place was closed for the day.
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"At first l wanted my son to play for Cameroon but, someone at the Cameroon Football Federation charged a sum of money that l didn't have to make him play. The French didn't charge anything"
-Kylian Mbappe's father.
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No one can paint like GOD.....
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“Our London flight is sold out till September, we are bringing in 33 brand new aircraft and set to hit Lagos-New York and Texas before December”
-Dr Allen Onyema.
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No one paints like God 🙏
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Overall best students in JAMB 2022.
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One good turn...
''A Frenchman traveled to Ivory Coast after 38 years to search for his nanny after his father retired and left his job in Ivory Coast.
He was able to meet her and gave her ten million francs of swords and allocated a monthly salary to her''
-The African Nomad
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A Naija Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside reading 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
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If someone knows how to double 100k to become 150k in 45 minutes, he won't tell anyone. He will first double his own money till he becomes richer than Elon Musk. You will only read about him in Forbes. Stop investing in Ponzi schemes, it will always end in premium tears.
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''We just finished having our 11th Kidney transplant surgery right at FMC Umuahia, Abia State.
We strive continually to sustain this program in our public institution despite the challenges of brain drain, out-of-pocket payment and equipment's. And we are succeeding.
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I weep for my country:
'' In 2014, I and several other Nigerian University graduates had been shortlisted to write the Presidential Special Scholarship (PRESSID) designed exclusively for First Class Nigerian graduates who wanted to pursue both Masters and PhD in any top 25
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*Newly ordained Catholic priest Rev Fr Moses Ibn idris, and his father a Muslim Cleric in Jalingo Taraba state"
-Fadilat E idris
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The first time l met Mr
@PeterObi
was in 2014,when BusinessDay newspaper gave award to governors. The award held at Eko Hotel in Victoria lsland Lagos. The governor of an oil rich south-south state came in with an entourage of about 50 persons, they all had to be accredited, then
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A disaster waiting to happen. This building is situated at 25 Igbehin Adun street Makoko Yaba Lagos. The developer is allegedly planning to add another floor. Someone should tag the Lagos state government.
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Anambra state students win big at the 2023 world affairs challenge global championship in the USA.
Students from Queen of Rosary College Onitsha have clinched a second place in the just concluded World affairs challenge. They competed with over 760 participants all over the
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''There was wild jubilation at all Zenith Bank branches all over the country as the staff of the bank woke up to the news that their salaries had been increased by 100%.
This was the bank's attempt to lessen the impact of the removal of fuel subsidies.
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Air Peace Flight from London Gatwick to Murtala Mohammed AirPort on 3rd April 2024 by Kolade Akin.
''Having travelled severally since 1991 on London/Lagos route I want to start by stating the obvious apprehension I had even booking this flight.This was based on my last experience
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"We didn't become the state with the highest Billionaires in Nigeria by sitting at home every monday"
-Governor CC Soludo.
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''Thailand sells rice to every country under the sky. They don't build rice pyramids.
Wasting precious man hours to make rice pyramids - a process that adds no value to the rice distribution chain - is PREPOSTEROUS.
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A Professor started his class on a very significant topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled. He turned, looked at the class and asked the whistler’s name. No one answered.
The Professor peacefully kept the pen in his pocket saying:
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A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man known as Thomas walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this
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In July 2018
@PeterObi
was invited to appear before the Onitsha office of the Anambra State Internal Revenue Service (Tax office).
Obi was summoned by Mrs. Nwakpudolu Juliet, the Chief Tax Officer coordinating GRA Phase 2 Onitsha as a senior business manager.
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Not All Hero's wear capes.
Imam Abdullahi Abubakar, 86 years old lslamic cleric in Barki Ladi, LGA in Plateau state, who risked his life to hide over 260 Christians in a Mosque during a clash in Yelwa Gindi village would be receiving a national honour this week. 👏👏👏
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🙏🙏
"I just went to buy a Samsung washer and dryer from a guy and he was asking $500. I told him I just had a baby and if he could take $400 I’d be really grateful.
