HelioEccentric
@EccentricHelio
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sucky sucky sticky psyche touching Avatar: @jennyfattits2 Banner: @JackalopySigno 28
helioeccentric.bsky.social
Joined March 2021
While I’m fighting for this I’ll be open to comms and trades for anyone who wants their own cards made in the meantime. Feel free to DM.
Hey everyone. My store is currently down due to a false DMCA takedown on some of my pages. Please bare with me while i try to get it live again.
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I got a call from a scammer yesterday. Me: “Hello.” Scammer: (thick, heavy accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.” Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?” Scammer: “Oh yes, Madam. We have many
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rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose happy birthday to paisely go read PaBRR
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Phase 1 Gorillaz will always be my fav
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>be Middle Eastern religion started by deranged cult leader >spread throughout the world, sometimes peacefully, but usually through war and rape >whine endlessly about oppression whenever victims fight back >attempt to wipe out most of original traditions >Be Christianity
“Great Britain has lost its culture because of radical Muslims” Meanwhile, somewhere in a UK shire:
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Final Destination character gets his head stuck in this somehow
Coming soon to Las Vegas casinos: an ATM that melts down your gold jewelry at 2200°F, verifies the purity and weight, and then transfers the value (minus fees) to your bank account. This will devastate the local pawn shop industry.
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And then at the end it says how much their gold fillings were worth HIRE ME HOLlYWOOD
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@discord tldr: "we're already spying on you and know your age" they are so out of touch, they thought that would make us feel better.
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In case you missed it earlier I'm open for commissions again this month and I'm trying to save up for an dental operation to remove my failed root canal crown and wisdom teeth and this is the only method I have in earning the funds to pay for it all. RTs are appreciated as well!
I got back from my dentist appointment and got told that not only my wisdom teeth need to be removed due to a cavity, my root canal that I got back in 2019 has been fractured and the only option left is to extract it so that was my day so far & thinking where do I get the money?
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You can cope and say that men simply need to do X, but the main thing most men did wrong was be born in the wrong decade.
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It's funny realising how vast Thunderbirds' influence is.
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Man I might actually cave and buy thi—WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS FREE?!
We released this amazing PDF with 400+ pages of practical tips and exercises – grouped in Fundamentals, Design, and Storytelling. This is one of the cheat sheets you will see inside 👇 Download the PDF: https://t.co/05GU5qhyG3
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