I got home hooked everything up and everything worked great, I opened up the dryer to check the lint filter and
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Adam, Adam, where are you? My lord, l am naked..
Godwin Obaseki has stripped me naked in Edo state😂😂😂
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True story:
''I was a banker married to a banker until I lost my job via downsizing. For two years I searched for another job no way,
I was paid off handsomely and I lost all the money in some business investment.
Within that 2 years, three of my in-laws moved into our home in
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A beautiful story to make you smile😀
''My wife and I had an issue one very morning before we left for work. It was a small misunderstanding between me and her. We were both angry with each other. From my facial expression, my wife knew I was very prepared to keep malice with her
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''How UK's New Prime Minister Rose To Power and Wealth:
Once a new face emerges on the global stage, I would quickly research about their rising and try to figure out what code they used to emerge..
People rise majorly through 3 codes - who you marry, who you know that knows you
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“We grew up with
@PeterObi
, & went to the same University with him. He had been a prudent person from birth, that if he wins tomorrow, I’ll be in the opposition, & what I’ll be attacking him is, please, don’t over save our money”
- Dr Osita Okechukwu,DG,VON, member, APC
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MALI CUTS DIPLOMATIC TIES WITH FRANCE
Mali military government cuts diplomatic ties with France, abandons French as its official language, orders French troops to leave its territory within 72hrs.
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A young Igbo business oriented guy and well qualified sales employee left his job in Lagos and emigrated to Canada for better prospects and applied for a salesman's job at Vancouver's premier downtown department store. It was the biggest store in the world: you could get anything
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so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!”
Naija: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20" 😂😂😂
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''IN CASE OF DEATH WHICH IS INEVITABLE, YOUR NEXT OF KIN WILL NOT HAVE ANY ACCESS TO THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
So many Nigerians think that their next of kin is the automatic heir to their account. But the truth is that if your next of kin is not a signatory to your account,
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A young, well qualified Officer left his job in Lagos and emigrated to Canada for better prospects and applied for a salesman's job at Vancouver's premier downtown department store. It was the biggest store in the world; you could get anything there.
The boss asked him,
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Long and short of the story is that we got there the next morning and the attendant took us to where we sat and behold the laptop was there''
-
@DecaKelechi
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A woman from Guinea woke up one morning and decided to deceive gullible Guineans. She went to observe her prayers in an Ocean, she then circulated pictures, to deceive people that she has defied gravity and praying on top of water
The pretentious woman, placed a table in the.
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''In Belgium yesterday, this airport staff from Congo DRC said he saw Mr.
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passport and asked him if he was truly Peter Obi from Nigeria.
Obi answered in the affirmative.
He then said, "can we take a picture please?"
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I still can't wrap my head around why the Japanese car maker,Toyota will choose Ghana over Nigeria to set up its first and only West African assembly plant.Even when Nigeria is about 10 times bigger than Ghana.
What are we doing wrong?
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Before Globacom won a GSM license, the leading players told Nigerians that per second billing is impossible, that the Nigerian market is not yet matured for such. GLO entered the market immediately with per second billing and the old operators followed immediately. Monopoly is
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After scoring his goal against Angola, Lookman had to do the Okwaraji celebration to honor his memory ...
Thank you brother. 🙏
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''In case you have no idea why Lagos transporters commenced a 7 days strike, let me give some clarity and make you really angry.
There are over 75,000 commercial buses (danfos) in Lagos, according to the Lagos Metropolitan Area Transport Authority (LAMATA) estimates.
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Everyone was relaxed except me and my friend. Even the taxi driver wasn't bothered. He promised to drive us there by 9:00am next day because Park opens 8.45am. He assured us we would get it back, that Japanese do not steal because stealing reduces a man. That statement almost
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“When we were importing rice, it was N8,500 for 50kg. Now they say we are the largest producer of rice in Africa, and it is selling for N32,000. I don't understand this kind of success.”
~ Danjuma Abdullah
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This is a true story written by a friend and a legal luminary,Kenneth Ikonne,SAN,in fact it was one of the landmark cases he handled,its rather long but please find time to read it.
''MY SADDEST DAY IN COURT!
The scene in the court room of the Family Division of the Lagos State
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"Nobody who steals power will use it for good"
-Dike Chukwumerije
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A good Cop:
CSP Rabiu Garba, DPO, Fegge Police station Onitsha.
Yesterday some youths in Onitsha mobilized to burn down some Police stations based on allegations of extortions and highhandness.When they trooped to Fegge Police station all the policemen has fled remaining just the
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A man bought 4 liters of fuel for N2, 000
@500
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Please how much is Spaghetti now?
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Aba city and 9 other local governments in Abia state will soon enjoy 24 hours power supply, courtesy of Geometric Power Plant Group owned by Professor Barth Nnaji. It will be a game changer in the socioeconomic development of Aba city and the local governments.
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When Dr Goodluck Jonathan reduced price of fuel from N97 to N87, change agents insulted him and called him unprintable names and told Nigerians that once Buhari takes over they will sell fuel for N45 per liter.
How far? 🤡🤡🤡
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It is no longer news that apart from delivering an electrifying speech, President Hakainde Hichilema of Zambia, in Paris sealed a deal with France to restructure their $6.3 Billion debt. I was expecting the Agbadorians to tell us the contents of Tinubu's speech & the deals he
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All eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled.
The professor said: Stand up Young man I didn’t buy my PhD I earned it.😂😂😂😂😂
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''The state house (Aso Rock) budgeted N123million to purchase kitchen equipment & Material; did they throw away the ones they bought last year?''
-Senator Enyinnaya Abaribe
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"Snatched it, grabbed it ,ran with it but confused on what to do with it"
-Patrick Ogundele.
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''Beware of that House-Help in Your Home.
What happened in my home is sort of stuff you see in famed television program- Super Story.
Exactly one month ago, my family hired this 23 year old young lady, Happy Yahuda into our home. During the interview session, I had asked her
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knocked me to the ground, this was 2012 not 1912.
I think anybody who is afraid of making heaven should visit Japan before dying because that's closest to the best humans can get to. And that will give the person a picture of how organized heaven might be.
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Igbos don't sell lands to outsiders Nye Nye Nye. Yesterday l tweeted about over 150 plots of land currently available in Owerri, none of the cl0wns parroting that lgbos don't sell lands have reached out to me. Ignore these rabble rousers and paid agents of falsehoods.
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His security has finally being beefed up. 💪💪
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"There shall be no more distinction between the so called" Core"and none "Core" civil servants. This is a disingenuous expression that was used to hide the wicked habit of owing salaries.
From June 2023, all salary and pension obligations of the state would be settled by the
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Mr
@PeterObi
became a billionaire in his 30s,bank chairman at 40,governor of Anambra state at 46,got relected. He was chairman of SEC too. How old are you sir, and what have you achieved in your entire life? 🤡🤡🤡
If you are happy that Nigerians rejected Peter Obi, please help say thank God.
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“Tinubu was not indicted in that case..it was his Bank Account that was indicted “
-Festus Keyamo.
Wakanda figure of speech is dat? 🥸
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These are people who apologize because you heard the sound of their ringtone. About 90% of Japanese leave their phones on silent mode so as not to disturb the next person. They all have earpiece and are thinking of stopping having horns in cars because nobody uses it.
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Peter Obi remains the only Ex governor in living memory that left billions of naira, both in liquid cash and investments for his successor. He even went further and paid for the contracts he awarded so as not to encumber the man that succeeded him. Obiano entered and squandered
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SOLUDO AND OBI: AN EXPOSITION
- By Maj Gen Tony Emeka Ajemba (rtd)
I want to add my own apolitical opinion to the statement made by Soludo.
Before Peter Obi became Governor, governance in my dear Anambra state was just staying in the jungle with the survival of the fittest.
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NEW SULTAN REJECTS PROPOSED 14- YEAR-OLD WIFE, SAYS SHE'S A MINOR
The new Sultan of Bamoun in Cameroon, HRH Nabil Mbombo Njoya, has declined offer of a 14-year-old virgin in marriage as tradition demands.
According to tradition, the wife of a new Sultan must come from the
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If
@PeterObi
was an opportunist,he could have collected at least N700 million package from Anambra state and pension for life.If he was an opportunist he could have looted the N75 billion he saved for his state.If he was an opportunist nothing stopped him from
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Michelle Alozie:Super Falcon Defender
She has a degree in Molecular Biology from Yale University.
She is a cancer research technician at Texas children's hospital ,a professional footballer with Houston Dash FC of USA and plays for the Super Falcons of Nigeria.
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''1. Afenifere endorsement - faked.
2. Bishops endorsement - faked.
3. Obasanjo endorsement- faked.
4.GEJ endorsement after they visited him- faked.
5. Health and wellness - faked
6. Pictures - faked
7. Fitch prediction - faked
8. Primary school attendance - faked.
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I was shocked my $400 was sitting in there. I got a message from him saying, “check the dryer, a gift for the new baby.” Man words can not describe how grateful I am right now. I felt I had to share, big shout out to the man, David! Thank you so much!"
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The Chairman of Air Peace, Chief Allen Onyema was once indicted by the US government over some undisclosed financial transactions.He was not accused of defrauding anyone.
He boarded a flight to the US, defended himself and cleared all the issues.He is as free as a bird.
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Close your eyes for a minute & imagine Dr Goodluck Jonathan as the president,the APC as the opposition,ASUU is on strike and Jonathan's daughter graduates from a prestigious University in the UK,with ASUU still on strike.We are just a country of hypocrites,know this & know peace
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The internet is undefeated....
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Adam's Oshiomhole has a history of telling lies, he lied against Dr Goodluck Jonathan, lied against Dr Ngozi Okonjo-iweala, lied against Dr Akinwumi Adesina of the ADB, currently he has just lied against Mr
@PeterObi
all in a bid to sell an expired product.
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Is this you? 👇👇👇🤡🤡🤡
Yes,I received cash envelope from him and if his mob pushes me,I will state the amount. One of the reasons Peter Obi left the PDP before the primary,was because he knew he couldn’t compete with Atiku,Wike,Tambuwal,Saraki e.t.c on the field with cash at the convention.
P:S- i…
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''It's on record that only two governors, since 1999, had paid off debts inherited from their predecessors and gone ahead to leave surpluses on their way out.
Governor number one prayed on the ground under the same tree outside the same local mosque where he had knelt for some
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Twitter was banned for pulling down this offensive tweet.
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When igbo votes are needed 😂😂
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''The present governor of Bauchi State allocated a land to me in Abuja He's there, you can ask him. I told him I don't need it. 3 months ago, he told me 'I was the only person who was given a land in Abuja and he refused it.'
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of the PRESSID scholarship: Odoeze Jideofor Okagu Ogadimma Olikagu Sylvia Chisom Hyacinth Ali David Chukwuma Izuogu Samuel Olisa Chima Eke and others.
Sad!
Chidozie Ojobor''
ME:The young man is now making waves in Toronto Canada
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Please can we celebrate this Police woman?
On the 19th of September 2019 a young man named Ajabor Friday was shot by thieves and left for dead at Ogudu.
As usual hospitals refused to take him in until officer Celestina intervened and had to threaten fire and brimstone before the
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In January 2015,when GEJ reduced the fuel price from N97 to N87, the APC called it a ruse, Festus called it an election winning gimmic, Fashola said fuel should be much cheaper. They are now in power, how much are you buying fuel?
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Owerri to Onitsha is N500, but Onitsha to Owerri is N300...l asked the conductor why? since it's the same route.
He asked me "Why is Monday to Friday 5 days, While Friday to Monday is 4 days"? 😂 I kept quiet. Till now I haven't gotten an answer to that 🤣🤣🤣
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Suddenly borrowing is no longer a crime. 😂😂😂
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Your new INEC commissioner. If l hear pim 😂😂😂😂
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The same Tolu Ogunlesi that insisted that Mr Jonathan must hold a Presidential media chat to address Nigerians on Ebola is the same person insisting that Buhari does not need to address Nigerians on Corona Virus.
Wakanda person is this🤣🤣🤣🤣
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